The Man's Prayer (From: The Red Green Show)
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Posted:Dec 23, 2007 10:05 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2007 10:53 pm
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_____THE MAN'S PRAYER
I'm a man,
but I can change.
If I have to.
I guess.
POSSUM LODGE MOTTO
“Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati.”
Loosely translated from the Latin: “When all else fails, play dead.” (like a Possum)
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Donald Trump's head is as big as a football field.
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Posted:Dec 22, 2007 6:19 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2008 4:13 am
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_____Of course: he has enough money to own a football team. I have heard that one of the greatest insults you can say to a person is "You have potential.", because "potential" is unused, stored energy. Telling someone they have potential, is like saying "You're wasting energy." A lot of bad things can be said about Trump, but you can't say that he doesn't use his potential. Everyone has potential. As obnoxious as I have seen him portrayed. He still succeeds. I wonder what the key is. (I would rather be Bill Gates. He's a billionaire, but an unassuming billionaire.
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He won't what?
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Posted:Dec 22, 2007 3:07 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2008 9:10 am
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_____I know a married couple who were both virgins when they got married. He told me that he doesn't eat pussy and he has never went down on his wife. Ladies, how would you like to be her? I hope his wife doesn't suck his cock for him without him giving her oral. That would be so unfair.
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Sexual double standards.
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Posted:Dec 20, 2007 9:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 2:48 pm
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_____It seems that when a woman is openly sexual or writes a blog on Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating "bragging" about her sexual exploits, it draws men to her. If A man does the same thing, women are repulsed. Why is that? Is it because men have been the ones in pursuit for so long? Perhaps it may even out someday. I imagine there have been volumes written on the subject.
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I am in High Heaven.
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Posted:Dec 9, 2007 10:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2007 9:02 pm
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_____I just bought Stargate Atlantis: Season Three. That will give me something else to keep me occupied , besides masturbation.
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It's all Greek to me.
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Posted:Dec 4, 2007 12:18 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2007 10:26 am
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_____What does this say? "hi vorbesti cumva ro ca team mai vazut pe un sit ro poate e gresala dar daca esti ro poate mai vorbim". meanduis69Got this in her mail and is trying to figure out what it says. I figured if we get The Brain Trust together, maybe you all can figure it out for her.
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To crap spewers everywhere.
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Posted:Nov 29, 2007 10:20 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2007 2:39 pm
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_____I hope it makes you feel superior. I hope it somewhat satisfies you. At least that way; it serves a purpose. Sort of. Don't concern yourselves with what people see in you because of it. I would encourage you to spew profusely; to get it out of your system. The trouble is, no matter how much bile you disgorge, there seems to be no end to it. Don't worry. It won't last forever. Human life is not infinite. What then? Maybe seek help before then? Your lives and the lives of all those around you might be better for it. Have a nice day.
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How do you choose?
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Posted:Nov 21, 2007 3:45 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2008 2:41 am
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_____How do you pick who will be The Right One? So far, what I have always done go with my heart. I have had failure after failure. I learn along the way the "danger signs" to look out for. For me, have always been a big pitfall in a relationship. Three ex-fiance's had undisciplined . So...I have made the rule "No women with ". Diametric opposition in regard to important beliefs has proved to be a sore spot. I am against the Illegal Alien Invasion of the US. It is obvious I should not again get involved with a woman who believes in Illegal Alien amnesty, or not putting up a wall. I am generally unhappy with life, so being with a woman who is unhappy creates a volatile mixture. I am a homebody. I do not feel the need to go out and "party" and do things. I should not be with a woman who does. Some would say I'm a hermit. I have not worked in a while. I have a little money and I live frugally. I should probably not get serious with anyone until I am once again gainfully employed. I am fat. I never try to deny it. It puzzles me why some women won't be honest about their weight problems too. When have you ever seen BBM? I see BBW all the time. Why is BIG: beautiful on a woman, when I know damn well it does not look good on me? Sorry. I spewed. Would someone pass me a napkin please.
