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A Romantic's Funhouse
 
The wind whistles through the rafters. Light peaks in through the window. An ancient building, really nothing more than a shell.

A place of memories. Desperate, cozy, impassioned. A place to spend the night...
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Posted:Feb 12, 2008 12:00 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2020 8:15 am
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A lot of people are doing this and it seems like a good idea.

Especially for the standard members.

Hahaha. Just leave a message here. All posts will remain private.
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5 AM
Posted:Mar 11, 2008 2:10 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2020 8:14 am
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I really want a long passionate relationship.

People tell me how I should invest in myself, develop my interests, yadda-yadda-yadda. All that stuff. I really hardly care. I’ve done that shit. Sure it serves as a distraction, but how much does it really do? Make me happy? I guess the way a sunny day does. Make me satisfied in life? Ha! What bs.

You know what I think would really help me in life? To feel all loved up. Even if it ended, there’s a foundation to build on. Maybe I’m wrong, but it would be nice to find out. There has not been a day in the past 12 years where I’ve wanted anything else more, and to imagine it not happening for another 12 years…
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Elevator
Posted:Mar 9, 2008 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2010 10:36 pm
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You’ll never guess what happened to me. The other day I had to go downtown, to the courthouse, and I saw this gorgeous blonde. She was kind of petite and had this unbelievable outfit on. Man, you should’ve seen it. This cute skirt that was just the right length, and showed off her nice plump butt, and these high, high heels, and this suit jacket that let you see just a shadow of cleavage. I felt like a hunter, or a wild animal, stalking its prey, watching her little butt wiggle as she walked. You know how easily I get side-tracked…I ended up following her right into the glass elevator they have down there.

We were toward the back as more and more people packed in. I don’t know if she had noticed me, but I was cramped in right next to her, so close I could smell her…a very light, sweet musk. Once the elevator got going, and we slowly started to ascend, she leaned her head back against the glass wall. I couldn’t believe it! I mean I had a perfect bird’s eye view right down her front. I could see she was only wearing a bra -- so sexy -- but I didn’t want to have my eyes linger, because I wasn’t sure if she might be watching me from under her supposedly closed eyelids.

DING!

The standard metal elevator doors slide open, opening out onto the second floor. No one was leaving, until a guy next to me pushed me right into her as he made his way out. Jeez, he could’ve said excuse me. But the thing is, I had ended up banging into the sexy blonde’s boob…and I definitely felt it jiggle. I looked at her startled and quickly apologized to her, thinking she would be offended. She just smiled back with this sexy look in her eyes. Getting a little embarrassed (and a hard on), I quickly turned back to the doors as they shut and we continued up. That was when I felt a hand cup my ass and squeeze! It made me jump a little, which caught a few people’s attention, and I turned and looked at the blonde, wondering if what just happened actually happened. I found her looking right back at me with this strange look. It was sexy, but not so seductive, as much as it was like she was trying to challenge me with it. I didn’t know what to say, I just kind of smirked at her.

DING!

I used the ding as an excuse to turn away from her again. Several people got off here, on the third floor, and we were moving again. This time I felt her soft hand take mine and discreetly move it back. My eyes must have been going wild, because my heart was beating a thousand times a second, as she brought it in between her legs. It was then that I felt her hot breath on the nape of my neck. She quietly whispered in my ear, asking me, “Wanna fuck?” I was frozen. The only response I could muster, as I looked to see if the remaining people were paying attention, was to gently rub the inside of her thigh. With that she stepped away, and we waited for the elevator to reach the top floor.

DING!

