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On today's installment of 'The Spawn Chronicles'....
On today's installment of 'The Spawn Chronicles'.... I woke up way to early this morning. Ugh..... I hate when I do this. I'll get part way through the day and want to just pull out a pillow and take a nap. The problem with waking up this early is that any hope of falling back to sleep before my alarm goes off is slim. And, if I do fall asleep, I will have only been asleep long enough that I won't want to wake back up when I have to. I'll be crabby, tired, and an all around JOY to be around. So I usually just stay up when this happens. What does this have to do with the Spawn? I was milling about this morning, trying to decide what shower gel I wanted to use with my shower this morning, when I pulled back the shower curtain to see what I currently had in the shower. Imagine my surprise to find Barbie dangling from the shower head with a shoe string around her neck. Yep, it was a jump scare. Not only did I scream but I also jumped back about a foot. "Oh my God! What a shit!!" On the shower wall next to Suicide Barbie was a note that said... 'Aren't you glad I'm home now.' Never a dull moment. Ever. Happy Friday! TGIF! |
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LMAO!! Love it!!
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I don't know she was that your thoughts she was acting that young lolololol Well the apple don't fall far from the tree. I guess now back backs are a bitch your grandma looking down and laughing. (If she has past on )
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I dread to think what she did to Ken
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What a little shit. LOL
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I've got to put some thought into this plot for revenge....
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Got to love the kids, so they say. lol
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Pay back are a bitch. Time to add some hair color to her shampoo Next shower she take she comes out with different color hair Or may exlac in her dinner that will keep her entertained but the Barbie in the toilet bowl. Thing out side the box this girl need to move out n her own and grow up. Xoxoxoxo you could have been hurt fallen hit your head then found knocked out naked on the floor bye some 20 year old male EMT Or the new down stairs nieghbor and the handyman after they herd you hit the floor.
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Puts a whole new twist on Hanging out with Barbie....
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Hahahahahaha RIP Barbie!
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Yeah, she's a little shit. Hysterically funny little shit. Sorry...I know you were the victim, but that's just too funny.
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ROFL! I know she irritates you, but I didn't realize it was an active planned effort to irritate you! Once I tied my mom's goat figurine to a lamp so it wouldn't wander off, but this is another level entirely. Happy Friday!
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I dread to think what she did to Ken
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What a little shit. LOL
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Got to love the kids, so they say. lol
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Pay back are a bitch. Time to add some hair color to her shampoo Next shower she take she comes out with different color hair Or may exlac in her dinner that will keep her entertained but the Barbie in the toilet bowl. Thing out side the box this girl need to move out n her own and grow up. Xoxoxoxo you could have been hurt fallen hit your head then found knocked out naked on the floor bye some 20 year old male EMT Or the new down stairs nieghbor and the handyman after they herd you hit the floor.
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7/30/2021 4:54 am |
Puts a whole new twist on Hanging out with Barbie....
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7/30/2021 4:07 am |
Hahahahahaha RIP Barbie!
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Yeah, she's a little shit. Hysterically funny little shit. Sorry...I know you were the victim, but that's just too funny.
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ROFL! I know she irritates you, but I didn't realize it was an active planned effort to irritate you! Once I tied my mom's goat figurine to a lamp so it wouldn't wander off, but this is another level entirely. Happy Friday!
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I woke up way to early this morning. Ugh..... I hate when I do this. I'll get part way through the day and want to just pull out a pillow and take a nap. The problem with waking up this early is that any hope of falling back to sleep before my alarm goes off is slim. And, if I do fall asleep, I will have only been asleep long enough that I won't want to wake back up when I have to. I'll be crabby, tired, and an all around JOY to be around. So I usually just stay up when this happens. What does this have to do with the Spawn? I was milling about this morning, trying to decide what shower gel I wanted to use with my shower, when I pulled back the shower curtain to see what I currently had in the shower. Imagine my surprise to find Barbie dangling from the shower head with a shoe string around her neck. Yep, it was a jump scare. Not only did I scream but I also jumped back about a foot. "Oh my God! What a shit!!" On the shower wall next to Suicide Barbie was a note that said... 'Aren't you glad I'm home now.' Never a dull moment. Ever. Happy Friday! TGIF!
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