My Wedding Day...
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Posted:Feb 16, 2007 7:10 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2007 12:09 pm
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I would be remiss if I did not write about the most exciting day in my life. February 14, 2007. It is the day Lois and I finally tied the knot!
Yes Lois and I are now officially tied together forever. Folks…I will tell you Lois looked absolutely breathtaking/stunning/beautiful/amazing/stop traffic gorgeous!! When she came out of the dressing room to the song 'From This Moment' by Shania Twain, my first thought I could think of of her was WOW! Look how beautiful my bride is! Is that my Lois? And yes it was her. To be able to stand, and dedicate my life and love to my wonderful now wife, was very exciting, and actually made my knees shake a little bit.
I truly am the luckiest man alive! I will forever remember seeing her, and forever remember her saying “I Do” when asked if she will take me forever, as her lawfully wedded husband.
This will be my third wedding...you want to know what the difference in this wedding compared to the other 2? I am very much in love with my bride! Believe me there is a difference when you are NOT in love.
There will never be a temptation of my heart away from my wife! She makes me the man I am today. And I can finally say I am a man! A man who really knows what love is and what it is all about! There is NO ONE that can take the place of my Superwoman! If you read this my dear, I love you more then life itself! I finally know what that means…Thank-You!
Clark
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Sick of 'fucking' REDNECKS
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Posted:Feb 13, 2007 6:43 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2007 12:09 pm
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Jeff Foxworthy provides his definition for REDNECK as "The glorious absence of sophistication". Now take note, neither of us were born in the south, but in fact, we are NEW to the south, somewhat. We've lived the last 25 years in the southwest, in Arizona to be exact. There you'll find lots of Indians and lots of Cowboys, but, VERY few Rednecks. Therefore, this whole Redneck thing is new to us. We've completly been inundated by rednecks. I don't know if our profile is simply too picky, or maybe not picky enough but for some reason, we seem to be Redneck magnets. We get emails from folks whose first line is "we are hardworking, beer belly drinking, backyard bbq goin, Harley riding, Nascar fans who love sex, oh, and we only drive "American". (By the way, we drive German) flashing this toothless grin at us in their pics. We are both hard working, we have 2.5 (if you count the dog), middle age folks who enjoy the company of others in our sex life. Our lives consists of traveling to whichever has a sports activity,practice, birthday party, etc., working sometimes 14 hours a day and then spending our Saturday afternoons and Sundays completely absorbed in our family. We are lucky to get out once a week for ourselves and we understand when someone breaks a date because their got sick. What we don't understand is why, being in Texas, we are in the Minority because we are NOT Rednecks who enjoy the above said. We place value on education and we know how to use spell check-most of the time. We are not going to change the fact that we like going to broadway theatre (Phantom of the Opera, Cats, and Les Miserables are all our forte-we just don't take a KEG to the damn place). We are not going to change the fact that we LOVE VEGAS and will probably retire there. We are not going to change the fact that our idea of our first date with another couple is not to "hang out" at a bar, play some pool and have a "few" beers because it would be fun--No it WOULDN'T!! We DON'T chew tobacco, but, we DO enjoy a fine cigar or pipe smoking. We do not arrive on our first date in our finest Black Jeans and baseball hat. Clark arrives in Khakis and a polo shirt or sweater, and sometimes a tie trying to make a good impression so he can at least look 'fuckable'. We are not going to change the fact that we HATE NASCAR--the fact of watching a car drive in a circle waiting for a car crash bores us to tears. (I'm sure we'll get backlash from this one) YES!! We play golf, hell, even the play golf. We are by no means perfect, nor do we pretend to be perfect. We just want some folks out there that are NOT over 52, Rednecks, or live half a world away to meet up with and actually share some of the same ideas we do. Is that really too much to ask?? Oh hell, I forgot, we're in Texas now.....
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Clauses & Disclaimers-Interpretations-they said what?!
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Posted:Feb 6, 2007 7:02 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2007 7:15 pm
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I've thrown together a couple of Clauses and Disclaimers that we've come across, and their interpretations:
Why is there almost always a "but"....don't folks know that once the word "but" is used, it cancels out EVERYTHING else that was said before that?? There are a few of these "clause" words. But, however, and the ever powerful MIGHT word.
Example: I really am a NICE person, BUT, I'll never contact you again after we've met and said I had a good time with you. BUT cancels out everything else and the next phrase "I'll never contact you again" stands firm--thereby canceling out the words NICE PERSON.
