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Blogs > TsAngelaDawn > Please read before screwing

Might as well share some crazy...  

TsAngelaDawn 52T
13 posts
10/15/2015 2:46 am
Might as well share some crazy...
So, earlier today I received a message from an admirer. He seemed sweet so I asked what he had in mind. Here is the conversation that ensued-

"Netflix and Chill." He replied.

I asked a follow up, "What is Netflix?"\

"It's an online thing where you can watch any TV show that's ever been on TV." He responded with redundancy.

To which I may have said too much, " You mean like the Teletubbies? OMG! Have you ever seen the "tubby custard" episode? It starts bad, then gets so much worse as they all do oral to a twisting 15" penis bong for like 10 minutes, and then the episode climaxes, quite literally and repeatedly, with a seemingly never ending montage of money shot after, "omfg! Wtf! I thought this was a 's show! Sure, the Muppet's comedy went over 's heads, but not like Peter fucking north!" slow motion, money shot. I used to have the episode on mp4, just so I could have it playing on one of my monitors when I wanted or friends to leave. No one can watch 5 minutes of that episode without wanting to take a long, scalding hot shower with a fresh bar of lava soap-extra sharp and crunchy- and an almost religious calling to try celibacy for a long, long time..."

Textual silence ensued.

So I tried to clarify and save the situation, "I'm guessing that wasn't what you meant?"

Crickets chirping and the occasional bar of a Simon and Garfunkel hit floated in my window, but no response.

So, if anyone could tell me what I may have done to run him off, I would be grateful, because right now I am just feeling irrationally fat and wondering if that could have been the problem..
TsAngelaDawn 52T
8 posts
10/16/2015 10:23 pm

 Thanks!


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