Exercise After 60
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Posted:May 11, 2015 2:47 am
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Take two 5 lb potato sacks, one in each hand. Lift them straight out to the side, not above the shoulders. Repeat until you can hold them out at arm's length for several minutes at a time.
Replace the two 5 lb potato sacks with two 10 lb potato sacks and repeat the exercise until you can hold the two 10 lb potato sacks at arm's length for several minutes.
Repeat this activity using 25 lb, 50 lb and then 100 lb potato sacks.
Once you have achieved the ability to pick up and carry the two 100 lb potato sacks with relative ease, begin adding potatoes to the sacks.
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The South Actually Won the Civil War!
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Posted:May 8, 2015 7:52 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 10:32 am
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It has recently come to my mind that the North only "thought" they won the Civil War. I'm of the opinion that it was the Confederate states who actually got the best of the deal during the decades after the conflict ended. We did this by convincing the Yankees to come to the South for their vacations and then taking all their money.
No less an authority on all things Southern than Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard noted: "After all," he said, "how many Southerners have you ever seen paying money to visit a reptile farm."
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Jihadists are Like Rattlesnakes
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Posted:Apr 5, 2015 2:33 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2015 8:59 pm
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Some time back I had the opportunity to visit some friends in Houston, I was in gun shop there called Carter Country or something like that and a local gentleman saw my FSU sweat shirt and we struck up a conversation about football, things in general and how the country's going to hell in a hand basket.
He was saying how after the Boston Marathon bombing the news media had spent days and weeks trying to determine why those two men did what they did. They want to know what America did to make those brothers so angry with us. They want to know why those men were not arrested before they did something so terrible. The media was in a tizzy about this new era of homegrown radicals, and about why they could live among us and still hate us.
Then this local gentlemen went on to say that, "Out where I live in west Texas I have rattlesnakes on my place, living among us. I have killed a rattlesnake on the front porch. I have killed a rattlesnake on the back porch. I have killed rattlesnakes in the barn, in the shop and on the driveway. In fact, I kill every rattlesnake I encounter.
"I kill rattlesnakes because I know a rattlesnake will bite me and inject me with poison. I don’t stop to wonder why a rattlesnake will bite me; I know it will bite me because it's a rattlesnake and that's what rattlesnakes do. I don’t try to reason with a rattlesnake. I just kill it. I don’t try to get to know the rattlesnake better so I can find a way to live with the rattlesnakes and convince them not to bite me. I just kill them. I don’t quiz a rattlesnake to see it I can find out where the other snakes are, because (a) it won’t tell me, and (b) I already know they live on my place. So, I just kill the rattlesnake and move on to the next one.
"I don’t look for ways I might be able to change the rattlesnake to a non-poisonous rat snake...I just kill it. Oh, and on occasion, I accidentally kill a rat snake because I thought it was a rattlesnake at the time. Also, I know, for every rattlesnake I kill, two more are lurking out there in the brush. In my lifetime I will never be able to rid my place of rattlesnakes. Do I fear them? No!
"Do I respect what they can do to me? Yes! And because of that respect I give them the fair justice they deserve.... I kill them...”
He closed by saying that maybe as a country we should start giving more thought to the fact that these jihadists' are just like rattlesnakes, and act accordingly!
I tell you the longer I was in Houston, the more I came away with how I was impressed with the way y'all think out there.
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FOOD AND DRINK
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Posted:Mar 6, 2015 7:06 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 10:32 am
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Had a cold front push through here earlier today--winter storm Thor, according to the weather folks. The temps dropped nicely after the rain stopped so I fired up the fire and let it burn down to some toasty oak coals. Then I hauled out some venison back strap from a fat doe I killed back in November.
Still had some really fine 'Shine left over from visit to Pigeon Forge last October so I fixed me a stiff one and basked in the glow of the fire, the shine and strap.
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WHY I LIKE DOGGIE FUCKING, PART 6
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Posted:Feb 4, 2015 6:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2015 2:37 pm
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It can be a position that is both primal or sensual, tender or rough, nasty or loving. It can allow for a quick fuck when you hike your skirt and you bend her over a piece of furniture as you look for possible voyeurs looking in your direction, or it can be the crescendo of a night of love making and you are so exhausted and sweaty that you just need me to take you hard and fast from behind so we can both end the night with a perfectly synced orgasm.
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Peeing
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Posted:Jan 19, 2015 5:35 am
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2019 9:24 am
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There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence themselves.
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Doggie Fucking, Part 5
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Posted:Jan 19, 2015 5:34 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 10:32 am
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And then there is the sound. The distinct sound and rhythm of me and you colliding together as I slam my hard rod into your wet, aching pussy is one of the best sounds in the world. When you mix that sound with a your moans, it is no wonder that I can only last but a few minutes. The erotic sounds are sometimes too much, causing me to thrust harder and faster until I thrust in as deep as possible and cum deep, deep inside you.
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Good Recovery
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Posted:Dec 15, 2014 7:14 pm
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2018 3:07 pm
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Got a lady friend who's visiting relatives in the great white North and she send me this missive that pretty much speaks for itself. I thought it was a hoot.
A couple of nights ago I went to dinner with Katie, Larry, their Sean and Erica, and me.
I had a bottle of water with me and it was in a cozy sleeve from Adam and Eve Adult Super Store.
While we are waiting for our food, Erica sees my water bottle with the Adam & Eve sleeve and asks..."what is that Adam & Eve..."
