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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
8/10/2020 10:34 am

Last Read:
8/14/2020 4:32 am

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


Mr. President! Hey Mr. President! Do you paint your dick orange when you want fuck Melania so that she can find it?

Yes I do! But she still doesn't want fuck me!

Why is that?

Because my dick is too small. It's just not worth fucking.



rick315875 65M

8/11/2020 7:04 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    He just touches up his daughter when Melania knocks him back. The little one must love tiny hands and dicks! Actually, they all leave me feeling queezy!
I agree. They all just make me want to vomit. If I were ever to meet Donald Trump I would probably get so sick that I would vomit on him. Now that would be funny.


rick315875 65M

8/11/2020 7:02 am

    Quoting azlyn456:
    Donald Trump is a joke every day.
Very true


rick315875 65M

8/11/2020 7:01 am

    Quoting QuitetheSOP:
    We can't laugh across the pond...we've got Boris...although he's not on Trump's level.

    Regards SOP
Thanks for the comment from across the pond


rick315875 65M

8/11/2020 6:59 am

    Quoting Brownie202:
    One of your best ones. Keep them coming!
Will do.


rick315875 65M

8/11/2020 6:58 am

    Quoting harleylicker413:
    GEEZ..................i would expect a far better joke since that puckered lip asshole president is a fountain of joke material !!
They all can't be perfect. But I do my best.


rick315875 65M

8/11/2020 6:56 am

    Quoting  :

Will do


rick315875 65M

8/11/2020 6:54 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good morning my friend, I hope you have a great day..
Good morning my friend. Have a wonderful week.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/11/2020 2:09 am



He just touches up his daughter when Melania knocks him back. The little one must love tiny hands and dicks! Actually, they all leave me feeling queezy!


azlyn456 65M  
260 posts
8/10/2020 1:50 pm

Donald Trump is a joke every day.


QuitetheSOP 57M
122 posts
8/10/2020 12:17 pm

We can't laugh across the pond...we've got Boris...although he's not on Trump's level.

Regards SOP


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
8/10/2020 12:09 pm

One of your best ones. Keep them coming!

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


harleylicker413 66M
136 posts
8/10/2020 11:49 am

GEEZ..................i would expect a far better joke since that puckered lip asshole president is a fountain of joke material !!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
8/10/2020 10:40 am

Good morning my friend, I hope you have a great day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

8/10/2020 10:38 am

Mr. President! Hey Mr. President! Do you paint your dick orange when you want to fuck Melania so that she can find it?

Yes I do! But she still doesn't want to fuck me!

Why is that?

Because my dick is too small. It's just not worth fucking.


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