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Posted:Jun 17, 2007 8:15 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2007 12:30 pm
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Plays well with others: A
No complaints yet
Can Work Independently: A
Plays with self if there is no one else.
Participates in group activities: N/A
Not been in a threesome or more yet
Listens to and Follows directions: F
LMFAO!
I just couldn't resist.
And you? Is the best way to get you to do something to tell you not to do it or that it can't be done? SR
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Peeball, The New Boardwalk Game!
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Posted:Jun 16, 2007 11:04 pm
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2007 12:27 pm
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Hi folks! Ranger here with something a little different.
For whatever reason, when I saw the pattern in this urinal it made me think of skeeball, The popular boardwalk game. Made me wonder how many guys tried to get it all in just one of the holes. lol
Do you know skeeball? Are you a fan of boardwalk games? Many are also found now at major amusement parks as well as at the traveling carnivals. What's your favorite?
I remember going to the shore and playing skeeball. The more points you racked up the more tickets you received. when you were done you could trade them in for prizes. There were the little trinkets for 5 or 10 and the major prizes for 10,000. I used to envy those that would be down the shore all summer playing games and building up their collection of tickets to eventually cash them in for the "good" stuff.
So did you have a favorite game?
Did you go to the county fair every year?
How 'bout the shore? If ya lived near one did you go there or were the mountains where your family headed on vacation? Tell me, Tell me! SR
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Do you see what I see?
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Posted:Jun 12, 2007 11:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2007 9:15 am
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<--- This was on a well know web site.
Now you tell me. What were they thinking?
Have you seen anything a little suspect lately? Cheers, SR
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TTFN
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Posted:May 8, 2007 8:08 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2007 5:28 am
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Hello All.
As of late I have been very sporatic at posting to my own blog and bearly, if at all, visiting other blogs.
I had posted a while back about balance in life. When I began here I made a conscious decision to throw the balance off and spend lots of time on the site. I needed it for my own well being. That need is not so strong at the moment so things started to shift back.
But now the balance has been shifting in the other direction. Work has been more demanding. And I really need to focus on finalizing my divorce as well as getting the house ready for sale, on the market and sold. I need to move on and start the next phase of my life; find a new place to live and get settled in.
I'm sure as my new phase begins I will again have more time to attend to my own blog as well as visit others.
So it seems, for the time being, that I am done here.
Sure I will check in from time to time and make a quick post as well has have a marathon comment session.
If we have contact outside of this site that will certainly continue.
So if I am on your watched list and I fall off your first page, make sure to check every now and again for a new post. lol.
Now as far as thing at home everything is still civil. To give you an indication of just how well here is an example. I was talking about a woman I met recently, not in a social dating type of situation, who has become a good friend. Just someone who is involved in one of my volunteer activities. My wife asked if there was any interest in my part on starting a relationship with her. In this case there wasn't. But the interesting thing is that we can have an open discussion about such things. Kinda kewl.
Well, that's it for now. See you all in a while. Be good (as well as good and naughty), be safe and have fun. TTFN, SR
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MAKING A BABY...
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Posted:May 4, 2007 6:54 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2007 8:59 am
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Just had to pass this one along. Too funny.The Smiths were unable to conceive and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door -to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning,Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain,"Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And some- times the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh, my Gosh!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs.Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.
" Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh... equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes..
Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."
"Tripod ?"
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted See what I mean? Hysterical. Oh the images one gets when viewed with the right perspective.
So along that line, do you know someone who reads something sexual into almost anything? Are you that type of person?
I had a friend who did that. Although fun, we had many a laugh, it did become a little overbearing. There is a time and place for it like anything else. And it did get her into trouble more than once.
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Who Mows your lawn?
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Posted:Apr 30, 2007 7:46 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2007 10:53 am
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Well the Chorus of Lawn Mowers began this weekend. And yes, I joined in on Sunday. But only after the sun came out. I was so dreading going out in the cold cloudy morning. But to my delight the clouds moved along, the sun came out and the day warmed up. Off came the shirt and I went to work. Need to work on the tan. I'll be in the Florida Keys in August and don't want to come home Fire Engine Red.
So who is it that takes care of the lawn where you live?
Now I thought that mowing the lawn was slang for eating pussy but I couldn't find a reference on the net. Have I got this wrong? SR
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Family Jewel Friday?
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Posted:Apr 20, 2007 2:56 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2007 7:23 am
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<--- Beach Balls maybe?
Stop the madness...
Ok, OK, but no Mammory Monday? Or Camel toe Tuesday? We could still have wicked Wednesday couldn't we? That could be fun. I'm going to have to think about that one.
