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If I could pluck out my eyes to unsee the sight I just saw....  

secret_lade 49F
14388 posts
2/24/2020 2:55 pm
If I could pluck out my eyes to unsee the sight I just saw....


I would.

I accidentally spilled some coffee grounds on my table cloth so I decided just shake it out over the balcony.

In my usual 'if it can go wrong it does' fashion, the table cloth flew out of my hand and landed on the ground in front of my downstairs neighbor's apartment. Thinking nothing of it, I ran downstairs and out the door grab the cloth.

Movement caught me off guard from the corner of my eye so I looked up.

my horror, I saw my downstairs neighbor, topless, holding a , with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth. Her tits looked like partially deflated clown balloons that hadn't been twisted into a balloon animal yet.

This image will likely haunt for the rest of my life.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/22/2020 1:49 am

    Quoting pussyplzr75:
    Lmao potatoes in socks just throw them up over her shoulders lol
Ha ha ha.... That was funny! Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/22/2020 1:48 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I cant even add to this- I am in pain from the visuals and the comments!!! Thanks fro making my day and nightmare
Glad I could assist! Lol


pussyplzr75 45F

3/21/2020 6:42 pm

Lmao potatoes in socks just throw them up over her shoulders lol


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
3/21/2020 8:09 am

I cant even add to this- I am in pain from the visuals and the comments!!! Thanks fro making my day and nightmare

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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/12/2020 2:45 am

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Years and gravity will catch up with most of if we are lucky enough to live that long. Today grateful for being healthy, hopefully your eyes have recovered.
You know what's even worse? Seeing her now, in passing, out in the hallway as I'm either entering/exiting the building. Yikes!! I've seen to much. I can't even look in her direction.


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
3/11/2020 3:19 pm

Years and gravity will catch up with most of if we are lucky enough to live that long. Today grateful for being healthy, hopefully your eyes have recovered.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/29/2020 3:49 am

    Quoting bull_in_florida:
    This time of year..... snowbirds from the north.... OLD snowbirds.... some of the things you see on the beach..... you definitely would love to unsee!!
In the summer time, those snowbirds are here.... And I've seen those sights on our beaches too. LOL


bull_in_florida 65M
966 posts
2/28/2020 2:05 pm

This time of year..... snowbirds from the north.... OLD snowbirds.... some of the things you see on the beach..... you definitely would love to unsee!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:29 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Just picture your favorite animal balloon and maybe the other site will go away
or... do I picture her tits contorted into a balloon animal....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:27 pm

    Quoting wanna4playU:
    the silver lining to the story...she didn't invite you in for coffee lol
Yes! You are right!! Thank GOD for silver linings.... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:26 pm

    Quoting  :

Ha ha ha ha.... Magda!!


wanna4playU 56M  
265 posts
2/25/2020 2:01 pm

the silver lining to the story...she didn't invite you in for coffee lol


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
2/25/2020 8:59 am

Just picture your favorite animal balloon and maybe the other site will go away


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:46 am

    Quoting beenlost:
    eye bleach. right next to the blinker fluid
Blinker fluid... LOL I haven't heard that in a while.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:45 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Years and gravity, we are Blessed to be alive...so that goes with the territory. Mine are prolly in that current situation too....but as someone said.....there is something for everyone~~
You are 100% correct, we are blessed to be alive! That is a very important take away for me.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:43 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    that's 2 funny

    sometimes you just happen to catch something you wished you hadn't seen

    there's always someone who bends over when you happen to be looking in that direction, and see the crack that you never wanted to see

    that is so bizarre

    just sayin'

    reminded me of this

    Coldplay - "Miracles"

    From up above I heard
    The angels sing to me these words.
    And sometimes in your eyes
    I see the beauty in the world.

    Oh, now I'm floating so high.
    I blossom and die.
    Send your storm and your lightning to strike
    Me between the eyes,
    Eyes

    Sometimes the stars decide
    To reflect in puddles in the dirt.
    When I look in your eyes
    I forget all about what hurts.

    Oh, now I'm floating so high.
    I blossom and die.
    Send your storm and your lightning to strike
    Me between the eyes
    And cry.

    Believe in miracles.
You are right... Makes me wonder how many times someone has caught me at just the right moment to see something they wish they could unsee. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:40 am

    Quoting h4rry66:
    You experience the strangest things, lol. You should have gone back up and looked at your own pert ones to get rid of her image or my cock to remember that instead. That would have definitely made me happy, but not sure about you beautiful. Have a lovely day x
I think we all have strange stuff happening to us everyday, we just don't always recognize it as such. I happen to see it, make a mental note of it, and write about it later. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:38 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    After a while when we have seen several of these "sites" it just runs together and is easy to overlook. but true you can't unsee anything!!!!
True... We can become desensitized to certain stuff from these sites. It's a little different, though, when you're seeing it in real life as opposed to a picture on a tablet or computer screen. I think maybe it bothers me a little more...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/25/2020 2:33 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Annnd now we ALL have that visual. Thank you not so much amp;
You're very welcome! LOL


beenlost 63M
47 posts
2/25/2020 1:22 am

eye bleach. right next to the blinker fluid


jajo696 113F
4287 posts
2/24/2020 10:43 pm

Years and gravity, we are Blessed to be alive...so that goes with the territory. Mine are prolly in that current situation too....but as someone said.....there is something for everyone~~


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
2/24/2020 10:29 pm

that's 2 funny

sometimes you just happen to catch something you wished you hadn't seen

there's always someone who bends over when you happen to be looking in that direction, and see the crack that you never wanted to see

that is so bizarre

just sayin'

reminded me of this

Coldplay - "Miracles"

From up above I heard
The angels sing to me these words.
And sometimes in your eyes
I see the beauty in the world.

