Even spell check wouldn't help
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Posted:Apr 10, 2008 5:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2008 8:27 am
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Some people know I have a "thing" for proper use of grammar and correct spelling. I got a flirt today from a guy looking for a "sweat treat" so my choices are: the guy likes women who sweat on him or he misspelled sweet and no one has advised him of his faux pas....I have no desire to sweat on someone and have even less desire to, again, explain that I'm NOT looking for a single guy or a solo encounter with anyone... OY
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Oh, God, Jesus....
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Posted:Apr 8, 2008 4:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2008 8:27 am
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I think I must be getting old or something... I say that because, just lately, crying, crabby babies in public places REALLY annoy me. #1 & I were out to dinner this evening and there was this of about 12-18 months at a nearby table in a high chair. We'd ordered when these people sat down and the started crying and screaming and carrying on. The Mom sat there talking to the 6 other people at the table and did nothing with or about the screaming .... All I wanted to do was look at her and say "WILL YOU GET THAT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP? I'M TRYING TO ENJOY DINNER WITH MY "
Trust me when I say that would that have been me, I would have been doing everything in my power to quiet the . Drag out the toys or Cheerios or pick the up and walk but to ignore the , let him/her just scream is appalling to me....Just go right on ahead and ruin dinner for those of us who are forced to LISTEN TO THAT CRAP while we try and eat.
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Ungrateful little bastard (cont'd)
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Posted:Apr 4, 2008 6:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2008 4:41 pm
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So after I settle down a bit, I go back upstairs to go to bed and figure I might as well stop in the bathroom and pee before I go to bed....And what do I find??? The that got drunk must have had the pukes because there is barf all over the toilet and floor around the toilet... How did I discover it? By stepping in it because I didn't turn the bathroom light on....So it pissed me off that I had to clean that up and wash it off my foot and amped up my anger with the so I didn't fall asleep again till after 5 AM but still had to get up so I could go to work....Piss me off mother fucker....
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Ungrateful little bastard...
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Posted:Apr 4, 2008 1:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2008 7:16 am
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Y'all might wonder WHY I'm sitting at my computer at 0326 so here ya go.....I am so annoyed right now I can hardly see straight.... ALL of my know that having people call here after 10 PM on a week night is strictly a NO-NO unless someone is dying. As I'm the sole supporting member of our little family (even thought #1 is 20 & #2 is 19)I NEED to get my required number of hours of sleep or I'm VERY cranky....So I'm sleeping rather peacfully when the phone rings at 0302. I grab the phone in my room at about the same time #2 grabs it in his room. It's one of his pissy little friends calling,drunk...Oh, and #2 is also drunk...So they are snickering and giggling and trying to figure out who called whom and who it is on the phone while I'm just PISSED OFF...And #2 has the balls to say "Mooooommmmm, I'll tell ya whhhho it iszzz in the mornin" And me, in my very agreeable state says "It IS morning, 3-fucking-oclock"
I don't ask a great deal of the lazy fuckers I call my but I DO ask that they NOT have their friends call after 10 PM on a week night... The only other thing I really ask of them is to take the trash out....Perhaps if I were a bigger bitch, they would be more afraid of me and less likely to really piss my off and take advantage of me.....
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Puppetry of the Penis....
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Posted:Apr 2, 2008 1:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2008 4:53 am
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The Australian art of genital origami....
So I'm sitting in my car waiting to pick #3 up from school and my HoneyBunny gets the "I'm bored, talk to me" phone call and tells me saw an advertisement for the Puppetry of the Penis... I thought he was yanking my chain but when I got home, I looked it up online and low & behold, there is a touring company of this Australian show that started in 1997. In looking at the stuff on the web, two guys fold their genitals into different shapes while doing a running comedy bit....Sound positively hysterical
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Free Pass
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Posted:Apr 2, 2008 5:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2008 4:54 am
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I saw something on a TV show the other day and had to give it some thought.... One of the characters had a "free pass" list of people he could sleep with without getting busted for it... I had to think about which five (5) people I would pick....SO, here's my list....