I followed the other people out of the elevator. Scoping for some maintenance closet we might be able to slip into, I heard her clear her throat behind me. I looked back and saw her still standing in the elevator. “I meant in here,” she explained. Oh, silly me. So I slipped back in as the doors shut behind me. No sooner than they closed, she jumped at me. Wrapping her arms around my neck, she plunged her tongue into my lips and just as I started kissing her back, she shoved me back against the doors. Hitting my head, and with my emotions running high, I hardly noticed her move down. Within moments she had my cock out and was gulping it down like a pro. Her tongue slathering down to the base, I felt my juices immediately start building up. I was about to cum in her mouth after about five seconds, until she mercifully released me. Standing up, glaring at me, “Shove it in,” she ordered me. With that I pushed her against the glass wall, kissing her deeply, as my hands were busy unbuttoning her top. I released her kiss as I pulled down her bra, letting her beautiful breasts spill out. My mouth quickly moved down, licking and sucking her nipples, as she leaned her head back against the wall again and let out a deep sigh. Meanwhile, my hand went down to her skirt and found that she was fortunately wearing only a thong. I pulled the thong to the side and pushed my cock into her. She gasped and clung onto me, looking deep in my eyes, as I pushed in until I found myself bottoming out. I looked at her surprised and little bit worried I might have hurt her. “Fuck me hard and deep,” she told me in a husky voice. I would happily oblige. I lifted her up onto the railing, squeezing her ass cheeks and teasing her butt hole with my finger. She wrapped her heels around me as I started to pump into her, making sure to drive all the way in, bopping her cervix on every thrust. Her moans grew so loud I was sure someone would hear us, or maybe see her butt plastered against the glass, but I just couldn’t stop. If they were going to arrest me for this, so be it. Her moans started growing deeper and she dug her finger nails into me. She kissed me passionately and then threw back her head, the sweet thing going into total spasm. I could feel the muscles inside contracting, clenching my penis, milking it for all it was worth. It was driving me wild, as I continued to pump into her. I could feel myself ready to blow again. I was almost there. Until I caught her eyes. Challenging. “Fuck me from behind?” she asked sweetly. How could I say no? I slid out of her and helped her off the railing, her legs obviously wobbly. She turned around and bent over; pulling her skirt up and resting her arms on the railing as she waited. Oh what a treat, this marvelous ass in front of me, and I could see a trickle of cum, oozing down her leg. It must have been hers. My erection was absolutely rock hard now, about 110% full and ready to burst. Taking aim, I shoved it in as far as it would go on the first thrust. She moaned in ecstasy as I started slowly at first, sliding in and out, building up speed, until we were running like a well oiled machine in a fast and furious fuck.

I was feeling it again, the coming orgasm, when all of a sudden the elevator started moving downward. “Just a little longer!” she screamed. I didn’t need her permission, I was on the cusp and ain’t nothing was going to stop me now. Watching her boobs bounce back and forth, I somehow was able to shift it into an even higher gear, one that I never knew I had.

DING!

With her screaming louder and faster, we moved past the third floor, her watching the lobby below, as it got closer and closer. I quickly leaned back and pressed the button for the second floor just in time.

DING!

Reaching up, I covered her mouth trying to muffle her noises. The doors slid open, and with our backs turned, I could only hope no one happened to be walking by as I continued to fuck her. She then got the idea in her head to open her mouth and bite onto my hand to keep herself quiet. It hurt like hell, and it was all I could do to stay silent. I figured two could play that game, and I started ramming into her. The harder I beat it into her, the harder it was for her to stay quiet, and the harder she bit down onto my hand. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the doors shut and she spit out my hand. Her voice and her body quivering, she went into convulsions and jerked another orgasm out, this time even harder than the first time. With that I just couldn’t take anymore, and with a sudden jerk, exploded inside her. Holding her close then as I pumped my semen in, the elevator arriving on the ground floor.

DING!

I don’t know how, but between the ding and the doors opening, we somehow managed to get out and off of each other, and I was able to get myself zipped up as she buttoned up her suit jacket. There was a friendly enough looking guy waiting there, but I zoomed out past him, knowing that the air must have been heavy with sex. Giving a backward glance I was shocked to see the blonde still in the elevator. The guy was sniffing the air, while she stood to the side glaring at him, with that look, challenging him, as the elevator doors slid shut.
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Interesting accent...
Posted:Mar 2, 2008 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2008 4:50 pm
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So it seems I've picked up another scammer. I'm not sure I feel too much like leading them on right now though...

What do you think?
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Notice --------------->
Posted:Feb 29, 2008 1:55 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2008 3:43 pm
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The calender doesn't have the 29th listed. I wonder what will happen when I post this?

