You call yourself a man??
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Posted:Nov 20, 2006 7:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 12:35 pm
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I have been swamped this weekend with work....On of my female officers got hit in the head by a bad guy. (she is fine, one tough cookie actually) he got charged with a felony battery, which is no small task here. Glad that he did though, what a piece of shit!!!
This incident led me to wonder, if this guy call calls himself a man?? I know lots of guys who treat ladies less than they should. The prick list is even large on this site, I'm sure.
I have even run across guys, at work of course, that beat up their S/O. No excusing that, but at least that is someone that they know. This guy hit a stranger, albeit an officer. I just happen to think he is a total coward. That's just my opinion though. I hope he gets the maximum penalty for this one!!
Da Big Fella
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Reality T.V. Junkie!!
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Posted:Nov 16, 2006 2:37 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 12:35 pm
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I am definitely a reality T.V. junkie. My entire (rather large family) all are addicted to it. Since the debut of the Real World on MTV, to even sometimes watching House of Carters, or Breaking Bonaduce. Sad but true.
We even had a Survivor pool, in which we paid $$ at the start of the season, and the winner is the one who guesses the most times correctly the person voted out. Oh yeah we are all big gamblers too.....lol
Can't wait to see the new episode tonight, and hope that Yul, Becky, Sundra and this season's favorite for me Ozzie continue on their roll.
Da Big Fella
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The Amazing Race....Hmmm I wonder??
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Posted:Oct 22, 2006 11:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 12:34 pm
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I watched the Amazing Race tonight. I have not really been an avid watcher before this season. I have seen a few episodes here and there, but this season I made it a point to record and watch it. (My family is hooked and has been for some time)
I watched these 2 beauty queens, who were a bit lost (directions wise) ask a stranger/man, to hop in their car and direct them to where they wanted to go. It made me wonder, and being the pervert site that this is, maybe you might have wondered this too. Has anyone in the history of that show, offered sexual gratification for help in the race, or better yet been propositioned for it to receive help in the race.
Wouldn't that be something....."Hey can you show us where the Kuwait Towers are?" the young ladies asked, "Sure thing." replied the man...."How about a little road head on the way?"
Now that would be T.V. worth watching!!!
I doubt that anyone would know the answer, unless of course they were on the show or got pleasured by a member of the race, but it is quite a little pondering that I had this evening, and thought I would share.
Da Big Fella
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Old Love!
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Posted:Oct 18, 2006 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 12:34 pm
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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
I love this one!!!
Da Big Fella
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Eyes are supposed to be the window to the soul??
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Posted:Oct 13, 2006 10:32 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 12:34 pm
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It has been said that the eyes, are the window to the soul. I think I truly believe that to be true. So I was wondering what some see through my windows??....lol
I figured out how to crop a photo tonight, and thought it would be nice to post a pic of my eyes (as I have seen done on here so many times) as my main photo.
Have a great day!!!
Da Big Fella
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G spot found....Now what?.....Ladies please help!
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Posted:Sep 25, 2006 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 12:34 pm
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I have for the last year or so....yeah I know it took me long enough, been very adept at finding a woman's G spot.
I have noticed the difference that it makes in each woman separately, and have inquired each of them as to what feels best to them while my finger/s are rubbing their "G". I have not yet received a clear cut answer. Most of them have said "It all feels good."
The hard fast rubbing, the slow gentle rubbing, it doesn't make a difference to them so far, but I am curious from you ladies. What is the most preferable technique for rubbing the G spot. Is there something more I can do, to make the woman I am with go crazy. Thanks for any input Ladies. It is absolutely appreciated. If any guys want to put in their 2 cents feel free.
Da Big Fella
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9/11 Never Forget!!!
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Posted:Sep 11, 2006 3:11 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 12:33 pm
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With this being the 5th Anniversary of the attacks of 9/11, I want to remember all of the victims families of this horrific event. I personally was at Ground Zero during the recovery/clean up effort, and my eyes have seen more than they ever care to. It was the saddest experience, my heart really goes out to all the families. Lets not forget the attack on the pentagon today as well. It makes me sick to think of those crazy assholes flying planes into anything, and I pray that it never occurs again!!! Never Forget!! God Bless America!!
Da Big Fella
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Good humor.....hope it makes you laugh!!
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Posted:Aug 14, 2006 3:07 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2008 12:33 pm
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Okay I haven't been on here for more than an odd post or 2 for a while....life comes at ya pretty quick, and I haven't been very witty lately to have many topics to write about...not that I am all the time...lol
This is a funny joke I had to share.....bear with me, the ending is worth it.
A piano bar is looking for a new piano player. A guy walks in holding the sign inquiring about the job, and the manager has him play a tune for him. He sits down and plays, what to the manager is, the best damned song he's ever heard. He stops him and says, wow...that is wonderful!! I have never heard that song before. The guy says...that's right you never heard it before....It's an original that I wrote. What's it called asks the manager? It's called "Fucking my in the ass while my cat licks my balls."
A very odd title for a song the manger thinks to himself, but he needs to hear another song. The piano player rips into another song, and it's better than the first. Is that one you wrote as well asks the manager? Yes! Replies the Piano player. The manager asks what the name of this song is, and he replies. That one is "Fucking my grandma in the ass while punching her in the back of the head."
The manager is shocked at these titles, but knows he must hire this fabulous piano player for his bar. He asks him....can you play your music without saying any of the titles of the songs, if so you're hired right now on the spot. The guy says sure, they're only titles I can do that.
