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Confessions Of A Trouser Clown
 
























My Confessions for the world to know, and a few of yours to go along with mine.

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Much Love, Much Respect, and Great Adventures to Follow.


























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Live On.....
Posted:May 30, 2012 4:41 am
Last Updated:May 31, 2012 4:44 am
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Do not part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live.

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~Mark Twain~






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To Hold On Or To Let Go.....
Posted:May 29, 2012 4:52 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2012 5:09 am
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Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it's letting go.

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~Hermann Hesse~






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To Be Bald.....
Posted:May 28, 2012 6:56 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2012 4:39 am
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It is foolish to tear one's hair out in grief, as that sorrow would be made less by baldness.

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~Marcus Tullius Cicero~






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It's A Bitch.....
Posted:May 24, 2012 4:35 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2012 6:46 am
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I have seen wicked men and fools, a great many of both; and I believe they both get paid in the end; but the fools first.

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~Robert Louis Stevenson~






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Bear Fruit.....
Posted:May 23, 2012 4:23 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2012 8:44 pm
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Some people think that as soon as you plant a tree, it must bear fruit. We must allow it to grow a bit.

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~Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra~






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It's Good To Have Friends.....
Posted:May 22, 2012 4:47 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2012 8:38 pm
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I have seen that in any great undertaking it is not enough for a man to depend simply upon himself.

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~Lone Man (Isan-LaWica)~






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Heavy Load.....
Posted:May 21, 2012 4:26 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 6:40 pm
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You never know how a will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.

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~Bear Bryant~






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Rewrite.....
Posted:May 19, 2012 6:12 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 4:18 am
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It's never to late - in fiction or in life - to revise

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~Nancy Thayer~






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Gotta Go.....
Posted:May 18, 2012 4:50 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2012 6:07 am
8815 Views




Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

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~Charles Bukowski~






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Must Have Pissed Them Off.....
Posted:May 17, 2012 8:25 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2012 6:03 am
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Well, been almost 24 hours and I haven't heard back from the website monkeys yet..... They must be on a banana eating / poo flinging break. That or maybe I pissed them off with some of my responses about my issue with my blog. ..... well they deserved it for asking such stupid fucking questions, and trying to claim it's something I've done.

I understand that Various Inc. has standard responses for all situations that arise, but come on, some of it is quite pointless to ask. And Yes I also understand that may people that claim to have problems are nubs to the site(s) and they are doing something so stupid it is called for the questions to make them see the error of their ways..... BUT COME ON, I warned them by stating that I've been a member here for over 8 years, I know the Do's and Do Not's, and even better then they do.

Mu favorite question they asked me this time was the "How Do You Log Into The Site?" If you don't already know how I'm going to answer this, then you need to take the corn cobs out of your ass and get donkey punched by a 400 pound guy named Bubba from out in the sticks.

My response:
Through the member log in, how else would I log into the website?



Um, well, they asked!!!!! Not my fault they asked such a stupid fucking question. Maybe if I had said "Through Your Mother's Ass Hole" I would have gotten a faster response. However I'm sure that's not what they meant to ask, or at least not in that context.

So now I just have to wait and see if someone there grows a sense of humor. ..... I may be here a while













So, How Do You Log Into The Website?




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The Meaning.....
Posted:May 17, 2012 4:47 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2012 7:26 pm
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What's the subject of life - to get rich? All of those fellows out there getting rich could be dancing around the real subject of life.

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~Paul Volcker~






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Needing A Little Help Here.....
Posted:May 16, 2012 5:20 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 11:48 pm
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Okay, on the blog page issue I finially got a response from the website monkeys and of course they say they can not duplicate or see the issues I describe that YOU ALL described to me. Now I got their standard response of info needed FROM ME (They obviously didn't read), and I plan on wanting to give them the info, but this is where I need your help.

If you have seen, or go to and see the Issue with my blog page were the "Calender" and other boxes on the right side of the page are hanging over the posts, even by a small amount. Please if you could, provide me with this information so I can submit it to them and get this god-forsaken issues fixed once and for all.

Thanks.





We have checked your blog and we did not see the problem you described. Please write back with the following information so that we can assist you further:

*Operating System
*Web browser and the version
*Internet connection type
*ISP
*Location where you live
* What blog area are you having an issue with?
*Error messages if any
*How long has the issue been occurring
*How do you log into the site

If you have any further questions, please feel free to contact us again.

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Drink Up.....
Posted:May 16, 2012 5:13 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2012 7:25 pm
8832 Views




Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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~Ernest Hemingway~






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