Hopefully this doesn't unleash the hidden, disastrous strand of the Y2K bug...
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The Great Apes
Posted:Feb 25, 2008 12:54 pm
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2008 1:46 pm
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Gorilla
Silverbacks are mature males, the strong, dominant troop leaders. Each typically leads a troop of 5 to 30 gorillas and is the center of the troop's attention, making all the decisions, mediating conflicts, determining the movements of the group, leading the others to feeding sites and taking responsibility for the safety and well-being of the troop.

Males will slowly begin to leave their original troop (or are run off) when they are about 11 years old, traveling alone or with a group of other males for 2‒5 years before being able to attract females to form a new group and start breeding.

Sometimes a younger male in the group can take over leadership from an old male. There is a strong risk that the new male may kill the infants of the dead silverback.

Common Chimp
At the core of social structures are males, who roam around, protect group members, and search for food. Among males, there is generally a dominance hierarchy. However, individual chimpanzees often forage for food alone, or in smaller groups (as opposed to the much larger parent group, which encompasses all the chimpanzees who regularly come into contact and congregate into parties in a particular area). These smaller groups also emerge in a variety of types, for a variety of purposes. For example, an all-male troop may be organized in order to hunt for meat, while a group consisting of one mature male and one mature female may occur for the purposes of copulation.

This is mainly due to chimpanzees having a high level of individual autonomy within their fission-fusion social groups.

Overlapping of so-called 'parent groups' territorially is frequent, resulting in more interaction and mingling of community members, further altering the make-up of the parent group. This results in instances where, say, a female chimpanzee may generally belong to one parent group, but encounters a male who belongs to a neighboring community. If they copulate, the female may stay with the male for several days and come into contact with his parent group, temporarily 'fusing' into the male's community. In some cases, chimps may leave one parent group in favor of associating themselves with another, usually for reproductively motivated reasons.

Recent observations in the wild indicate that the males among the communities are extraordinarily hostile to males from outside of the community. Parties of males 'patrol' for the unfortunate neighboring males who might be traveling alone, and attack those single males, often killing them.

There have been many attacks in Uganda by chimpanzees against human ; the results are sometimes fatal for the . Some of these attacks are presumed to be due to chimpanzees being intoxicated (from alcohol obtained from rural brewing operations).

Bonobo
Strong female bonding allows groups of female Bonobos to dominate the community. Aggressive encounters between males and females are rare, and males are tolerant of infants and juveniles. The male's status reflects the status of his mother, and the -mother bond often stays strong and continues throughout life. Severing the lifelong alliance between mothers and their male offspring may make them vulnerable to female aggression.

While social hierarchies do exist, rank does not play as prominent a role as it does in other primate societies. Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favors traded by the females in exchange for food.

They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by gender or age, with the possible exception of sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding. De Waal has warned of the danger of romanticizing Bonobos: "All animals are competitive by nature and cooperative only under specific circumstances" as well as writing that "When first writing about their behavior, I spoke of 'sex for peace' precisely because bonobos had plenty of conflicts.”

Orangutan
They are more solitary than the other apes, with males and females generally coming together only to mate.

Adult male orangutans exhibit two modes of physical development, flanged and unflanged. Flanged males establish and protect territories that do not overlap with other flanged males' territories. Adult females, juveniles, and unflanged males do not have established territories. A flanged male's mating strategy involves establishing and protecting a territory, advertising his presence, and waiting for receptive females to find him. Unflanged males are also able to reproduce; they will try to mate with any female, and may succeed in forcibly copulating with her if she is also immature and not strong enough to fend him off. Mature females easily fend off their immature suitors, preferring to mate with a mature male. Males appear to remain in the unflanged state until they are able to establish and defend a territory, at which point they can make the transition from unflanged to flanged within a few months. The two reproductive strategies, referred to as "call-and-wait" for flanged male and "sneak-and-" for the unflanged male, were found to be approximately equally effective in one study group in Sumatra.

According to recent research, orangutans are the world's most intelligent animal other than humans, with higher learning and problem solving ability than chimpanzees, which were previously considered to have greater abilities.

