Is there a cure for stupidity?
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Posted:Nov 8, 2016 1:46 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2016 4:21 am
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I'm not really computer smart ,shit man when I started college in 1989 there was no such thing as the internet ,and a person having a computer in their home was fucking unheard of I know that I can be kind of negative at times going through all this computer bullshit is just giving me a frightful headache I mean all the shit like passwords emails ,and all the fucking shit like user names screen names display names, nick names, street names, my porno star name, my gay porno star name ( I needed the money} Hell you can call me dirty names for all I give a shit , but do not even try to tell me that this shit came easy for you ! fucking tell you I'm starting to think that I can get sex faster stranded on a desert Island than I could trying to navigate through this fucking web site!
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god's favorite
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Posted:Nov 6, 2016 11:55 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2016 1:14 pm
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when I pass away I might not get to heaven just yet, I'm sure they will probably have me stop off and do some grocery shopping or some shit first. because I fucking hate grocery shopping .in fact the only reason that I even go to the store in the first place is of the staggering high number attractive ladies that frequent these places .or else I I'm quite sure that I would fucking starve to death. when I finally get heaven, I just know that god and his whole staff will be there, and I am sure the first they say is hey dude did you get every thing on the list , because we really don't know how you made it this far you're so fucking stupid but you're through. and why did you not respond to the pretty blonde in the frozen food section you know the one, we seem to be confused as to why you let her slip away, perhaps you will to recognize divine providence when you see it. are you sure that you did not forget anything.
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