Example: She's got a great set of tits, HOWEVER, its a waste of a face. However, followed that statement--meaning-she's ugly as hell.
Example: I MIGHT be interested in fucking you. This word MIGHT automatically gets taken ESPECIALLY by single guys and turned around into the word WILL. (NOTE TO SINGLE GUYS READING THIS--I happen to LOVE single guys with a little brains, therefore, I realize that not all of you are like this) This word shouldn't even be in the Lifestyle. I MIGHT fuck him, I MIGHT be interested in you, we MIGHT get together. The folks that are saying it, generally are trying to be NICE, HOWEVER (there's that word again) what they really mean is NO, we aren't interested BUT, we can't bear being mean to you and coming right out and saying it.
Lifestyle disclaimers in profiles
Disclaimer: We will never meet/consider you without seeing face shots first
Interpretation: We are NOT wasting a night on you if you are butt ass ugly, never mind fuck you.
Disclaimer: You must be D&D free-usually the word CLEAN is in there…somewhere.
Interpretation: We don’t want to catch whatever freaky ass disease you have.
Disclaimer: Not interested in endless emails or photo exchanges.
Interpretation: Let’s fuck already !!
These are the most common ones we’ve seen. Feel free to add yours here as well.
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Does The Male Part Of The Couple Deserve Respect From Single Men?
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Posted:Jan 26, 2007 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2007 7:47 pm
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I guess I have to look at things and realize I am just not like other men.
I mean...is it too much to ask, that IF A SINGLE MALE IS HOT FOR YOUR PARTNER/WIFE/LOVER THAT HE SHOW THE MALE PORTION OF THIS COUPLE A LITTLE RESPECT? I ask this because all the time....we get email from single men, and it is all about the single guy geting with my partner/wife/lover and what he wants to do with her. So is the guy in the couple, just supposed to sit and hold his dick while you have your way with his partner/wife/lover? I guess with all the email we get, I (Clark) and sick of being the one like I am not even part of the couple. Or I do not exists. Over looked I guess you can say.
So do we (male part of the couple)deserve the respect? Or is this something I have to expect as just the way it is? I mean it is us ultimatly saying...sure go ahead fuck my partner/wife/lover.
And if the answer is the later, should the single male get mad if he receives and email from me (said male part of the couple) regarding etiquette to WANTING TO FUCK MY PARTNER/WIFE/LOVER because we/I am sick of being like I am not even a part of this adventure?
Thoughts?
Clark
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Drink up and be Merry!
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Posted:Dec 25, 2006 8:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2007 9:52 pm
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Well, it's Christmas day!! Time to groan through the vanilla relatives and bite your toungue at all the crappola that is sure to be said. With that in mind, I've included a couple of my favorite drink recipes to get you started and help keep your sanity. Enjoy!
Cosmopolitan Martini
1給z Vodka
給z Triple sec
2 oz Cranberry juice
1 oz Lime juice or 2 fresh squeezed lime wedges
Pour into a martini Shaker over ice, Shake vigorously. Strain, Pour into a chilled martini glass, Shake to add ice chips No Ice (Up) Preferred* or over Ice (Rocks)
Garnish with lime or cranberries or both.
Lemon Drop Martini
2oz Lemon Vodka
給z Triple sec
4 - 8 squeezed lemons (Add used Lemons to tumbler)
Pour into a martini Shaker over ice, Shake vigorously Rim Martini Glass with Sugar
Strain, Pour into a chilled martini glass No Ice (Up) Preferred* or over Ice (Rocks)
Garnish with lemon twist.
Chocolate Martini
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Cr鑝e de cacao
Pour into a martini Shaker over ice, Shake vigorously. Strain, Pour into a chilled martini glass - No Ice (Up) Preferred* or over Ice (Rocks)
Garnish with cherries, cranberries or chocolate sprinkles.
Espresso Martini
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Kahlua or Coffee Liquor
1 Shot of Espresso
Pour into a martini Shaker over ice, Shake vigorously. Strain, Pour into a chilled martini glass - No Ice (Up) Preferred* or over Ice (Rocks)
Garnish with 3 Espresso beans.
