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Your Book Collection Makes Me Horny
Your Book Collection Makes Me Horny I enjoy books. I love books. I crave books. I adore books. like that chubby in the candy store drooling at all the goodies. like that horny 18 who's got no game, who is just staring with his mouth open, big goofy grin, first time at a strip club. If I could, I'd buy a bookstore just to live there. Most especially an used bookshop. a bit of a book snob though I'll admit. I only into certain books and authors. largely into nonfiction. a lover of anything to do with history in the 19th and 20th century. Big fan of travel writers and certain humorists. Jack Kerouac is my idol. John Steinbeck is amazing. Stephen King knows his scary, terrifying, dramatic shit. I've just recently been turned on by Charles Bukowski, which I've come to realize, he's one perverted dirty man that really, really, seriously knows his shit. People will see my screen name and i get messages all the time about one thing. Obviously. Asking me all the time what books and authors into. I will always throw the question right back at them. Usually, kinda disappointed. Either they are too vague or its books and authors that I don't know or not into. I hate asking someone about what they are into and all they say is, the classics. Wow! Good for you! Small one handed clap for you! But...... Ummm.... What's a classic to ya? not gonna ask again or pry a little harder if you just say that. just going to quietly move on to the next person, because your book collection description doesn't come close to making me hard. |
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