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Blogs > tallsassybbw58 > I Double Dare You Not To LOL

I like Big Biutts and I Cannot Lie  

tallsassybbw58 65F
186 posts
9/13/2014 4:54 pm
I like Big Biutts and I Cannot Lie

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

new2bilife63026 34F  
4 posts
9/13/2014 5:29 pm

 good come back for her


seasidelife2013 67M
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1633 posts
9/13/2014 5:00 pm

 lol.... great, thanks tall


tallsassybbw58 replies on 9/14/2014 1:21 am:
glad I could make someone smile

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