Champagne Cocktail
3/4 oz Brandy
1 sugar cube
Fill remainder of glass with Champagne or Sparkling Wine
Garnish with lemon twist
Kir Royal
3/4 oz Cassis Liquor
Fill remainder of glass with Champagne or Sparkling Wine
Garnish with lemon twist
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Sold the house
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Posted:Dec 10, 2006 7:28 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2006 7:58 pm
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Well folks, it has been a VERY busy week for us. We have the moving
trucks coming next Saturday to pull the furniture out of the RRH.
Not sure where we will put it all but have a feeling storage is
where it'll end up. We are trying to figure out what to do with the
Pool Table (any takers for it--remember how generous we are so price
isn't a big issue with us-hint hint!)
The house will be a RESIDENTIAL house to the new owners who are un-aware that
the house was once the RRH. This being said, we are looking for a
NEW YEARS EVE party and we will NOT host one ourselves. Anyone else
willing to, we would be HAPPY TO ATTEND.
We want to thank EVERYONE for their support. Sometimes, no matter
how hard you want things to work out, it simply does not. Our
lesson learned?? People prefer to play in filfth because they are
too lazy to drive. Our other lesson learned, money can buy a lot,
but even when you give it away, some folks will never be happy. We
wish everyone the best of luck and also, we DO have peices of
furniture from the RRH available if anyone is interested as well.
Lois and Clark
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New Years Eve Party..what if
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Posted:Nov 30, 2006 4:37 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:49 pm
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What if someone invited you to a New Years Eve party, told you that you were going to be served Lobster, Steak and the finest wines, told you that you could eat and fuck all night long and get your fill, AND that you could even crash at their place? How about if they told you that you could do it for FREE and all you had to do was vote on the theme of the party? What if you had advertised this solid so folks ARE aware of it. Sound easy right? Well, it's not!!
You see, we have been planning our New Years Eve party ever since we opened. We hired the finest caters who are charging us 75 a plate--not per couple but per plate, an events coordinator and even purchased a 9 foot Christmas tree to make the event even more memorable. We have a guarantee rate that we have to pay and a contract that says we have to pay them at least partial if we decide to cancel their services this late. No one else has taken on this type of expense for a lifestyle party. It seems the more generous we are, the more people bitch and moan. OH, you should do it this way or that way. Why not just have a buffet potluck type of thing? Why?? Because we are these type of folks. We are giving to the core and it's in our nature. But, I guess everyone has their breaking point right??
By the way...guess how many folks have actually RSVP'd for this party? It appears that folks actually think we are the snobs of the snobs and that we are too picky. How can folks judge us so quickly to think that? Has anyone read our testimonials? We give of ourselves because we love the lifestyle, don't ask anything in return and it seems its just not enough. Perception is one thing, but how about actually meeting us?
Can someone please tell us what we are missing?
Lois
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Too beautiful to respond to your email..
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Posted:Nov 21, 2006 7:17 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2007 12:11 pm
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Well, isn't that a hoot!! We send a COMPLIMENT to someone indicating that we really like the photo and if we can inquire as to which studio she went to have them done because we might like to have some taken, and the auto-response we get back is "I'm sorry, I am too beautiful to respond to your email now"
What kind of crap is that?? The funny thing about is, and call out if you are hearing me on this one, there are actually ladies and couples soooo full of themselves on here that they don't have the courtesy of replying to an email (even if one of those-sorry not interested lines) We are more surprised every day by the amount of folks so full of themselves..too beautiful to respond that we really should find it the norm. If I'm not mistaken, the normal looking couples ARE the majority of folks in the lifestyle, NOT the Barbies and Kens. You see it all the time, we aren't necessarily looking for Ken and Barbie...blah, blah blah in their profile--yet even those folks..have they become so full of themselves that they won't respond either? Why do you suppose people feel its OKAY to be rude in the lifestyle or on this website. Is it that we are all so very accepting of this attitude that it should simply be accepted?? Where have all the NICE, POLITE people gone to??
Lois
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Deviled Eggs..so it starts
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Posted:Nov 21, 2006 6:38 am
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2006 2:14 pm
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Well, here we are hours away from heading to Kansas to visit relatives there and already the 'stuff' starts.
It all started out so harmlessly but has evolved into a pre-thanksgiving nightmare.
