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Blogs > Pat_e_ofurniture > The endlest quest

A Joke  

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2/15/2009 6:31 am
A Joke

One evening Pat went to his friend Dick`s house to play cards. Pat sat directly across from Dick`s wife.Pat dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table, he saw that Dick`s wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. Pat sat up and was flushed. He went to the kitchen to get a drink and Dick`s wife had followed him in. She said "Did you like what you saw?" Pat said "Yes I did."
She said "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500.00." Pat though about his financial situation and said "OK." She said come here tommorow an 2:30pm because Dick will be at work." Pat said "I`ll see you then."
The next day Pat went over. They had sex, he paid her and left. Later Dick came home and asked" Has Pat been over yet?" Thinking she was caught, Dick`s wife answered "Yes, Pat came by here." Dick said "Good, he came by my work today to borrow $500.00 and said he would return it to you this afternoon."
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