In All The World, By Rocketmouse10
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Posted:Aug 5, 2009 4:39 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 4:40 am
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In all the world By Rocketmouse
In all the world there is but one spot, and you will find it, up in her twat, So study her body and her mound, where her goodness flows, and love abounds.
To do so, at a young age, will bring you joy and love, All of your days
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Pussy Buster 9000
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Posted:Nov 6, 2007 5:59 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2009 4:40 am
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ssy Buster 9000 With Remote Control
By Rocketmouse10
Ladies why would you want a regular dildo when you can have so much more?
New For 2008 Is the Pussy Buster 9000, with Remote Control this is the versatile B.O.B ever! Just look at all these features! Lets say some one is chasing you, you need help! Just grab your Pussy Buster 9000 and place the head end in your mouth, and blow, the Pussy buster will whistle like a police whistle, and soon you will be safe, and that’s just the beginning.
Lets Say your on a date at your favorite eatery and you drop your fork, we all know how embarrassing that can be, reaching under the table feeling around on the floor for it, well I am here to tell you its not a problem, cause you got the pussy buster 9000!
Just grab your P.Buster, and gently twist the balls on the end and watch it turn into a Swiss army knife, complete with fork and spoon, and that’s not all!
Why carry that bulky cell phone around? All you need is the pussy buster 9000, just flip the head back and place the balls by your mouth, and wow! It’s a cell phone! O there is more!
Your at the hotel, and getting ready for a date, and you realize you need to shave those legs, well just grab the pussy buster 9000 and pump it tell the shave cream cums, then, flip the ball sac up, and watch the razor blade slide into position, and now your ready to shave, and there is more.
Your at the toll plaza on a toll road, and you need cash, well just grab your pussy buster 9000 and twist the balls off, and give it a shake, and out comes the cash, you put in there, to pay the attendant, He will be impressed!
Everyone knows what its like to need a pen, if its just a quick note or a shopping list, looking around for a pen is not always easy, But
You got the Pussy Buster 9000, just twist the balls, one click for black, 2 for red, and 3 clicks for blue, and it’s a 3 color pen, now I ask what could be easier?
Why grope around in the dark looking for your keys? You don`t have to anymore, just get the pussy buster 9000 and beat on it 3 times, and it lights up! Turning it into a flash light.
You left your car headlights on, and now you have a dead battery, just slide the pussy buster 9000 into the cigarette lighter, and pump it 69 times, and your car will start! Will your regular B.O.B. do that? I do not think so!
And, if that does not work, just grab the balls on the pussy buster 9000 and pull them off, and place the head and shaft on the edge of the highway, after 30 seconds, it will shoot off fire works Uncle Sam would be proud of, not just a road flair!
Ask for it where fine B.O.B.s are sold, Made in USA, Dish washer safe
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Tom Ridge
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Posted:Feb 17, 2007 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2007 6:26 pm
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Tom Ridge came by one day, (Tom Ridge was head of home land security and was Gov. of Pa) Tom Ridge wanted to see my penis! and told me it was my duty as an american citizen so, I showed him. naturaly he held a news conference!
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never play by yourself!
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Posted:Feb 16, 2007 6:45 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 4:40 am
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34 yr old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6ft 2in tall and weighed 225 lbs. He was wearing a pleaded skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman’s wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirls uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12 in. long and 3 in. in diameter. The tubes other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward, …see this is why you should never play by yourself!..rocketmouse10
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Jack Offenhouser
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Posted:Jan 25, 2007 5:54 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 4:40 am
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here is another one of my works...Jan 22 07
It is with a heavy heart I must inform you the Jack Offenhouser as passed away!
Jack was the 3 time masturbation champion, He won several awards for his style
And technique in 1999 He won the prestige’s Choke Hold Ribbon! Unfortunately
Jack was unable to attend last years computation do to blindness.
Jack`s family reported he died suddenly in his home, he was found in the bath tub
Where he often pursued his passion, Jack`s brother Dick reported that Jack was perfecting a new grip and his right hand may have accidentally slipped and he knocked him self out and drowned.
Jack`s wife said there may be a 21 gun solute and she will be passing out rain gear, Jack will be missed by one and all.
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Mens Room
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Posted:Dec 20, 2006 6:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2016 9:11 am
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Here is a photo of a Mens Room, designed by women with a sence of humor..enjoy!
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Nuts in a ringer
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Posted:Dec 17, 2006 10:12 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2006 6:13 am
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Nuts in a Ringer
Many people have asked me about nuts in a ringer, So I decided to explain it as best I can, it’s a bad day, not just a bad day mind you, I really really bad day, when everything you touch just falls apart, and you can not figure out why, or how it started, and to make things worse every minute is worse then the minute before.
I guess women can have there tits in a binder too, but as a guy I can only relate to having nuts in a ringer.
Here are some things you should not do, when you find your nuts in a Ringer.
No1 Do NOT panic! Stay calm, if you panic it will only make things worse.
No2 do not waste your time looking for a nut extraction device, it does not exist.
No3 do not cry out for your Mother, she simply can not relate, and there fore can not help.
My advice is to come up with a winning plan, try to figure out how your nuts ended up in the ringer, and perhaps you can safely remove them.
So, there you have it “nuts in a ringer”
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