New Years Eve plans
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Posted:Dec 28, 2009 11:35 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2010 1:48 pm
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On vacation and less than two days to go and I still have no idea of what I want to do. Correction, I have a few ideas, but who to spend it with and where are the two biggest things I have yet to decide on. Decisions,decisions....
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Water from a rock
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Posted:Dec 28, 2009 11:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2010 9:25 pm
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That pretty much sums up what it's like trying to find a fwb in my area. I think I had better luck connecting with ladies out of town, ever since I started looking closer to home it's been the complete opposite. Either the work schedules are jacked up or they flake out on me. And it gets to expensive to go out of town all the time specialy in this economy. I suppose best I can do is be patient and give it some more time. That or move somewhere where the women are avaiable.
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Drive Safe
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Posted:Dec 12, 2009 2:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2009 4:32 pm
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Driving on ice is like having sex doggie style. One slip and you can really fuck up someone's rear end! Drive safely!!!
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Harassed
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Posted:Dec 1, 2009 2:59 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2009 6:16 pm
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"6 Feet girl to her boss: "I'm being sexually harassed".
Boss: "How"?
Girl: "This guy comes in every morning and says your hair smells great".
Boss: "Whats da problem in dat"?
Girl: "He's 3 feet tall".
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THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD
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Posted:Oct 21, 2009 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2021 6:58 pm
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When I was a , adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....
Uphill... Barefoot....
BOTH ways
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to laya bunch of crap like that on my about how hard I had itand how easy they've got it!
But now that . . . I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
I hate to say it, but you today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and the tape would come undone. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! Wehad the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! ;You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to waitALL WEEKfor cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980or before!
Regards,
The Over 30 Crowd
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The Lie Detector
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Posted:Sep 24, 2009 2:42 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2010 5:02 pm
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John was addicted to buying any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. About 5:30 that afternoon their 11 year old Tommy returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha."The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I'm sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I'm ashamed of you ," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your !" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Lights,Camera,Action!!!
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Posted:Sep 14, 2009 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2010 3:48 pm
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And no, this isn't what most of you are thinking,lol I had the opportunity to work and be involved with a short film for a friends graphic novel due out next year over the weekend. If anyones farmiliar with fan made films ie Star Wars,Batman,Superman and so on. Then you have an idea of what I'm talking about. I've always wanted to be a part of something like that, especialy when I get to see the parts of the dvds where they do a making of. You get to see how much the fans really care and enjoy what they do. And having this chance was just a dream come true. I served as the fight choregrapher for the film and also got to play one of the villians, which was really cool It was a lot of work, so I can truly appreciate what the real actors/actresses go thru. But also definetly a whole lot of fun. From what I know, the trailer should be up sometime in Oct/Nov. I know it's gonna be hot!!! Anyway, just thought I'd share that tid bit about my weekend
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They're Coming
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Posted:Aug 11, 2009 4:42 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2009 1:26 pm
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Aliens are coming to abduct women with good pussy and men with big dicks! Your not in any danger...I'm just saying goodbye
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Joke of the day
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Posted:Jul 30, 2009 4:56 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2021 11:02 pm
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A boy catches mom riding dad, mom says "I'm trying to flatten daddys belly. The boy says "It's no use, the baby sitter gets on her knees and blows it back up!"
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The Return
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Posted:Jul 1, 2009 3:02 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2009 12:22 pm
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For the music lovers, two exceptional singers are back in the game, Maxwell and Al B. Sure! I've heard several tracks from Al B. Sure's Honey I'm Home, and it's old school r&b the way most of us remember it. Definetly one to have in your music collection, I'd rate it five stars! (P.S. It's out now!) As for Maxwell, he always delivers and it's good to see him back on the scene doing what he does best. His new album Black Summers'Night will drop July 7th. I've only heard on etrack fromit so far, Pretty Wings, which is pretty deep with a spiritual vibe to it. If that's any indication of what the rest of the album will be like, I recommend getting it too. Anyway, I think I'll throw on some sounds and figure out what I can get into for this long weekend.
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The Question
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Posted:Jun 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2009 12:27 pm
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Just for those that need a laugh for the day....A black says, " Mom, I got the biggest dick in 3rd grade! It's cuz I'm black huh?" She replies, "Naw, it's cuz u supposed to be in the 8th."
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Customer Complaints
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Posted:Jun 16, 2009 5:16 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2010 2:59 pm
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A guy gets on a plane with six . A lady says" Awww, are these your "? He says "No, I work for Trojan..these are customer complaints."
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Danger
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Posted:Jun 11, 2009 3:05 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2010 5:32 pm
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You know the rest...she smashed a homie,lol Damn, I don't know if anyone here even watches reality shows, and normaly I don't. But being bored on a Friday I happend to come across For The Love Ray J. Yea, Brandys brother, doing a reality show looking for a woman that'll love him for who he is and not his money. I didn't catch it from the start, but I'm guessing it was repeating previous episodes. Now the women on the show were definetly hot, no doubt there. Definetly saw a few I wouldn tmind running into myself. But there were also a few that I'd have to say were questionable. Two that stuck out were Unique and Danger (chick had a tiger tat on the side of her face). Unique seemed two faced and self serving and Danger although cute was a bit to way out there for me and besides, she did smash one of Ray J's boys in the past,lol (memories of Tom Green chanting " Danger, she smashed a homie" with Ray J's peeps still has me lol). Anyway, I don't know that I'd even go to that extreme in an effort to find love. And if I did, I'd always have to wonder are they really there for me or what I have. Hmmmm, For The Love of Blademaster,lol Now that would be something to see. No telling what kind of women I'd end up with,but could make for interesting tv,lmao Anyway, would love to hear anyone else thoughts about the show and the whole trying to find love in that fashion.
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