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Hotel Reservation?  

SidSim 68M
27 posts
12/9/2013 11:10 pm

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1/6/2014 3:08 am
Hotel Reservation?

A man checks into the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool while on a business trip and was a bit lonely.

He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone boxes. He popped into a phone box near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs... Well, you get the picture!

He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
'Hello', the woman says. Gosh, she sounded sexy so he continues..

“Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.

I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?”

She says, 'That sounds fantastic love, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'
SidSim 68M
167 posts
12/18/2013 6:26 am

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