The nice thing about a Friend With Benefits, is that, if there are major things that we disagree about...we can agree to disagree and not bring them up. We can concentrate on the more important things: like how much fun we are having together and the joy we feel by being together in the moment (and of course the sex...Fantastic sex.) It's funny the women I have been with for short periods of time leave me with fewer regrets and the want to see them again.
My long term relationships have always opened wounds that would not heal. Maybe the answer is to live for the moment. I do not know. I guess I will just keep breathing and hoping and trying...until I am dead. Is there more? How do you choose?
Maybe I'll just put that reserved parking sign in my front yard and see who parks there.
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This is a corn burning furnace.
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Posted:Nov 20, 2007 6:54 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2007 7:16 pm
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_____Just in case anyone was wondering. It is supposed to heat up to a 2,000 square foot home. It hooks up to you existing ductwork; supposed to cost half as much as natural gas to heat with.
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Being cheap costs money.
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Posted:Nov 17, 2007 12:21 pm
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2007 4:54 pm
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_____I didn't light the pilot on the furnace last month. I figured since it wasn't really that cold, I would heat the house with two electric heaters and save money. I don't know what it would have cost for gas, but my electric bill is $100.00. I don't think I will do that again. /// Does anyone out there have a corn burning furnace they want to brag about?
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By a show of hands.
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Posted:Nov 15, 2007 5:18 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2007 6:51 am
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_____How many of you feel it necessary to actually bring your phone to bed with you during a sexual encounter? What on "God's" Green Earth could be that important. Is answering the phone during sex going to save someones life or stop Armageddon? Why does anyone need to be able to talk to you twenty four hours a day? What could ever possibly be so important that it couldn't wait until after you and your partner have had a few orgasms and have cuddled? Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike cell phones? Oh. Yes. I think I have: in One of these days. Please think enough of your partner and the sacred sexual experience to turn your damn phone off. I feel much better now. Thank you.
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Who doesn't know how poisonous antifreeze is?
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Posted:Nov 5, 2007 9:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2007 6:22 am
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_____Well. Winter is fast approaching, so I bought Antifreeze today. I bought the "pet safe" Low Tox Antifreeze. It costs a couple bucks more per jug, but it's not as poisonous to animals. Regular antifreeze cannot be made non-poisonous (It says so right in the WARNING portion of the label.) It only takes the amount that a cat will lick off it's paws to cause kidney failure and death. Two ounces will kill a medium size dog. Did you know "snow globes" contain 2% antifreeze? I didn't. animals will lick up spilled antifreeze because it tastes sweet.
Here's the "how come". Since regular antifreeze cannot be made non-poisonous (Antifreeze will biodegrade in the environment, but it takes weeks or months to do so, so removing a spill is absolutely essential.) and we have a Low Tox non-poisonous alternative, "how come" regular (poisonous) antifreeze is still produced? Why don't the antifreeze manufacturers only produce Low Tox antifreeze? If Low Tox was all we could buy, the manufacturers would sell a lot more of it and it wouldn't have to cost $2.00 more per jug than regular antifreeze. we would have one less poisonous substance being released into our world. Win / Win. What would be the downside? DUH!
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It was Thursday morning November 1st.
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Posted:Nov 1, 2007 10:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2007 7:02 pm
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_____Atomic hadn't printed his Crass Horoscope yet. I gave him a gentle nudge.
ME:_____Somebody's asleep at the switch. PSSST. Hey,Atomic. Wake up. It's Novemberfriggin' first. Where's my Crass Horoscope? Hang overs are only an excuse for the week and feeble: like me.
ATOMIC sssst...hey...you wrote this at like six AM. Some of us have to work, you know. calm your liver and I'll post the horoscopes when I return from work in the evening. Go to a garage sale, a lunch buffet, watch Oprah or whatever else unemployed people do during the day and you'll get your horoscope later. I'll make sure yours is particularly cruel.
I don't know why I like him so much. Must be the abuse.
Go check out his Atomic Blog. Leave a comment and get your very own personalized CraAtomicArtistss Horoscope (When he gets around to it.)
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