The 8th Annual Valentine's day movie marathon
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Posted:Feb 14, 2017 11:38 pm
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2017 8:38 pm
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It's that time again. Valentine's day or as I like to call it. International fuck day. Fun fact that I made up, sales of lube and pizza skyrocket during the Valentine's week. I totally made it up so it's got to be true.
Anyways Valentine's just so happens to be my annual Rom-com/musicals/sappy movie marathon. It's what I do besides masterbate and cry. This year is a good one because this is the first year with Netflix. Like every year the worst movies are the best so I'm starting off with the Joey Lawrence and Media Melissa Joan Heart classic My fake finance and ending with Sandra bullock in While you were sleeping.
There's no Freddie Prince Jr. movies on Netflix so that's a tradition broken but the mountain of junk food and at least one musical is still in. This year it's Gentleman prefer blondes.
I would love to eat pussy instead but this is a great substitute.
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Sword in the stone
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Posted:Feb 8, 2017 2:55 am
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2017 8:38 pm
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Prove that you are worthy. That is the task that every great hero throughout history has been required to do to obtain love. That is also the task of every guy in the dating world. Prove that your special and there will be someone willing to love. It doesn't matter if you're special in a good way or special in a bad way just be special. This is a problem for me because I'm not special. There's nothing about me that is special therefore I have no one who loves me.
Shakespeare wrote "Some are born great, Some achieve great and Some have greatness thrusted upon them. My dating life is the result of having no greatness at all and with no greatness I am not worthy of love or respect. I get it. It's one of the downsides of being a man. Women are human beings while men are human doings. We are only considered real men if we are of use and I am useless.
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LG FUAD
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Posted:Feb 4, 2017 1:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2017 1:16 am
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Let's get fucked up and die..
I'm speaking figuratively, of course..
Like the last time that I committed suicide.. social suicide..
Yeah, so I'm already dead on the inside,
But I can still pretend with my memories and photographs,
I've learned to love the lie.
I wanna know what it's like to be awkward and innocent, not belligerent.
I wanna know how it feels to be useful and pertinent and have common sense.. yeah
Let me in, let me in to the club, 'cause I wanna belong,
And I need to get strong, and if memory serves,
I'm addicted to words and they're useless.
Let's get fucked up and die..
I'm riding hard on the last legs of every lie,
And the BMX bike of my life is about to explode,
I'm about to explode.
I'm a mess, I'm a wreck.
I am perfect, and I have learned to accept all my problems and short comings,
Because I am so visceral, yet deeply inept.
I want to thank you for being a part of my the forget-me-nots and marigolds..
And all the things that don't get old..
Is it legal to do this? I surely don't know.
It's the only way I have learned to express myself around other peoples' descriptions of life..
I'm afraid I'm alone and entirely useless...
Let's get fucked up and die.
For the last time I'm feeling
We'll try not to smile
As we cover our heads and drink heavily into the nights
That's no shocking and surprise.
I believe that I can, overcome this and beat everything in the end
But I choose to abuse for the time being,
Maybe I'll win, but for now I've decided to die.
Sister soldier
You've been such a positive influence on my mental frame
If I could ever repay you,
I would, but I'm hard up for cash
And my memory lacks initiative.
God damn the liquor stores' closed,
We were so close to scoring
It hurts, it destroys til it kills..
I am tired and hungry and totally useless.
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Attractive today
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Posted:Feb 3, 2017 8:16 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2017 8:18 pm
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I am wrecked. I am overblown.
I am also fed up with the common cold.
But I just need to say goodbye
To all the metaphors and lies
That have taken me years to come up with.
Say it's true. Say you like me.
(I like you.)
Just for the night, for me, it's been eternity..
And as I gently sip this drink,
I think about my lack of future,
And of all the places I could learn to fall in love.
I know I shouldn't waste my time,
I should have been better designed,
Therefore, some things still break.
I am wrecked. I am overblown.
I am also fed up with the fucking common cold!
When I just want to feel alive for the first time in my life,
I just want to feel attractive today.
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Happy new years, I'm a dirty rat
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Posted:Jan 27, 2017 11:08 pm
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2017 11:12 pm
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Today is the lunar new year. According to the East Asian zodiac it's the year of the Rooster. I'm a Rat myself. So if you need to do something that involves East Asians it's not getting done today.
Every wondered where the Asian zodiac animals come from? The legend is an interesting one. Each Chinese zodiac sign and the order they rank in was decided by the mythical Jade Emperor and his favourite creature, the rat. When the task of choosing the zodiac animals fell to the Emperor, he asked the rat to help him. The resourceful rat decided that the best way would be to arrange a race across the river. The order in which the animals arrived would decide who would be second, third, fourth, and so on.
The rat put the word out across the kingdom, and the first creature to appear on the riverbank was the cat. The pair enlisted the help of the ox, who was resting nearby, and asked him to ferry them across the river. A kind old soul, the ox agreed, but just as they set off, the rat pushed the cat into the river. Hating water, the cat managed to get out and scurried away to dry off.
