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Blogs > Scott_in_Tulsa > The World According to Scott

Hello, This Is My , Star Of The Next Jackass Movie  

Scott_in_Tulsa 52M
1055 posts
7/1/2008 7:02 pm

Last Read:
10/12/2008 10:55 am
Hello, This Is My , Star Of The Next Jackass Movie

My showed me a video on his myspam page today, with him riding a shopping cart down a hill and it turning over at the bottom throwing him out of it.

I was appalled, that's moronically dangerous. Hey boy, don't you know that's how people get Darwin awards!

To further increase my pride in my i've learned he's quit the football team. And just to add insult to injury, he's insisting on holding me to a promise i made him to let him get his lip pierced.

About 7 months ago he asked me what it would take for me to allow him to get his lip pierced, i said "hold a job for 30 days and pay for it yourself".

I guess i should take pride in the fact that he has managed to hold and keep a job, but damn, i'm not happy with that boy!
"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill
amoldenough 77F
16422 posts
7/4/2008 9:24 am

 Don't worry. He wants his lip pierced now, but in a few years, when he matures, I'll bet he won't have it. My son wanted his ear pierced and at 16, I let him. (you have to pick your battles). He is now 27 and seems to have forgotten he had it done. Most times, they have to learn from their mistakes. He could be doing worse!!!
"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


SIMPLY_A_WOOMAN 60F
13 posts
7/4/2008 5:51 am

 Just look back at all the things we did to our parents... My mom use to wish the same for me.. I guess she enjoying the view from heaven.. my daughter already can come with things I would have never dreamed of... have a blessed life


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/2/2008 5:17 am

 You know, it's fun to watch someone with a newly pierced lip or tongue forget they're not supposed to drink orange juice, eat anything with tomatoes, or any other sort of acidic or really hot and spicy food. There is lots of potential for sadistic fun, including when they try to talk when it's brand new.


Leyna64 59F

7/1/2008 9:35 pm

 Well I think I can beat the shopping cart trick though there is no video for posterity...
My older boy, Big Joe, has always had no fear, not even the healthy kind. Caught him in the act of walking off a pier when we had stopped the boat in the middle of Lost Creek lake to take a swim, but this is not the topper. It seems that when he was about thirteen he and the neighbor kids were playing on the neighbor's trampoline. Big Joe naturally decides that jumping off the roof of the neighbor's house onto the trampoline sounds like a good idea. He flies of the trampoline and lands butt first on the ground giving himself several compression fractures of his spine. At twenty he has now lived seven years with pain that my granny took 80 years and osteoporosis to earn. Not the brightest crayon is he?
Come for the breasts, Stay for the brains!
L


WonDumFok 60M
25277 posts
7/1/2008 7:58 pm

 I used to have the same feeling you are having now all the time...
...and then won day I realized that my father had the same feelings about me and his father had the same feelings about him.... serves us all Fok'in right

did you ever score with the klingons?

Won

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beadchick 62F

7/1/2008 7:21 pm

 My Mom is always saying "You pay for your raisin'! "


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