Well the sun finally made an appearance. 'bout friggen time!
I should be able to get out in it a little bit. How about you? What's the weather doing in "your neck of the woods"? And who am I quoting there? Some of you know. Come on.
Got good weekend plans? Some of my time is scheduled. Gots to get working on this house and getting it ready for sale. And clean up my f-ing room. But I just want to play. Sucks being a grown up sometimes. lol
Enjoy everyone.
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Happy Thong Thursday
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Posted:Apr 19, 2007 7:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2007 8:58 pm
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Ahh, that view from behind with a little of that mound poking through. Sexy.
Yummy lace top stockings.
A cute little smile.
Very nice.
So do you have little outfits like this?
Do you like to dress up in sexy lingerie? And maybe wear it under conservative clothes? Just your little secret. Keeping you feeling sexy and horny all day until you meet up with your lover.
Happy Thursday all. SR
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Happy Hump Day Hard On
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Posted:Apr 18, 2007 11:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2007 9:01 pm
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<--- For your enjoyment. Good the fantasies of all. Well, almost all...
Hmmm, Taco Tuesday, Hard on Wednesday? So I wonder what I can come up with for Thursday?
ROFLMAO!
Everyone having a good day? Come on, spill it. What's happening?
Work here. Getting back in the groove after vacation. Planning cinco de mayo fun. Have to plan the next adventures. Things to look forward to. No big trips for a while; August. What excitement you got coming up?
Well, enjoy the day. See ya next time. Same Ranger Blog, Same Ranger channel (of sorts).
SR
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Happy Taco Tuesday
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Posted:Apr 17, 2007 3:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2007 2:05 pm
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Well, not THAT taco actually. Although that could be a good idea!
I can't believe it's been a week since I saw WhisperSoftly5 and we had dinner together.
My friends, who I was visiting, have what they call Taco Tuesday every now and again. They get Tacos to go from a local place. Always on Tuesday. Seems it may be and advertizing ploy of the restaurant. Anyway, the Tuesday during my trip I was with Whispersoftly5 for dinner whilst my friends were home having Taco Tuesday. As luck would have it Tacos were on the menu where I was. So I had to order them on principle.
Whisper had never heard of Taco Tuesday before but heard it twice in the same day.
She and I had a short visit; Dinner and drinks. Her Boyfriend Paul showed up late in the evening. A very nice man.
I'm sure we'll all meet up again sometime.
I just love the connections we can make with people from all over. And just as Whisper did, show our out-of-town guests the best of the best in our area. No need for a travel guide. And some places never make it into the brochures. You can get the real flavor of the place. And it's always nice to know there is a smiling face there to greet you.
The rest of my trip to Cali was also great. Filled with a variety of activities and a little West and Wewaxation (in my best Elmer Fudd).
Happy Taco Tuesday to you all. Cheers, SR
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Half Nekkid Thursday
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Posted:Apr 12, 2007 10:51 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2007 3:21 pm
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Isn't it always the way? You're expecting a phone call, decided to chance getting in the shower real quick and then, mid-lather, the bloddy thing rings.
Ah well. It happened to me just the other day. Here in Cali waiting to connect up with a fellow blogger. She wants to give me directions the restaurant. Asks if my pen is handy (that's "pen is" not "penis" lol). I explain my situation. So she says she will call back in ten. And suggests I take a pic first before continuing my shower. And like a good boy who knows how to follow directions, I took a picture.
Things are well on my trip. Although I do have a slight cold. Keeping a busy schedule. Getting all the visits in with the friends and relatives. Hope you are all well. Catch up with ya when I return. SR
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On the Road Again
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Posted:Apr 3, 2007 8:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2007 9:26 am
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I'm headed out again folks.
My Spring Break of sorts.
I'll be seeing Friends and Family as well as visiting a couple of bloggers. Two real sweethearts.
This is going to be exciting.
Last year I had such a great time out there. Where you ask? Ahh, now that is the question.
We've played this "Where in the World is Space Ranger" game before.
But what can I say...that won't give it away.
What must I do...to make it clear to you.
Something not too cheesy...that will make it too easy.
I'm running out of time...so I best stop this rhyme.
Lyrics were written about the state by ALBERT HAMMOND. Of Course it's sunny there. Smog has been known to be a problem though.
And there are beaches for sure. Now you know I've been there before. Go and see a museum there, it has more than any other city in the US. Everyone said it's where the Clampett's ought to be. Likely you have figured out the state by now. Everyone does not work in the Entertainment Industry there as many think. So have you figured out the city yet? It's right before your eyes.
Later Gators. See ya in a while crocodiles. I'll check in as I can. Be well. SR
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