Thus, the ox was the second creature to reach the opposite shore. The strong tiger came next, followed by agile rabbit who hopped from stone to stone and floating log. The dragon was hot on the rabbits heels, and only came in fifth because he stopped to make rain and then help the rabbit with a gust of wind. The galloped effortlessly across the river, but was pipped to sixth place by the wily snake who was hiding on his hoof. The sheep, monkey, and rooster arrived together on a raft, taking eighth, ninth, and 10th places respectively. The was late because he had stopped for a wash in the river, and the pig had been sleeping, so took 12th place. The poor cat finally dragged himself over to the other side, but it was too late. His anger at the rat has lasted through the ages, and they are still mortal enemies.
I'll never be invited to a new years celebration. I'm black but for those who will throw down this knowledge to impress and for those who are East Asian...Happy new years.
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After all you're my wonderwall (poem )
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Posted:Jan 26, 2017 10:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2017 10:49 pm
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Please mend my broken heart otherwise we won't stand a chance.
God knows that I heard no before from a whisper to a deafening shout.
I know that you have your pick but please don't let me drown inside your wake.
I'm shaking.
I can't stop from sinking
Into your thighs
This is where I want to die.
My heart beats I struggle to speak with a voice that has lossed it tone.
A sweet roar I've never heard before escapes your parted lips and everything I know is in doubt.
I never thought that this heaven was such as close as in your arms.
I'm shaking.
I can't stop from sinking.
Into your thighs.
Because after all you're my wonderwall.
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Inspired by HNW: I made a message of my drawers.
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Posted:Jan 24, 2017 11:41 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2017 9:13 pm
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I'm not a member of the HNW group but the most recent topic got me curious. What do I have in my drawers? So I checked and like a typical INTP it's a mess. It's comically random and I swear to God that I didn't plant anything. This is its natural state.
Highlights of the random things that are in my drawer.
1 copy of Men's health Magazine
3 broken cell phones
A picture of my cousin that I haven't talked to in 8 years
1 hockey puck
1 golf ball
1 garment tape measure
5 years of taxes
1 motorized nail clipper
1 manual nail clipper
1 mini note book
Jokes from my unfinished stand up routine
1 neti pot
Saline packets
A tea light
1 steel ball
A single latex glove
And finally a unopened tea bag
I really need to clean that thing out.
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Why don't we just treat people like people
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Posted:Jan 21, 2017 11:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2017 11:57 pm
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I got accused of harassment of trans people because I said that trans is not a gender it's a transitional stage. So trans women are women and trans men are men. I thought that expanding what it ment to be a woman or man was better than separating trans people from everyone else. Of course that made me a trans hating bigot.
People are just people to me and it makes no sense to separate them and make them "The other" and to see people volunteering to keep themselves as an outsider is strange. It's gotten so bad that people are pretending to be something they're not just to be apart of a other group so they can get special treatment from well meaning but misguided people. Whether it be Shaun king pretending to be black or former YouTube Die Cis Scum pretending to be trans. Just treat people like their people.
I'll shut up about controversial subjects for now on. I'll just do what I do with everything else. Wait till it gets obvious and smirk.
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Ranting about gender idiots.
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Posted:Jan 15, 2017 12:16 am
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2017 12:37 am
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I just watched a video of someone who said that they were trans and non binary. That makes no fucking sense. How can someone transition from one gender to another and still not be either? And yes there are only two genders. Male and female. That's all. This is a great source of contention now a days but it's biological fact.
Every time I try to talk to someone who identifies as one of these made up genders or is a fake trans person they always give me the same bullshit about gender being a construct and they feel a certain way. But it's all just bullshit.They think that gender expression is actually gender. They think that if they don't like traditionally feminine or masculine things that makes them something else entirely. Just because you like short hair doesn't make you a trans. Just because you like makeup doesn't make you a non binary. These people are not only making a fool of themselves, they are limiting what people can do by their gender and dismissing trans people stuggles by making being trans as trivial as wearing a dress or a suit and saying that you're trans.
Being masculine has nothing to do with being male and being female has nothing to do with being feminine. It just so happens that most people men are masculine and most women are feminine. Your gender is determined by your hormones not how masculine or feminine you are. Your hormones have a profound effect on your mind and body. So much so that you can add them you become totally different physically and mentally. Sometimes your parents hormones are out of wack and as a fetus your mind develops getting signals from one mixture of hormones while later your body develops with a different mix of them. We call those people trans and they go through a lot of shit to fix the imbalance. So fuck you if you are one of those idiots.
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A virgins BDSM test results
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Posted:Jan 13, 2017 7:55 am
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2017 4:33 pm
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I've had BDSM on the brain lately. First I watched a shit ton of my favorite porn company king's fine, fine material. Then went old school using the old spank bank to violates a YouTube star then immediately after reading a blog post that was really hot. Good times right. Then I had the bright idea of taking the BDSM test that everyone has taken but I wasn't sure what results I would get because of...well you know the virginity but decided to give it a try.
