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Sacha Baron Cohen does it again!  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
7/30/2018 1:24 am

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7/30/2018 6:09 am
Sacha Baron Cohen does it again!

Official clip featuring Roy Moore episode 3 Who Is America? Showtime

https://youtu.be/3kaJaDx51iw

Bonus instructional video. A fictitious satirical narrative.

Hello, how are you? My name is Ali Bashim. I am an Israeli anti-terrorist instructor. Who are you?

I am Georgia representative Jason Spencer.

We want to determine whether this person wearing a burka is a terrorist and is carrying some kind of weapon. So we will take this selfie stick and look underneath the burka to determine if this person is a female or a man with a sausage or a weapon. Sometime a man have a very large sausage and we do not know if it is a weapon or just a very large sausage. Do you know what I mean by sausage?

I think so, you're you're talking about his penis right?

Yes but I like to call it sausage. Okay take this selfie stick go over to that person and tell them that you are from ICE and you need to inspect underneath their burka to determine whether they are safe to be in this country.

Okay sounds good let me do that. Excuse me, I am from ICE and I need you to check to see if you are a terrorist. I will take a selfie from underneath your burka.

He snaps a few shots from underneath.

Now let's look at the pictures and see if this is a woman or a man with a sausage or a weapon. Sometimes you know people call a sausage a weapon, but that's a story for another time. Okay let us look at the pictures. Oh my God! Oh my God! Look at this picture! Look! Look how big his sausage. He is not carrying a weapon, but he has a huge sausage! So what do you think of his sausage?

Well I'm not really thinking about it.

Well you know I kind of go both ways. Sometimes I like ham sandwich and sometimes I like sausage.

You mean sometimes you like vagina and sometimes you like penis.

Yes yes, I like to call a vagina ham sandwich and I like to call a penis sausage. What about you do you like sausage?

No I don't like sausage I don't like penises.

Can I ask you something?

Yes.

How big is your sausage?

I'm sorry but I'm really starting to feel uncomfortable with this conversation I think that we need to end this instructional video.

Okay will you shake my hand before you go?

Sure I guess I can do that.

But I have to tell you that my hand just touched a big sausage.

You mean your hand has been touching a penis.

Yes my hand was touching a big sausage. Will you shake my hand anyway.?

No I'm sorry I got to get out of here this is really really uncomfortable.

Okay thank you. By the way, I think I'm going to suck on this guy's big sausage when you leave.

I'm I'm out of here!
rick315875 65M

7/30/2018 6:05 am

 funny stuff!


ptsuk_2 49M
17 posts
7/30/2018 1:46 am

 hhahaha funny


rick315875 65M

7/30/2018 1:27 am

 Sacha Baron Cohen


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