Oh, now I'm floating so high.
I blossom and die.
Send your storm and your lightning to strike
Me between the eyes,
Eyes

Sometimes the stars decide
To reflect in puddles in the dirt.
When I look in your eyes
I forget all about what hurts.

Oh, now I'm floating so high.
I blossom and die.
Send your storm and your lightning to strike
Me between the eyes
And cry.

Believe in miracles.

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h4rry66 57M

2/24/2020 9:47 pm

You experience the strangest things, lol. You should have gone back up and looked at your own pert ones to get rid of her image or my cock to remember that instead. That would have definitely made me happy, but not sure about you beautiful. Have a lovely day x


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
2/24/2020 6:27 pm

After a while when we have seen several of these "sites" it just runs together and is easy to overlook. but true you can't unsee anything!!!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:51 pm

    Quoting 4fun561atgm:
    Just think- one day you might be that lady.
Nope, I know for a fact that I wont.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:49 pm

    Quoting Hawkfan533333:
    Just think, there are a bunch of guys on here, that would love nothing more then to play with the image that will haunt you!!!
They say there is someone out there for everyone.... scary though. She's actually married and her husband is like 20 years younger than she is.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/24/2020 5:46 pm

Annnd now we ALL have that visual. Thank you not so much amp;

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:44 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    darn...are you sure we are not living in the same place??? that was probably meeeee...i love being naked...just did not expect you were coming around...sorry....lol
Lol.... nope, definitely not you. Lol. She could have tucked her nips into the waist band of her purple stretch pants.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:42 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    There is absolutely no amount of mind bleach that will remove that stain from your mind.
You are 100% correct. I don't think I can ever look at her again.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:41 pm

    Quoting fakesrevealed:


    Reality is... Gravity is a bitch to big chested women...
Oh, believe me, I know. Underwrite bras are the devil, but I don't wear anything else.


mc_justmc 63M

2/24/2020 5:40 pm

do your boobs hang low
do the wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:39 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Yes, I know what u mean, my mother-in-law was about five feet tall, maybe 80 lbs, with two pair of socks on.......
    When I got out of the Army in 73, we stayed at their house for a few days while getting our stuff together.
    I woke up about 2 am to make a bathroom trip, as I opened the door she was just turning into her bedroom, butt naked, looked like a poor shrink wrap job on a male manikin.............
    Thanks for reminding me.....LMAO!
Yikes! Lol.... that's quite the mental image.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:37 pm

    Quoting  :

She does have that right.... unfortunately she's like 20 feet from the kids playground area. Thankfully it's off to the side....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:35 pm

    Quoting  :

Oh my!! Ha ha ha ha..... There are a lot of interesting characters on here, for sure.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:32 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Lol, well now you have seen your future. It’s a bitch.
Yep.... although, I don't smoke, and I don't plan on standing partially nude in the door wall.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:30 pm

Oh yah.... omg!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/24/2020 5:29 pm

    Quoting wanna4playU:
    whew, I was worried you viewed my video lmao
It couldn't possibly be worse than what I saw.... I looked away immediately and said "I'm so sorry!"


4fun561atgm 44M

2/24/2020 5:23 pm

Just think- one day you might be that lady.


Hawkfan533333 34M
688 posts
2/24/2020 5:15 pm

Just think, there are a bunch of guys on here, that would love nothing more then to play with the image that will haunt you!!!

Feel free to message my private mailbox


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
2/24/2020 5:15 pm

darn...are you sure we are not living in the same place??? that was probably meeeee...i love being naked...just did not expect you were coming around...sorry....lol


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
2/24/2020 5:14 pm

There is absolutely no amount of mind bleach that will remove that stain from your mind.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


fakesrevealed 48M/52F

2/24/2020 5:08 pm



Reality is... Gravity is a bitch to big chested women...


ltrskr 75M

2/24/2020 4:56 pm

Yes, I know what u mean, my mother-in-law was about five feet tall, maybe 80 lbs, with two pair of socks on.......
When I got out of the Army in 73, we stayed at their house for a few days while getting our stuff together.
I woke up about 2 am to make a bathroom trip, as I opened the door she was just turning into her bedroom, butt naked, looked like a poor shrink wrap job on a male manikin.............
Thanks for reminding me.....LMAO!


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
2/24/2020 4:42 pm

Lol, well now you have seen your future. It’s a bitch.


wantiall4now 58M

2/24/2020 4:36 pm

those things that make you go UGH lol


wanna4playU 56M  
265 posts
2/24/2020 3:09 pm

whew, I was worried you viewed my video lmao


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