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Ali Baba  

juicycpl 53M/45F
86 posts
2/27/2020 7:47 pm
Ali Baba


While walking on a beach , a man found an lamp.

Remembering all the stories about Ali Baba , he decided to give the lamp a rub to see what would happen.

Sure enough , a genie appeared and offered him three wishes . However the genie said he couldn't make anyone fall in love , couldn't kill anyone and could not grant immortal life.

The guy thought a few minutes and goes "I want 30 billion dollars "

"As you wish, Master " and a bank account appears in the man's hand showing 30 billion dollar balance .

"For wish number two, I want a large mansion located in a low tax state"

"As you wish Master" and *poof* they are standing in a large mansion estate.

"Very nice . But how long can I wish to live ?"

"I just cannot grant a wish to live forever, Master "

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
2/27/2020 8:55 pm

stolen ?


dandaslk14 31M

2/27/2020 9:47 pm

un culo puerco salió por ahí


h4rry66 57M

2/27/2020 10:09 pm

Nice breasts. I'd live to suck your nipples


ltrskr 75M

2/27/2020 11:08 pm

??.........


ltrskr 75M

2/27/2020 11:24 pm

When u cut and paste to steal someone else's blog post make sure u get all of it.............


looking4u69ca 63M  
4322 posts
2/27/2020 11:32 pm

thats the ending? Shitty. Where is the punch line?


ltrskr 75M

2/28/2020 1:34 am

    Quoting looking4u69ca:
    thats the ending? Shitty. Where is the punch line?
Stolen from Ghostofh, she can't even cut and paste.......


countrygal848 74F

2/28/2020 2:38 am

Are we supposed to add our own punch line??


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
2/28/2020 3:20 am

It was funny on the post you stole this from. Here....not so much. Do you even know why????

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
2/28/2020 3:59 am

Things must work differently in India. Like, think for yourself.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
2/28/2020 4:06 am

    Quoting h4rry66:
    Nice breasts. I'd live to suck your nipples
Lol, just how desperate do you have to be?


bbuckwwheat 65M
6265 posts
2/28/2020 7:06 am

Yep, they did not see the punch line as it was not in the original post.

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
2/28/2020 8:48 am

THIEF what you are doing is going to get you banned for life!!!

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looking4u69ca 63M  
4322 posts
2/28/2020 9:35 am

Not only did they steal this blog they posted my comment to that blog.


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