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
83% Rigger
78% Voyeur
75% Dominant
69% Exhibitionist
64% Degrader
59% Master/Mistress
53% Sadist
52% Brat tamer
50% Vanilla
48% Owner
39% Non-monogamist
36% Daddy/Mommy
33% Primal (Hunter)
32% Experimentalist
27% Ageplayer
25% Switch
14% Submissive
8% Brat
7% Girl/Boy
7% Degradee
6% Rope bunny
5% Slave
3% Masochist
3% Primal (Prey
2% Pet
Of course this is all based on my fantasies and "what ifs" but some of my results I agree with like my Rigger percentage being so high. I do like control and the more control I have and the more helpless she has the hotter it becomes and the most effective way to make someone helpless is to tie them up. Also I may or may not have looked into the Japanese art of tieing someone up and buying ropes in the past. Also my sadism percentage being at 52 makes perfect sense. I don't enjoy inflicting pain on someone but if she needs some reminding who's in control I can see myself enjoying a good spank or choke. Actually the more I think about it that could be higher if I actually indulged.
There's some things I know should be lower like my Voyeur and exhibition percentage. The question for exhibitionism had more to do with my libertarianism live and let live beliefs than my actual interest. The questions were more "Is it okay" rather than "Is it something you like". The Voyeur is just me being a virgin along with me being a heterosexual man. I think they lumped in creeps who sneak into womens showers with people who would see people fucking and not call the cops. There's levels too this.
Some things I didn't understand that need more investigation like the Brat tamer thing. Which I didn't know what that meant but I'm sure that percentage is going to be high if I could have my way and the Degrader percentage which I never thought I was one of those guys but I think there's something there.
Overall it was a eye opening test. For those who actually read this tell me do you think results are too unreliable because I don't have knowledgeof how I responded to these experiences in my actual sex life? For those who didn't here's some photos of women who are restrained. I have a high Rigger percentage so these are hot as hell to me.
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My final message to Hinj1
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Posted:Jan 11, 2017 9:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2017 4:23 pm
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I never apologized to you. I thought I did which is not an excuse. So I'm saying it now. You're an amazing person and I'm just a asshole with no social or emotional intelligence. I'm sorry if I hurt you or caused any discomfort.
I'm Sorry for being a dick to you. I'm sorry for losing my cool and saying something horrible things and I not expecting you at accept my apology or respond or anything else. The second I realized that I never apologized I had to man up and tell you that I'm sorry. I just wanted you to know that I was wrong and you deserve better.
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Hypothetical International Blogland meet up structure
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Posted:Jan 11, 2017 5:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2017 8:59 pm
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Let me start by saying that this scenario is highly unlikely. I've had to ignore a lot of important factors for the sake of entertainment. Like people's lives, schedules,money and the logistics of organizing a events for peopple spread out over the ntire world not to mention the security issues seeing that this has the possibility to turn into Christmas for stalkers but I think it would be fun to theorize how it would look if blogland would come together from time to time.
First off I don't think they're would be one giant international event but a network of events that made the big international one less of a pilgrimage. There would be local, regional, national and one international meet up. The local events would be held every 3-6 months depending on demand with the people who live in your area and for those who live in sparsely populated areas this would include your state/province/Parish. The regional meet ups will is with the neighbouring local meet up groups or states/provinces/Parishes. Which should be held every 6-9 months depending on turn out and demand. Then the national which should be held annually in a touristy spot so it's has enough accommodation and that goes for the international meet up as well which should be held every 2-3 years.
The normal convention hijinks would go down there. Name tags, conversation, The three B's Booze, Bad dancing, and Bad decisions. If you want to add the fourth B of Boning that's up to you.
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Please, Tell me to fuck off!
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Posted:Jan 9, 2017 9:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2017 5:06 pm
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If I send a message and you're not interested. Please for the love of God tell me to fuck off. Tell me that I'm ugly or stupid or not worth you're time, something. I rather have all hope of a interaction beaten out of me than to be ignored. Hope is evil. That's why the Greek Gods put it in Pandora's box. It's a predator that preys on your dreams. Lifting them higher and higher so that it can let go and bash them against the rocks below and fest.
Ladies I understand that you get so many messages that you can't keep up without quiting your job and abandoning your responsibilities but please use a auto response to tell me to fuck off. Or just send me a one or two word reply like "NOPE" or "Not interested" or "No blacks" You don't even have to write it. Just copy and paste. Anything.
I know that I'm not entitled to any of your time or effort but when you send a message like I do. Which is respectful and witty and references your profile. Proving that I actually read it. And after all that effort getting not even a fuck off but seeing blog posts about guys sending vulgar two word messages and getting at least acknowledged even if that acknowledgement is mockery. It actually makes the rejection worse. Like I wasn't even worth mocking. I'll take mockery over being ignored any day. Kind of like if you try to shake someone's hand and they flip you off is so much less a disrespectful act if they just refused to shake your hand just walked pass you like you weren't there. And that's all a message is. A extended hand of greeting. Please have the decency to flip me off I would really appreciate it.
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