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Standards, dating, and appreciation
Posted:Feb 20, 2008 8:38 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2008 7:04 pm
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There have been a lot of really good posts around lately about us guys basically analyzing women’s behavior. Whether you agree with the conclusions or not, it is some excellent reading regarding the male psyche. There is often a lot of frustration over the standards us guys feel we have to live up to.

I have another post to link to, [post 1282710]

I guess a lot of this talk about girls has got me thinking about what brought me here, and why I’m still here. Yes, what brought me to this, and any other dating site, is to find someone. For various reasons, out in the real world, I rarely encounter situations where I’m comfortable pursuing a girl.

The internet, being what it is, provides this great opportunity to approach people in a much more comfortable, controlled kind of way, right from the safety of your own place. Then you have these dating sites, which provide a gathering place for other people in the same situation as you.

Fill out some forms, search out your match, and presto! You’ve successfully circumvented the awkward initial pick-up line. No false pretenses. You actually get to be open about what you’re looking and hoping for.

Of course this does not come to be. Instead there is a vast nothingness. Why?

Why is a legitimate question, but a hard one to figure out. Regardless of the answer though, there is one very obvious conclusion; I will be no more successful with dating sites than I would be going out somewhere. Whether that has more to do with who I am, or the male-to-female ratio, or whatever else, doesn’t really matter.

The reason why I’m still here, and the reason why I participate with this site, is because of the blogs. Though the internet is clearly an inefficient way of bringing most people together romantically, it’s an excellent way of bringing people together with similar interests. This is what I’ve found here (I guess the similar interest being constant horniness?).

In real life, my romantic success has come from similar situations. Just people with common interests hanging around each other, then something happens. Also known as ‘friends first syndrome.’

I think this is the secret to success online. If you want to meet someone, but are not the kind of person who would attract people out in real life, you won’t on some dating site either. Unless you want to undergo some personal transformation (which you may not think is for the better), your success does not lie in the dating sites, but in the blogs and the chat rooms across the internet. Where people get together for other reasons, like sex addiction.

You never know who it will happen with, or when, or even if, but it’s really the only viable possibility? It certainly feels a lot better than the repeated banging your head against a brick wall that is modern courtship. And if nothing romantic develops, you still end up with human connection, and affection. There actually is a lot of love here, even if it’s not the kind we were hoping to find.

That may not be something you’d settle for, but at least it’s something to help us cope along the way.
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A Correspondence
Posted:Feb 20, 2008 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2020 8:40 am
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Okay, I have a confession to make. Before coming back to Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating I decided to give one of those other “dating” sites a try. I made up a profile, sent out a couple e-mails (on this site it was free) and soon started out a correspondence with a lovely all-American girl from New Hampshire.

I figured you guys might enjoy it, although there’s a lot to it. I posted the back and forth as comments within.

Oh, and for the guys, look for a follow-up post on how to make a successful profile.
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Hickeys
Posted:Feb 19, 2008 10:49 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2008 11:39 pm
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hick·ey [híkee] (plural hick·eys or hick·ies) n
~ a mark on the skin caused especially by kissing, biting, or sucking and associated with physical intimacy


“Yes, giving a hickey hurts the person you're doing it to. You're breaking their blood vessels! But to some, a hickey is a mark of love or possession, a red tattoo that fades naturally after a few days.

Hickeys aren't a male or female thing. They're an "I was here!" thing, so either the girl or the guy can give it to each other. It's sort of a primitive way of saying "This boy is mine!" or "This girl belongs to me!"“


Mmm, I love hickeys.

Finding the mark I've left on my lover's hip, a reminder of what she's given... and what I've taken.

Or when conversing with others, the ladies eyeing my neck, knowing I've been claimed.

