The United States of the Offended
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Posted:Oct 11, 2007 8:00 am
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2008 7:04 pm
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What is happening to the USA? Everytime you turn on the TV you hear about someone being offended over some silly comment. Why are we so thin skinned now a days? I mean really now, are you really going to be ruined for life because someone doesn't like you and made some lame comment about you? I am very thick skinned. I peronally could care less if someone doesn't like me. I am not on this earth to make everyone love me and agree with me. Maybe it is cause I am secure with who I am. I believe our legal system is hugely responsible for this mentality since they will quickly award people in all these silly lawsuits. In Europe they do not tolerate people sueing over stupid stuff. I found Germans are very thick skinned and do not waste the tax payers money on stupid lawsuits. I guess people just do not realize what they are let happen. It is getting to the point that you can get sued cause you gave someone a dirty look. Freedom of speech, yeah right!
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Man or Woman?
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Posted:Oct 9, 2007 7:58 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2008 7:43 am
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People on this site can be very frustrating because they cannot decide if they are looking for a man or a woman. They will contact me, get close to setting a meet then all of a sudden they decide they want the other sex. I got men claiming to be straight hitting on me, I have men claiming to be bi hitting on me, even couple until I show interest. Then they seem to change their minds. Either you are straight, bi, or gay. Be honest about what you are and be proud of it. Having curiousities is normal. But if you are not willing to meet for real, don't play games. I am Bi, my profile reflects that. I don't harass people that claim to be straight. We are all here to meet new people for fun. So let's all be honest about what we are looking for here.
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Vasline It
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Posted:Oct 8, 2007 11:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2008 7:07 pm
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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain", and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.; Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner , we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
At this, the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"
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THE ATHEIST AND THE MARINE
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Posted:Oct 8, 2007 11:37 am
Last Updated:Oct 8, 2007 11:44 am
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( God this doesn't get any better)
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the plat form. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say
stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent me."
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Fairbanks
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Posted:Sep 26, 2007 7:34 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 3:26 am
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My job has me traveling all over the place, now I am in Fairbanks, AK looking for fun. I have started communicating with quite a few people and am really hoping some off the communications lead to some very enjoyable times. So we shall see what happens.
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