Everyone goes quiet and looks at me...
"Adam & Eve is a religious store in Florida," I reply.
She's still looking at me, so I added, "You remember their story from the Bible, right?"
She smiled and said, "Oh yea!!"
Everyone looked at me again and than they all busted up laughing!!!
I think that was a great save!!!
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Doggie Fucking, Part 4
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Posted:Nov 11, 2014 11:19 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 10:32 am
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There are so many options for my hands when I'm taking you from from behind. As I mentioned I can grip your hips tightly, or put my hands on your shoulders and pull you back as I thrust harder and harder into you or I can slowly drag my fingers over your back and sides. I can gather your beautiful hair into my hand and pull your hair tightly to pull your head back or turn your head to give you a kiss if I so desire. I can wrap my fingers around your throat (if you want that), or reach around and softly cup one of your supple breasts as your nipple rubs back and forth across my palm or squeeze your breast tightly. Or maybe I grab both of your arms and thrust in hard, making your entire upper body bounce with every thrust, both of us hoping that I don't slip out of you as I ram you over and over again.
From this position I can also spank your delicious ass, allowing the red marks to further inspire primal urges within me. Feeling your soaking wet pussy clamp down around me with every spank is more than enough motivation to spank you again. And let's not forget that I can reach around and tease your swollen clit as I slide in and out of you, and do my best to send you over the edge into orgasmic bliss, as there is nothing better for me than to feel you cumming all over my cock.
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Why I hate cats
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Posted:Oct 31, 2014 8:16 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2014 1:44 pm
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Ok, so a few weeks back I needed to take my boat out for a spin. I try to run about once a month to ensure it's always ready to go. I learned the hard way that letting one sit idle for long periods is a sure ticket to it not starting when I want to go fishing.
Anyway, I'd spent the morning on Lake Lochloosa near Gainesville and on the way back I called a lady friend, Sweet D, who's always up for a romp and we decided to enjoy the pleasure of each other's flesh.
She recently moved to a new mobile home and was unpacking her stuff when I arrived. In addition, she had acquired this disdainful pug ugly feline she referred to as Mr. Pebbles.
I told her that fucker was gonna have to wait outside whilst she and I fucked each other silly. So I prodded Mr. Pebbles' derisive ass out the door.
Sweet D and I fucked, sucked, and ravished each other for the the better part of two hours while Mr. Pebbles was licking his ass or whatever cats do.
Sweet D and I wrapped things up nicely. She gave Thunder the Wonder a last kiss and I trotted down the front porch steps.
I decided to check the boat to ensure no one had lifted my prize Shimano rods and thereupon discovered a foul stench arising from around my front seat pedestal. Further investigation revealed that my damn new Moto Guide trolling motor looked like someone had sprayed it with a foul oily stench. That's when I realized Mr. Pebbles had gotten his revenge for being deprived of watching me boff his mistress.
And that's why I fucking hate cats.
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Doggie Fucking, Part 3
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Posted:Oct 1, 2014 4:43 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 10:32 am
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Once I slide my hard, hot flesh into you and you engulf me and coat my hot skin with those creamy juices it is erotic to literally see how turned on your really are. Sliding out of your pussy and having my cock glisten with your pussy juice is an ego boost and at that moment you really make me feel more manly than at any other time.
The position is also one of dominance and control. You're on your hands and knees, completely in a position of submission. This is in no way degrades you as you are allowing me to take you and have my way with you. Digging my fingers into your waist and gripping tightly while I thrust forward and at the same time pulling you back against me allows me to control how quickly or slowly you slide over my rock hard cock. I'm are in control and usually this allows me to start off slowly, but because of the entirety of the moment, we quickly become primal. Eventually I am no longer holding, but gripping. I no longer caress, I grasp. I no longer gently slide in and out of you, I thrust deep and hard. I no longer touch, I grab. Being able to penetrate you deep, hard, and fast is a glorious feeling for both of us.
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Doggie Fucking, Part 2
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Posted:Sep 7, 2014 2:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2014 1:44 pm
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And then there are your legs...When I approach you from behind, you are every exposed. If you point your toes, which is easy to do in this position, it makes your calves more defined and makes your legs look long and slender. And then I can see the backs and inner sides of your thighs. This is what a man cannot see on a daily basis so it is the treasure that we all seek to find and now my eyes can take it in and enjoy every inch. Finally my eyes come to the biggest gift that you can give me. Your warm, soft pussy fully exposed. It is exactly where I want to be twenty-four hours a day. It is your most precious secret and now I can fully see it. If you're nicely wet, and your creamy juices can be seen dripping from your hot pussy, it can be the most erotic view in the world.
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Why I Like Doggy Fucking, Part 1
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Posted:Aug 13, 2014 8:43 am
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2014 8:37 am
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First, there's the visual aspect of it. I'm visually stimulated and I like to look. Your ass is like a moving piece of art and all the curves are pleasing to my eye. Your ass is one of my favorite things to look upon, and when you are in that position it makes your round ass look even rounder and more curvy. Once I get pass your ass, I have your long back exposed to me, which is quite beautiful to look upon. A woman's back can be extremely sexy and when she has long hair that cascades over her back...it is an amazing sight to see. And then there are those alluring shoulders that, in that position, are rounded over, creating another curve on that alluring piece of art. When you look over your shoulder in this position and your eyes meet mine, my primal urges are sent into overdrive.
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