Deviled Eggs. Now, as easy as it seems to make deviled eggs, it somehow gets jacked up during the holidays. I never thought you could mess these up but, you can. A few years ago, my sister made deviled eggs. Volunteering this task was gracious on her behalf and we let her. That is, until we saw them. Atop the eggs where "designs" that she made out of TWIGS!! That's right, TWIGS!! Small branches of trees that spelled out each person's initials for whom was to get which eggs. Some with food coloring, some with sprinkled sugar--that's right sugar--some with them little silver balls on them, but ALL with twigs on them. Since that incident, she has been off deviled egg duty and passed on to stuffing duty. This year, after us being so completely satisfied with eating good deviled eggs, she announces that she will do them this year because she hasn't done them in a while. This of course ensues into a big family argument that results in menus being fucked up, relatives threatening not coming and parents who will not "expose their to such bad eggs".
End result...she will make the eggs and we will stuff them down her mouth to eat while we secretly sneak the good stash hidden away in the garage refrigerator.
By the way, those of you who DON'T know how to make Deviled Eggs..here's an easy recipe for you!
Items Needed: (for 12 Deviled Eggs)
6 hard boiled Eggs (large)
3 tablespoons mayonnaise or salad dressing
1 teaspoon mustard (honey mustard is great!)
1 teaspoon vinegar (or you can use 3 tablespoons of DILL relish)
salt & pepper to taste
paprika (optional)
To boil eggs, place eggs in enough cold water to cover completely, bring to a rolling boil over high heat.
Reduce heat to a lower MEDIUM BOIL and cook an additional 12 minutes.
Promptly chill eggs so yolks stay bright yellow.
Remove shells from eggs, and halve lengthwise with a knife.
Carefully remove the yolks, and place in a medium bowl.
Mash yolks with a fork, and add remaining ingredients.
Very carefully spoon mixture back into the egg white halves. Garnish with a light sprinkling of paprika (optional).
Enjoy!
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Doe A Deer...A Female Deer
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Posted:Nov 15, 2006 4:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2007 1:55 pm
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While on the way to The Rustic Red House Saturday 11/11, Lois and I were really ready for the night if you know what I mean! She was feeling me up, and kissing my ear as we drove down to RRH. Great music singing, and as horny as can be. So after we give a driver a little show, then we calm down, and we just say, Wait til we get to the cabin. As we drove further, and exited where we have to exit, I (as all good drivers do) slow down to the speed limit (55). We drive a bit on the frontage road, when Lois (who sees it first, then I do) and we turn to each other and say WE ARE GOING TO HIT IT!!!!! What could it be? A doe ran across the frontage road, and I hit the deer head on. When we hit her something happened, the hood flew up before she did, and shielded the windshield of the car, and protected us from serious injury. Lois and I were relatively calm, and I got out to see her (doe) still trying to run with no legs. It was sad. Real sad! But we were lucky! Very lucky! The car was fragile in state however it got us to the cabin. Still shook up from all the excitement, we went on to have a great night of fun music and of course outstanding sexual fun!
I already miss my car. However it will be replaced with a new one seeing how we were fully covered, and have a full coverage for a new car of the one I had.
All in all thinking, and knowing, as we have a great time at the RRH…we have great friends who got us home to Rowlett, and into our home and our second car.
What happened could have dampened the mood. It did affect us for a little bit, but all in all we had sex on the mind, and it won out. Like it always will! We were alive, and still horny!
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Are You REALLY In ...Or Are You REALLY Out?
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Posted:Nov 10, 2006 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2006 8:19 am
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It seems like to me this site is just about talking a big game, but when it comes time to bat…they don’t just strike out…they don’t even get to the plate!
Come on folks…this lifestyle is exciting! The more you are into it...the more exciting it is, and the more you can experience. I think, (and this is Clark’s personal opinion), if you are REALLY lifestyle lovers, driving a WEE BIT LONGER, would be no big deal. You would find the sitter way ahead of time so you can live your fantasies.
Too me it seems like this site is also full of some VERY selfish people. The way people make plans with others, and cancel, when it seems like they had no intention on meeting, because you can NEVER seem to get together, or never hear from them again, after the canceled date. It is sad.
There are a few on here who are sincere. Then there are the Texas Big Talkers, as I call them.
Lois says it best…Lois and I, we are not part of the lifestyle...We live IN the lifestyle. And that may be the difference between us who are serious about it, instead of the so called wanna bees.
They should rename this site Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating Wannna Bees, and Adult Friend Picture Exchange!
If you are not really serious about the lifestyle, just pass our profile, and don’t waste our time. If you live in the lifestyle…contact us. I am sure we will have something in common.
