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THE GREAT CANADIAN AMBUSH!!...and some other stuff...
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THE GREAT CANADIAN AMBUSH!!...and some other stuff... I glanced at the clock as I wandered in to to the bedroom...9:47 pm. Perky Tits was just lounging, reading a book. I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, take a whiz, wash Big Jim and The Twins...normal bedtime routine. When I opened the door Perky Tits was waiting for me on her knees...and before I could say "Wow, you almost scared me there for a second. I wasn't expecting anyone to be there waiting for me on their knees, and I was thinking about my trip up north anyway, so I was kind of distracted. That reminds me, did I lock the truck for the night? Anyway Sweety, if you were trying to surprise me...it worked!" she had Big Jim out and in her mouth, and she was working him good!! After a bit, I helped her to her feet and we made our way to the bed...undressing as we went. I couldn't wait to dive in between her legs and taste what I knew would be her sweet nectar in anticipation of what was to come. She had other plans however, as she forced me on my back and carried on with her oral assault to my manhood. Then, she abruptly stopped and mounted me with her back towards me...and inserted Big Jim inside her so hard and fast, I think she gave The Twins a concussion! At that point she movd up and down like a woman possessed...I could feel her squeezing as she rode, and I could hear the gushy schwap, schwap, schwap as we pounded flesh on flesh. Then I came inside her and it was over. She wasn't too careful climbing off either...dripping all over the place and stuff...  Luckily, I had the "Towel For Cleaning Up After Sex" nearby to limit the carnage!! I glanced at the clock again as I left to visit the porcelain palace for my evening constitution...9:58 pm. I would have to hurry, or risk missing the start of the evening news. Thankfully, everything proceeded normally and I only missed the opening headlines. Do you normally poop in the morning? or the evening? Both? Do you have an "After Sex Towel"? Enjoy this day friends...or not...your choice...  lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS  |
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Um, sometimes we remember to have a towel handy. I had always wondered what men thought about as they were getting ambushed. Now I know, thanks. Curious though, would it have helped if she had started teasing an hour before? I know that makes me crazy. All I can think about is getting bent over.
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11/17/2008 6:08 am |
Good thing you didn't last longer or you might have shit your pants..
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11/17/2008 7:17 am |
It is always better to clean up after sex than during it because the mood and the moment might pass!! [post 977684] [post 1673788] [post 1567265] [post 2508587] [post 2511504] [post 2589132] Are You Ready For........[post 2587359] Check it out & particpate!! The BHL Blog Interviews...[post 2597695] The BHL Blog Index.......[post 2594103]     
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A very warm wash cloth to surprise him again..... and maybe start all over again ... fuck that damn newscast, thats what DVDs are for. I see your life is just as great as it was when you disappeared. maybe better? take care tender hugs...m.
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Eleven minutes and you are back thinking about the news? ...............whew! you have truly revealed yourself as a married man! Then again, fast food serves now and again  All jokes aside, cleanup can look like alot of different things ........ {=} Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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got to love those quickies... Moonfire
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11/17/2008 2:14 pm |
ROFL@ the twins getting a concusion. I go in the morning and before bed at night. there aint nothing like getting big Jim and the twins a bath eh LT roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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Any time is the time for me. No towell--no need for one right now! "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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Good thing you didn't last longer or you might have shit your pants..  ...omg....a morning doodler here.... a towel...a undershirt....  anything that comes in handy for a quick clean up wondering!!!! was your truck locked up   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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11/17/2008 9:54 pm |
LMFAO!!!! You're BaaaacK!!!
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Did you remember to see if your truck was locked after all that? always a warm wet wash cloth--which is fetched (usually by me) after coitus is consummated I have to crap mornings, evenings and when I'm in a hurry to get somewhere. Glad that all is well in your world; have a safe trip! John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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11/18/2008 2:38 pm |
I POOP DURING SEX. THE GOATS LOVE IT. ESPECIALLY DIARRHEA. … PSYCHO & INSANE Alien Glef   
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I like to linger for a while with the feeling of him dripping down my thighs....mmm.... Elevate me... 
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Ditto for me (warm wash clothes are always best but that means someone has to get up)and I'm not talking about the poo! For the record: as a woman if I had gone to the trouble of jumping your bones I would expect you to grab a toy out of that drawer and finish the 10 minutes you started off with another 30 minutes of what I really deserve!! You gotta do Big Jim and the Twins more credit than that big guy! Come on now and then straight to the news??? For Shame!! What happened to men thinking of sex every few seconds?? Now....Bend over and take your spanking like the bad boy you've been. Thanks for being the 1000th commentor on my blog! Let me know what you'd like for your prize...lol Hugs, LeeAnn Kisses, LA   
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No after towel ... lol ... I thought everyone knew you were suppose to get up and go P. Sounds like a good quickie After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009 
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. And she wasn't annoyed with you for telling everybody that she doesn't shave down there? (Oh wait... Never mind- That would've made it, "The Great Canadian PM-Bush..." ) Mark me down for the AM ambush, btw. . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.  And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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LMAO Love the after sex "drip" Don't Gobble Till Ya Wobble! LOL Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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My daily poops are like you last KFC experience. As far as a sex towel, hell I don't remember what sex is about. Do I put it in her, or does she stick something in me? You forget I'm a father of a child to a psycho. I couldn't get laid on a chicken farm.
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