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They called this BAD dating advice?  

trisha_ann_glynn 51T
109 posts
5/20/2012 3:17 pm
They called this BAD dating advice?
The popular website, will go un-named.
Released an article as "Dating Advice To Avoid"
Well, it also takes away everything from my date nights!!!
According to them YOU DON'T do these five things.

1. “Wear something hot!”

If you dress too “hot” he may get the wrong impression.
He’ll imagine that your entire dating wardrobe consists of four-inch skirts and five-inch heels.
Nothing says bend me over and spank me like a four-inch skirt.

Everything in my girl wardrobe is four inch skirts and five inch heels.
The point is to get bent over and spanked...damn it.

2. “Girlfriend, order something expensive!”

Why order something you never normally eat, like filet mignon?
You’ll look like Wilma Flintstone tackling a brontosaurus burger, not to mention you’ll probably get sick.
Eat something normal and not so expensive.

O.k. first of all: Define Normal.
Next I'm a boy, beneath all this. I like steak.
I need the protein. And good steak is expensive.

3. “Just be yourself.”

What they really mean is, be someone you think he will like.
If “just being” was all that was required of dating, most single men would be home on the couch with girly magazines and a blowup doll.
And if you’re the type of girl who normally curses like a sailor, you may not make it to date number two.
Everyone puts on their best face while dating.

I am being myself...This one.
I am being the girly magazine/blow up doll. That can curse like a sailor.
That's hot to some men, if not I don't curse. I let him do it.

4. “Let the man lead the conversation.”

Okay, when he’s spouting off about auto races and the smell of gasoline and burnt rubber, you’re supposed to smile?
Unless you’re Danica Patrick, don’t encourage it.
Bring up another topic you can agree on.

Great thing about being a boy underneath all this, is I get sports.
Not that biological females don't, but I can relate to male thinking.
The conversation goes easier. However, I draw the line at "guy talk"
Anything about Hunting, Bodily Function Jokes, or The Three Stooges:
The date is officially over. I get up and leave.

5. “Don’t be available when he calls.”

If he gets last-minute tickets to a Lakers game and you’re free, by all means say yes.
You don’t want to be readily available all of the time, but you also don’t want to be someone who can’t be spontaneous.

It depends on what he looks like, what the event is, and how hot he has made me.
I have gone across town on a cold, rainy, late night.
In make-up, leather knee boots, thong and a trench coat.
curious_whore124 40F

5/20/2012 5:24 pm

 i think this is what people wear now to dates because its what they see on tv


BrownEyedBBW 55F  
8831 posts
5/20/2012 4:59 pm

 I think it's silly but it makes more sense on a mainstream dating site. For sites like this where a lot of people are looking to hook up? Nah, that advice is not so hot.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
5/20/2012 4:45 pm

 Shit.... you're doing better than me. The Beast doesn't know a damned thing about sports. I can curse like a sailor being that I am one though. I try not to....but I certainly know the vocabulary.


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