You would be amazed how much on common you can have with a total stranger, IF YOU BOTH LIVE IN THE LIFETSYLE.
Clark
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Death of a father /coming of age
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Posted:Nov 7, 2006 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2006 8:09 pm
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Just using this as my personal diary..mainly because I don't have a friggin clue as to how to use my space, but also, because I've met so many wonderful people on Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating that it's become almost like family to me. I enjoy getting to know the folks on here and even though we are deep within the lifestyle, my life is still mine and I enjoy sharing it with friends.
As most of you may know, I am a widow. Clark and I met after I was widowed and I have two young from my deceased husband. My youngest will be 4 next month and her father passed away on her birthday a couple of years back. The only memory she has of her daddy are the photos that I keep in her room of him holding her, although she is very much aware that her daddy 'got sick and died' and went to heaven (I'm not religious but how do you tell a this young where the body/spirt goes after it dies-erh go-it goes up north). Anyway, after a very difficult day at work, on top that, me still recovering from this cold type thingie (albeit I am contemplating that perhaps it was really the flu that I suffered as I am still trying to get my voice back) I tucked my little girl in and she said to me, Mommy, I want to go up there to see Heaven Daddy (that's what she calls him and she calls Clark Daddy). I told her that it wasn't her time and that there is a time for everything. She simply said, "well, I know it's not my time now so I'll just wait around here until it is and then give him a hug".(Her precocious little mouth actually uttered those words) Out of the mouths of little ones comes such wisdom. I tell this story because such a small person helps to keep things in perspective, whether it be the lifestyle and not to take things so harshly (ie-network friends, flakely folks, or just bad sex), or life in general. Thus, the passing of her father, and the coming of age of my -even though she is young she seems to think with a wisdom beyond her years. It seems we have opened the door to another era-so to speak-moving towards monthly parties instead and forging bonds of friendships we wanted in the first place. The passing of the father "the RRH weekly parties" and the coming of age of the "the monthly parties" in a move we weren't expecting at all. If a small can be paitent, we as adults can too. Wow..what a roller coaster ride life is!
Lois
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Reflections of a PREVIOUS club owner...
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Posted:Nov 3, 2006 8:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2006 5:41 pm
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Well, here I sit...the 10hrs after we posted on our site, our groups and everywhere else that we are closing the RRH down to lifestyle parties. I can't beleive it's come to this...so much excitement, so much hope, so much build up, so much work..and, it all comes down to this. I have tried to use this blog as a forum where people could see my feelings come through and perhaps find out a little about who I am all about. You see, during the day at work, I have to be this hard ass that no one can relate to on a professional level..manage 3718 employees and have no personality what-so-ever...it's always a cover up to who I am and the lifestyle I love so much. But, here I sit..just empty inside faced with the fact that although we built it..made it possibly one of the best clubs in Texas here, it's no longer. You see, we've decided to close the RRH. Halloween was the driving point-the full realization that folks just were not interested in the drive-oh, they were okay with driving to another state, but, not to the RRH.
When we first even thought of opening the RRH, along came realizations that we might fail..that folks might not come because of the distance, but, never did we realize that folks wouldn't come because they were afraid to try something new. We've realized and accepted (although it's breaking my heart) that this type of environment is just not what folks in the lifestyle want or are prepared to accept...even if we are free.
We have made some wonderful friends throughout this experience, but mainly through Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating, we have met mostly big talkers..folks who wink at us, invite us to their network and just want to collect pictures..folks who'll say, yea, I want to come, but never show..not even reserve. Perhaps the problem that we are facing is that we are true lifestylers. We love the lifestyle and all that it brings to us. We love meeting folks who love the lifestyle as much as us and who want to experience it as much as we do. We have yet to meet another couple with the same passion about the lifestyle as we share. Is there anyone out there that does?
After much thought, and reflection, I have come to conclude that what will be will be and that it doesn't really matter where you go to enjoy the lifestyle, what DOES matter, is that you enjoy the company you are with. We send positive thoughts and well wishes to those we have been fortunate enough to call friends--which is really the only true thing we were seeking all along. So in the end, although we have closed the RRH, and will selfishly enjoy it as our weekend home, for ourselves, although we desperately want to share it with others. We have gained something though. The knowledge and peace that comes with the lessons of life and the acceptance of what it teaches you along the way..
Lois
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