So that night the piano player is playing, and the place is packed....people are going crazy...throwing money at him hand over fist. He is very happy, and plays for hours. He excuses himself and takes a short break, to use the rest room. As he is exiting the restroom, a guy is walking in, looks down and says to the piano player....Do you know your fly is down and you dick is hanging out??
The Piano player looks the guy directly in the eyes, and says.....Know it!!! I wrote it!!!
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WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?
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Posted:Mar 11, 2006 5:33 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2006 12:06 pm
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Thought this one was funny enough to post.
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a
little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a
Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
No, I don't,"said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's
the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
Da Big Fella
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Been a while!!
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Posted:Mar 11, 2006 4:29 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2006 4:01 pm
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I haven't blogged in a while.....it's funny how life can get you all wrapped up. I have commented on a few of the blogs I keep up with on here. I so enjoy alot of the posts I read. All those who I read have some uniqueness about them. Some have the sexiest stories to read, and others make me laugh until it hurts, and there are those who intrigue me to no end. I was trying to think of something great to write for this blog, since I haven't written in some time, but I became reflective and wrote this.....Have a great day All!!!
Da Big Fella
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Random Encounter
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Posted:Jan 30, 2006 11:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2007 3:15 am
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I was parked outside of a late joint, we were there to make sure everyone left without another fight outside of the bar. She walked out and when she looked my way, gave me a little glance. I had to notice the legs!! She had long, sexy, smooth legs and she was showing them off even though it was winter here in Chi-town and freezing cold. She walked right up and asked if I could find it in my heart to drive her home in my police car. I being a chivalrous type agreed to help her out. As we drove she asked all the pertinent questions, which I answered honestly. Yes I am married and no she doesn't want sex any more.....blah blah blah. She had a glint in her eye, and commented that it was such a shame, such a waste she said. I agreed and noticed her sexy eyes staring with "that" look back at me. I was ready to crash my squad. We pulled over into a desolate parking area off the road a bit, and continued our chat. Talk moved to a better conversation, like her boyfriends lack of pleasing her and what she craved. I leaned in and went for a kiss, getting only her cheek. I was a little surprised. She looked at me in a ponder, as if to say what? I got that same look from her, and leaned in and she kissed me gently, and then turned her neck to me. I kissed her neck and ear, and now I could hear her soft moans. I moved my hands over her sexy tight body, and the moans became a bit louder, and longer. I moved to her mouth, and she kissed me a bit more, then turned away again. I continued to kiss her neck, she was loving it. I moved my hand down towards her sexy legs and started rubbing them. They felt so good in my hands. I reached between to check the stir I was causing with my hott mouth, and was pleased to feel such heat coming from her already dripping wet pussy. I moved her panties to one side and slid my finger up and down her soft lips, feeling the wetness and slipping my finger inside, but just a bit. I worked my finger slowly inside her tight juicy pussy, and worked my wet finger up to her swelling clit. She gasped, and I moved over and kissed her hard on the mouth. Her hand grabbing my hair and pulling my mouth towards her as her tongue thrust into my hungry mouth. I worked my finger in small circles over her swollen throbbing clit, she was moaning and breathing heavy. I slid a finger deep inside and felt the tightness of a juicy ready to be licked pussy. I moved my finger up and found her G-spot, and started to make that come hither motion. It made her sooo wet, and she started to ride my finger while it worked it's magic on her spot. Her tongue now deep in my mouth kissing me frantically. I looked deep into her beautiful eyes, and kissed her plunging my tongue into her mouth. I moved over and whispered in her ear, " I want to taste your sweet pussy". She moved her sexy leg up over my head and pushed my head downward towards her sweetness with her thigh. I leaned down and got my first taste, it was wonderful, her pussy tasted amazing, and made me want to lick her for hours. I moved my tongue over her lips with my finger still inside moving ever so slightly and my tongue moving to her swollen throbbing clit. I swirled my tongue around it, and I could feel her hips start to grind up to my face. I could feel her hands on the back of my head while I licked and sucked her clit and she screamed out as she came over and over again...my tongue and finger working like mad to pleasure this sexy lady. Then all of a sudden I woke up sweating, it was only a dream??? I wish for this dream to come true, and that she is ready for my already rock hard cock.
My first attempt at erotica....hope someone enjoys it!!
Da Big Fella
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Calender Burning Party!!!
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Posted:Jan 7, 2006 10:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2011 8:26 am
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I have a party to go to today!! I was surprised when I got the invite. It is a calender burning party for those who have hated the past year. I have mentioned the losses in my life for 2005, the list being too many to mention. A dear friend of mine also lost his brother this past year, and his wife decided to throw this party, to burn 2005 in effigy. I think it may give us all a little closure, at least we all hope so! Thanks for your time.
Da Big Fella
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I thought this was going to be a New Year
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Posted:Jan 4, 2006 3:43 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2011 3:18 pm
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I was so very optimistic about the year 2006. I was hopeful that things would turn around after a year of so many deaths around me in my life. I lost my brother at the ripe old age of 21 to cancer, which attacked him before he was even an adult. I lost many others very close to me this past year and couldn't wait to get 2005 out of here!!! Here it is only the 4th day of 2006 and I lost another brother.He was a brother in arms, a fellow Police Officer who died this morning in a traffic crash. My thoughts and prayers go out to his wife, two , and the rest of his family. Jimmy you'll be missed my friend!!!
If you read this sorry if I brought you down, thanks for stopping by and have a glorious day!!
Live each day like it's your last one I often hear told....well if that isn't 100% truth!!!
Da Big Fella
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