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Blogs > Pat_e_ofurniture > The endlest quest

Jokes  

Pat_e_ofurniture 54M
34 posts
10/16/2008 4:29 pm
Jokes

Thought I`d try something a little different today.

I just got turned down for an online dating deal. The question was "What do you like in a woman?" Apparently 'My Cock' wasn`t the right answer.

Man says to wife, " Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." Wife says, "You`ve got the biggest dick of all your friends.

The best engine in the world is the Pussy. It takes any size piston, it`s self lubricating, starts with one finger and generates its own oil when revved.

My girfriend told me to make love to her like in the movies. So I stuck it in her butt and came on her face. She got mad. I guess we don`t watch the same movies.

Pat
Coming to a city near you, usually in the middle of the night when normal people are asleep
bellaneptune 54M/40F
Ask me for a photo

10/16/2008 5:31 pm

 lol


countryheart_71 52F
8077 posts
10/18/2008 8:19 am

 I liked the last one!
~Country~


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