Lenny Kravitz...WHAT a hottie....
Dennis Haysbert...The guy from The Unit & the Allstate commercials, his voice turns me to mush
Michael Weatherly...from NCIS
Shemar Moore...from Criminal Minds...
Gerard Butler....last seen in P.S. I love You
Now my problem would come in to decide who I'd pick as #1....
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Hehehehehe.......
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Posted:Apr 1, 2008 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2008 7:47 pm
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In the sprit of April Fools Day, I pranked my HoneyBunny & today.... I called the HoneyBunny up and said I wanted to get married.... While we've talked about this subject and plan, at some point in the future, to do just that, the discussion has always been fairly vague and undefined.... I told my Honey I wanted to get married and SOON or I'd have to see if there were friendlier skies out there... I continued to say that I wanted a firm committment that we'd be married by the end of this year or I was going to have to move on.... Well, the HoneyBunny said "OK, meet me at the Milwaukee County courthouse at 9am tomorrow and we'll do the deed". Knowing I'd been found out I told him he SUCKS and we continued our conversation....
For my boys, after #3 got home from school, I sat all 3 of them down to tell them that they'd have to come with me tomorrow AM so my HoneyBunny & I could tie the knot.... #1 & #3 were less than impressed but #2 about had a stroke and was advising me to wait, think about things and make certain there was a plan in place before jumping into anything.... I could no longer hold it in & burst out laughing...He then called me some pretty funny names and smacked me on the arm....
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!!
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On the upswing???
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Posted:Mar 29, 2008 11:41 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 10:1 am
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I've long held the belief that people in the medical profession make THE worst sick people or patients of all time. Speaking only for myself, I wait until the day before death is going to knock on my door to go to the doctor.... I'd rather have a root canal without any anesthetic...That's how much I HATE going to the doctor..... Well, I've felt crappy for almost 2 weeks so emailed the PA I usually see yesterday and begged for an antibiotic.....As I'd just been in on Monday for my allergy medication refills, she gave me antibiotics and I should be feeling better in a day or two....So, I'm off to the couch to take a nap....
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2nd day in a row...
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Posted:Mar 27, 2008 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2008 5:09 am
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Un-fucking-believeable....2nd day in a row I get a flirt for the "wealthy guy with a 16 inch wang & 8 inch tongue"....Do you REALLY think I'm that easily swayed??That interested in money??? That naive?? For some odd reason, I'd not care if he could breathe fire from his ears and lick his eyebrows....Color me jaded...and annoyed.... And if you were REALLY that wealthy, you wouldn't have to be on a sex site looking for partners....
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Again with the fucktards???
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Posted:Mar 26, 2008 9:15 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2008 8:51 pm
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I know I've bitched about this before but Jesus.... I got a flirt from a guy who has the headline....I'm wealthy, have a 16 inch wang and an 8 inch tongue....Are you insane??? Retarded?? Dreaming?? I can't even formulate anything good tosay about the absurdity of that or the positive lack of charm, grace or READING ABILITY projected....Why does God let stupid people breed??
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Bloody HELL
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Posted:Mar 25, 2008 10:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2008 9:12 pm
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I was looking at the weather for the rest of the week and OF A BITCH...More fucking snow on Thursday....A winter storm watch has been issued...We could get 6 more inches of the white crap....I HATE WINTER!!!
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My never cease to amaze me
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Posted:Mar 25, 2008 3:19 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2008 6:53 pm
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I was going to the store with #1 yesterday when I heard a new, to me, curse word.... Drum roll please.... Fucktard.... As in fucking retard. I was majorly impressed as I LOVE a good, new & useable curse word....I love it!!
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I think I need more drugs.....
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Posted:Mar 23, 2008 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2008 4:53 pm
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Well, I'm still stuck with the crappy cold/cough thing I started on Thursday...I ran out of DayQuil capsules and only have liquid left....So, I guess till tomorrow I get to gag that stuff down....Sure, it works but WHY does it have to taste SO nasty??? My nose is all red and sore from blowing it all the damned time and my head hurts cuz I'm coughing so much...YUCK
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