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Blogs > nastytease4U > How kinky can you get

Worst cyber ever, but it was funny as hell  

nastytease4U 46F  
12068 posts
7/4/2013 3:14 am

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7/13/2013 2:24 am
Worst cyber ever, but it was funny as hell
My one regret was that I did not cut and paste the actual IM chat.

Ok, looking for some fun cyber roleplaying (for those who are curious, teacher/student is the most often suggested idea) when someone suggests pizza delivery guy.

Good idea, lots of interesting ways that it can go.

So I begin by opening the door. And before I can even describe what I might be wearing, he proudly describes how he opens the pizza box to reveal a 10 inch dick over a steaming hot pizza.

really? cock in a box? This is a Saturday Night Live skit! And you sir, are not Justin Timberlake.

Then it dawns upon me, pizza boxes are only a couple of inches thick, and there is a pizza inside. For him to cut a whole in the box, slide his cock in and get it on top of the pizza, that 10 inch dick must be very very very thin.

I of course, inform him of that fact.

He protests, talks about how thick his cock is etc etc, then finally realizes that his cock can't fit in the box if there is a pizza there.

So he tells me a few slices are missing.

then I comment that it must hurt, sticking your dick into a box with a steaming hot pizza in it. All that grease and sauce

He has a solution for that too...the pizza is cold.

he then asks what am I going to do to get a free pizza

hmmmmm.....a half eaten cold pizza....just what every girl wanted.

at this point he just gave up

good thing, because I bet he would be one of those guys who as describe how I am on my knees blowing him begins describing what he is doing to my pussy

do you have any funny cyber moments where someone tried to describe the impossible or was so inexperienced you just laughed out loud at their concept of how sex actually works?
DeftDECouple 59M/53F
1703 posts
7/4/2013 4:32 am

 You fucked up the poor guy's fantasy. That's just wrong.
"That's my opinion." - Supreme Speaker, @ 1974
"To each: His reach. And if I don't cop, it ain't mine to have." - George Clinton, @ 1975
"But what do I know? I don't know anything." - DeftDECouple
"Guess Who's Back" - William Michael Griffin, Jr. @ 1997


Avon_boater 71M
82 posts
7/6/2013 4:27 am

 The let down for him was probably worse than the proverbial wet shower. BUT he deserved it. If he had let you lead the conversation a little things may have worked out. The sub sandwich idea is great.


Zed_1965 58M
282 posts
7/6/2013 8:39 pm

 Wow nice long legs, sexy...


hunterpt 62M
13507 posts
11/6/2015 5:59 am

 Not funny ciber sex, but some lousy one. Kisses


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