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What We All Wish  

Adie2pleaseyou 72M
700 posts
11/10/2008 4:36 pm
What We All Wish

From the same resource as the post below...

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows the right answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.
Amen


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a firm body,

big boobs, who
owns a liquor store and a golf course.

Yes, I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Amen


My reply was:.....

As a true and honest male i would reply
When you sleep i'll watch you do not die
I'd only creep so not to wake you from your rest
And when you did i'd listen cause you're the best
Am i handsome? i know i'm smart and strong
I'd never leave you waiting for a second is too long
Employed! I have worked hard all my life
Whats mine is yours if you were my wife
Please let me get your chair and take your coat
Let me open the door massage you till you float
I'd love you inside out from your head down to your toe
When asked about your butt i'd say great don't you know
Did God answer my prayers when i set eyes on you
Well I hope you'd always be my very best friend too.

Not Amen! It's just the Beginning......




A Smile A Day.. Helps You Work Rest & Play
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Never Too Old.. To Learn Something New
Life is like a bottle without a label?
You never know what's in it!


Life is full of many Beautiful People..
None more so than YOU.. MY FRIENDS!
Unlike a Porcupine... My Prick won't hurt!


wildspiritcherri 60F

11/10/2008 8:06 pm

that was very interesting there sweetie. i am so sorry i haven't been on here much, just busy with home front and with the children. Love ya always though and always got you in my heart and mind

friendships is like a diamond, always forever


Adie2pleaseyou replies on 11/10/2008 9:08 pm:
Thank you Tammy, yes it was rather.
Awe, you don't have to worry about that my dear, i know your set up so to speak, & family always comes first.
Thinking of you too sweetie..

rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
11/10/2008 5:24 pm

I learn something every day

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Adie2pleaseyou replies on 11/10/2008 7:26 pm:
Thank you my friend & for your visit.
Piece & happiness...
If only we all could have that!

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