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Six Simple Subtle Secrets... to Succeed On Sex Sites... 🤔 Some pics... attached 😮🔥  

Paulxx001 67M
8732 posts
11/21/2019 12:09 pm

Last Read:
12/20/2019 9:06 am

Six Simple Subtle Secrets... to Succeed On Sex Sites... 🤔 Some pics... attached 😮🔥

ill often stumb l acro s peop e... UGH ...
... hang on a second... damn site...

OK. Fixed. We're good to go. 😊

I'll often stumble across people - in the 'real world' - who recognize me, come up... and ask ; "Paul, how can we succeed on sex sites?" And I tell them ; "I have no fucking idea. Why are you asking me?"

They insist. I disagree. They beg. I make something up. Here's what I tell them... in point form.

1. Goals :
Set yourself a realistic goal. Why are you there? What are you looking for? Is it for a hookup, chat, blogging, cams? Are you a perv? What..?

2. Profiles :
Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.
Men - why bother? As long as you have a dic pic, you're good to go. Blank résumés have always worked, yes ?

3. Profile Pics :
Women - A painted toe... is fine for most guys. Grey scale and lips, used to be a craze but now... teeth, are popular.
Men - No worries. Ya got a dic pic? Enlarge it and take another.

4. Blogs : Sure... Do whatever you want, as long as you...


And at THAT point those people - who asked me the question - have usually, lost interest in my answer. Hmmm...

In any case, I'm not hoarding secrets. Everybody has a tip, right?

In the meantime... here are some pics, for those of you, who stopped reading, after the words ; "I'll often stumble..."


Yep... I often do.
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Naked people below...

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 12:10 pm

Other secrets to success on sex sites? 🤔

Fresh underwear! That's what my mother always told me. 😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 12:11 pm

(Note: I'm just doing this for the points. MY bank, cashes them in ; '500,000' and I get a coffee mug. A Hundred and Fourteen billion - and it's a small wide screen TV 📺 )😊


B00biesman 41M

11/21/2019 12:16 pm

Doggy


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/21/2019 12:21 pm

Great tips here, thanks for sharing with all of us. I think you should always feel out your profile regardless if your a lady or a man as we like to know what makes someone tick, and what they are attracted to and not attracted too. That's just my two cents. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Livin_my_Life14 53F

11/21/2019 12:31 pm

Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.

LMAO- truth! I laughed out loud!

Teeth - I do look at a nice smile!

I'll add a couple:

NO DIRTY FINGER NAILS
Stop taking pictures of your DIRTY HOUSE. If you have tons of shit behind you in your picture- Don't post it!

Good post- I like your points!!


foz19504 69M
1657 posts
11/21/2019 12:44 pm

coffee mug and small wide screen tv? I'm changing banks!


Oldercock54 70M

11/21/2019 1:24 pm

thanks for the tips


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
11/21/2019 1:32 pm

Thanks for excellent post and making smile. Cheers


bbuckwwheat 65M
6265 posts
11/21/2019 1:36 pm

What a great piece of subtle sarcasm!

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


ItsThtPervertGuy 44M
484 posts
11/21/2019 2:00 pm

Nice post! Funny!!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:05 pm

One of my favorites! 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:08 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Great tips here, thanks for sharing with all of us. I think you should always feel out your profile regardless if your a lady or a man as we like to know what makes someone tick, and what they are attracted to and not attracted too. That's just my two cents. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..
That's a good tip, about profiles. So yours is pretty much complete and so is mine.
So ya ignore the ones that aren't filled up? 🤔


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:10 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.

    LMAO- truth! I laughed out loud!

    Teeth - I do look at a nice smile!

    I'll add a couple:

    NO DIRTY FINGER NAILS
    Stop taking pictures of your DIRTY HOUSE. If you have tons of shit behind you in your picture- Don't post it!

    Good post- I like your points!!
Ooo yes... dirty homes. Good one. Ya see dirty nails? 🤔 Eeeee...
Happy to make you smile. Sure. I'd love to see those teeth! 😊😬
Unless someone's got them sitting in a glass. 😶
Ya know what I mean?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:13 pm

    Quoting foz19504:
    coffee mug and small wide screen tv? I'm changing banks!
Lol... Yep. Banks these days, go figure.
I got a toaster... once. 😶


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:14 pm

    Quoting  :

And THAT'S the way... to play this game! Good for you! 👍 😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:15 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for stopping by.
Drop in any time. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:15 pm

I'm sure I've missed a few, right? 🤔


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:17 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Thanks for excellent post and making smile. Cheers
Happy to make you smile.
YOUR profile pic is perfect! 👍 😊 🔥
I'm sure you have YOUR tips... hmmm? 🤔


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:19 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    What a great piece of subtle sarcasm!
It's always such a fine line, isn't it? 🤔
I'll be fine, once the meds kick in
Hey... Thanks for popping in. 👍 😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:20 pm

Happy to help put a smile on your day. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:21 pm

    Quoting  :

Glad to share a few with you.
Say hello, any time. 👍 ⌚


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
11/21/2019 2:38 pm

If you post a pic, please crop out the family photos in the background. Pretty sure granny and the kids and grandkids prefer to not be here.
If you take a pic holding your awesome cock, wash your hands and nails first.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:40 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    If you post a pic, please crop out the family photos in the background. Pretty sure granny and the kids and grandkids prefer to not be here.
    If you take a pic holding your awesome cock, wash your hands and nails first.
Can you imagine Granny on the site and she finds her pic on the counter? 🤔 OMG lol 😂
Ooops.. Dirty fingers does seem to be an issue. There's tons of stuff. Right? 😗


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
11/21/2019 2:55 pm

Yes, I got a message today, dirty nails holding his winky. Ummm, NO.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/21/2019 3:19 pm

Not interested means exactly that... Not interested. Don't get angry and send scathing messages to the point where you need to be blocked.


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