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Good Morning
Posted:Feb 19, 2008 3:25 am
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2008 8:11 pm
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Sitting
Staring
Typing
Dreaming
You walk over in your jammys

Wrapping your arms around my neck
you kiss me and whisper
“Good morning”

Gliding your hand down
inside my bathrobe
across my chest
my stomach
you take my growing cock in your hand
My hands quiver by the keyboard
as you stroke me to full strength

Pushing my chair back
I look up into your eyes
and beckon you to come to me

You move to straddle me
your hands on my shoulders
gazing deeply into my eyes
as you slowly lower yourself

My head rolling back
I moan as you slide down
enveloping me
And when you reach bottom
you take my face in your hands
slide your tongue in my mouth

So intertwined
until you release my lips

Leaning back
you start grinding
and lifting
moving up and down

Watching your hips
our bodies merging
I feel it coming
and close my eyes to focus
to hold off

But you lift my chin
so that I look in your eyes
They hold me captive
requiring my submission
Your hips take care of the rest

A soft scream escapes
from such pleasure it hurts
I explode inside you

Finally your eyes release me
I collapse in your bosom
panting
incoherent
trying to recover from the brink

Good morning indeed
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Sunday Worship
Posted:Feb 17, 2008 2:03 am
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2009 2:14 pm
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I press you against the wall
holding your hands above you
lifting you onto your toes
kissing you
my hard cock rubbing along your hip

I pull my lips away
We gasp
“God”
I grab my cock and kiss you
“I so want to feel you”
You tilt your head
as I move to your neck
“mmmm”

I whisper in your ear

“your mouth
swallowing”

A shiver runs down your spine
you feel my tongue
gently
tracing your neck

“but this time
you have to do something first”

Your chest heaving
panting
Still you manage to nod

I smile

And kiss you again
Pinning you against the wall
I slowly pull your top over your head

Holding it there
I move to your chest
ravenous
tasting your flesh
I yank your bra down
breasts jiggling free
I hesitate
and ever so faintly
lick at your nipple

You tremble

My hands move down
around
to unclip your bra
I carefully pull it from your arms
along with your top

Still holding your hands
I look at your breasts
Bared before me
Soaking them in
The lust burning inside
My eyes meet yours

“This is what you have to do”

I lift our hands up high
Touching the low ceiling above us
My lips touch yours as I speak

“see?”

You look up

“At all times
at least one finger
from both hands
must be remain
touching the ceiling
for the next five minutes”


I wait for your eyes to come back down to mine

“Okay?”

You slowly nod

“Good”

I bend down to the floor
grab your top
smirking
as I slowly
pull it
over
your face
Trapping you in darkness

You squirm a little
feeling my hands
glide down your sides
and the loosening of your pants
as you hear them slowly unzipped

You feel the draft
of skin exposed
as I pull them down
your underwear follows
You clench your thighs
as if to hide

But your hands
stay obedient
Your fingers still on the ceiling

My hands move to your feet
lifting each one
keeping you steady
You hear the sound
of clothes flung aside
and then of my footsteps

You open your mouth
but no words come out

Instead
you wait
writhing
feeling the nakedness
exposed
for me

“Love”

My voice calls to you from a distance

“close your eyes”

-----------------ARE THEY CLOSED?-----------------


You hear me breathe
even from across the room
heavy
and then a sigh

“What a goddess you are
your body
divine”


I laugh heartily
coming towards you
My hands on your hips
You feel me smiling at you
and then
the return
serious
strong

“and I am your priest”

My hands move down your
thighs
spreading them apart
Lifting a leg
to rest on my shoulder
you feel my breath
on your flesh
A soft
kiss

“Let me worship”

You gasp
at my tongue
My lips
opening you
to go deeper

You throw your head back
Fingertips
bound

Building inside you
it comes
a moan
slow
and deep
and powerful

My tongue circles you
and slides in further
to consume you
sing to you
venerate you
my Goddess

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Finale?
Posted:Sep 5, 2006 9:41 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2020 10:56 am
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Hey guys, I'm back for a moment. I hope noone's been missing me.

I’ve had a great summer. I’ve been doing well, and am really happy with where I am in life right now. My future is pretty open, and though I’m pretty busy right now, I feel free to reach for those sometimes elusive dreams. (Amazing what an extended period of no TV and no internet will do for you.)

Though I feel ready to move on at the moment, I've still been thinking about all you cool people that I've gotten to know on here. I want to thank all of you for being the great buddies you are, I’ve gained a lot from my experiences with all of you.

Hmm... I hope this hasn’t been sounding too formal and/or impersonal...

Thank you, you guys are awesome!

And I might be back some day in the future...
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