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Are your Filing their Teeth into Fangs?  

trisha_ann_glynn 51T
109 posts
10/4/2010 7:16 pm
Are your Filing their Teeth into Fangs?
The cheap $5.99 vampire fangs are a thing of the past.
When your or daugther tells you: "I'm getting a pair of fangs"
Pay attention and say, tell me more.

Pseudo Vampire(also known as anything "Twilight")obsessed teens are getting veneer fangs.
From select dentists in the United States for $200 a set. TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!
For Halloween Party Teeth?
This is not covered by The Affordable Health Care Plan.
So pitch fork carrying, cross burning Anti-Obama Care zealots can relax.

The new dental trend, spread beyond fringe role playing groups.
Fangs worn for vampire style, by people in the goth scene, and members of the modern-day vampire subculture.
The people with 9 to 5 jobs, who walk around in daylight.
But go to dungeon clubs and pretend to be night dwellers.
From adults dressed as vampires watching "True Blood" and still living in their parents basement.
To teens who love "Twilight" and one day will be living in their parents basement.

Imagine tragically hip, veneer fanged "Twilight" .
Living next door and laughing at Trekkie convention people.
Because they had Mr Spock-Vulcan ears attached to their head.
With super glue.

Fangs have fashionable jump-on-the-band wagon appeal.
Many people view their teeth as a fashion accessory.
Rappers with gold grills, party girls with sparkly tooth jewels.
And now canine fangs.

The media claims this fang fad is part of the "Twilight" craze.
But true pre- mania fans dismiss veneers.
Saying vampires in books and films don't even have fangs.
The "Twilight" book was average written drama.
Hey! Wait! Throw in vampires, as thinly veiled homo-erotica.
Market fangs, horror hair gel and pouty lip gloss for boys.
And a story with no explicit fucking, just might sell!

Others argue that heartthrob Robert Pattinson is the bad James Dean impression or inspiration.
For the record Pattinson does not daily wear veneer fangs.
And knows that he is not the next James Dean.

Dentists that offer fang veneers are cashing in on the demand.
Oddly enough, it's very popular in the Texas suburbs.
The procedure itself, is simple and painless.
Getting the veneers that is, not living in a Texas suburb.

Material is similar as used to bond braces on teeth.
So they can be put on and taken off easily with no damage.
Said a 16-year-old Twilight fan who recently went in for a pair:
"I was really excited to get them. It didn't hurt at all."
At least, not until he starts paying his own credit card bills.

A Beverly Hills dentist started offering vampire veneers a year ago, now he advertises the service on his web site.
In the last six months, requests for veneer fangs went from three a month to a dozen or more.
Most of the patients are teenagers and twenty-somethings.

One dentist was reluctant to offer veneers, until he heard about teens filing their own teeth into fangs.
He realized it was safer to offer veneer fangs, to counter filing.
The veneer work is reversible, and only last a couple months.
But filing your teeth to a sharp nub is permanent.
smootheyzfun 44M

10/4/2010 7:47 pm

 Holy Crap!...what next?


imatyaho 41M
Ask me for a photo

10/4/2010 7:28 pm

 I fuckin hope not


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