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What We All Wish
What We All Wish From the same resource as the post below... FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows the right answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end And always be my very best friend. Amen MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a firm body, big boobs, who owns a liquor store and a golf course. Yes, I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care. Amen My reply was:..... As a true and honest male i would reply When you sleep i'll watch you do not die I'd only creep so not to wake you from your rest And when you did i'd listen cause you're the best Am i handsome? i know i'm smart and strong I'd never leave you waiting for a second is too long Employed! I have worked hard all my life Whats mine is yours if you were my wife Please let me get your chair and take your coat Let me open the door massage you till you float I'd love you inside out from your head down to your toe When asked about your butt i'd say great don't you know Did God answer my prayers when i set eyes on you Well I hope you'd always be my very best friend too. Not Amen! It's just the Beginning...... A Smile A Day.. Helps You Work Rest & Play [ Never Too Old.. To Learn Something New Life is like a bottle without a label? You never know what's in it! Life is full of many Beautiful People.. None more so than YOU.. MY FRIENDS! Unlike a Porcupine... My Prick won't hurt! |
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11/10/2008 8:06 pm |
that was very interesting there sweetie. i am so sorry i haven't been on here much, just busy with home front and with the children. Love ya always though and always got you in my heart and mind
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I learn something every day ---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND I never mean to offend(blog or comment) anyone ,If I do contact me please. Please check out my blog Harley-Davidson Drive(19harley86)
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