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Friday Fiasco!
Posted:Dec 7, 2007 3:51 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2007 3:47 am
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I haven't been here for a day or was it two I dunno, but any who, I'm here now!

I have to go into the city today and OMG, Friday in the city is like the first of the month @ All-Mart, to many damn folks just there to spend their money.

Remember the other day when I had the lunch wif coon asses, well one of those coon asses called me and wants lunch today. I know I said I would call him it was to my advantage, but he beat me to the punch, what am I suppose to do.....hey don't call me I'll call you...noooooo! So i'm gonna suck it up and take him up on that offer!

I have another delima i'm struggling with: I rent this nice lil house in a country type setting and low & behold it has been sold.....so I have to start packing and looking for a new place, which is NOT to my benefit! Rent here is RIDICULOUS, especially for a single person with ONE income that uncle Sam get half of every week....blah blah...you get the picture! So MERRY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS to me AGAIN!

Have A Nice Day
VV
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Tuesday Trivia
Posted:Dec 5, 2007 3:43 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2007 5:51 am
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Alright folks get yer Darn Thinking Caps on cause I'm gonna either make an ass of myself or Edumacate some of ya

1. On the Beverly Hillbillies, what did the Clampett's call the swimin pool? (now come on I know ya'll watched Ellie Mae)

2. Accordin to the song, what bridge did Billy Joe McAllister jump off of? (or did he? )

3. Who defined Genius as, "1% inspiration and 99% perspiration"? (and why couldn't I meet him)

4. What are chitlins? (a true southern dish, not that I actually eat them, but a true southern dish)

5. What's the firin order of a small block Chevy? (I know ya'll know what this is)

6. What late southern humorist said, "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house? (Why can't I meet him!!! )

Now I know this is Wednesday Morning, I know for a fact these are not your usual trivia questions, and I also know that there are real live answers to the above qustions....so no cheating and give me your best answer!
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Monday Madness
Posted:Dec 3, 2007 2:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2007 2:44 pm
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Well it's Monday afternoon and I have made it through the work day...Thank Goodness! I had to travel into the big city today and do some errr investigating, that stuff is getting easier and easier to me

Well I'm getting ready to go home and cook me some General Tso Chicken, I love that shit ya get from Sam's!

Today was not to bad as far as traffic so I didn't have time to think about anything good, but I did have luch with a bunch of coonies from Orleans and that was a hoot! There was one in that lil crowd that I plan on asking out, yes I said I am gonna ask him, that seems to work more to my advantage...LOL

Well you folks have a great day and ya never know what tomorrow holds in store for ya!
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Couldn't Wait....
Posted:Dec 2, 2007 1:58 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2007 3:23 am
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I know I said I would wait till the start of the week to tell ya what the heck i'm doing or thinking for that matter, But I couldn't!!!

I thought I had a lunch date today, but turns out I got stood up. It's okay i'm a big girl and can handle that. Just a lil update...i've been sorta seeing this guy who has been a "great" friend to me, BUT one big problem, he likes his umm errr...green stuff (oh come on you know what i'm talking about) just a lil bit more than he likes me.

I have been, since 12 o'clock, drinking myself into oblivion and watching Hope Floats, which is NOT good! Why can't that happen to me Why?

This guy says all the time that he "really" likes me, but he damn sure has a funny way of showing it. I just can't go down that road, i've been there done that and I have way to much to loose!!!

I know I say i'm tuff all the time, but ya know what...i'm a sucker for those big brown eyes and when he came in this evening to tell me that he couldn't make it to lunch because he was working, I fell for it, Like a big ass Dummy!!

I know damn good and well he wasn't working cause I seen him with his "green stuff" buddies!

Well this is how my life is....are ya'll sure you wanna stick around to see the rest of it
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Watchers.......
Posted:Dec 2, 2007 7:28 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2007 3:37 am
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Well it has come to my attention that i'm "losing" some watchers...Was it something I said or did

Maybe it was because I haven't been here all the time or post has much as I used to. I dunno, but it kinda upsets me. Not in a way that i'm gonna go track these folks down and bet them up or anything, or maybe they would like that

What do ya'll want from me? I can give ya anything you want, well with a few exceptions

Sometimes I post stupid shit, I know this! Sometimes I post something of importance, I don't realize this! Then there are times I post just to be posting!

I think i'm gonna start doing a daily log, like telling ya'll what I do and better yet what i'm thinking...Now brace yourself, this could be a real scary ride, my thoughts are one to be reckoned with!

Enjoy the rest of your day because starting tomorrow I'm gonna give you folks an earful
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Offensive or Just Plain Stupid ?
Posted:Nov 29, 2007 4:19 am
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2007 6:07 am
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Okay People I haven't been in here for a few days, not because I didn't want to be, But I have been dealing with some rather interesting stuff at the ole Office......

Now let's start from the beginning, about 2 weeks ago, even before Turkey day, everybody started putting up their "holiday" paraphernalia around the office. I have NO problem with this, BUT I do have a problem with "our" supervisors coming in and expressing to us that we should NOT say Merry Christmas, NOT say Happy Holidays, NOT say any other offensive words and/or phrases concerning "Christmas"! WTF?

So of course, I, Me, & the Crazy ass Redneck inside asked: Well just exactly what are we supposed to say

Oh this is the response...Lets just say have a nice month! Now looky here, it's one thing to NOT call them Christmas trees and call them "holiday trees" but now you can't even say "holiday"!

When did it become so dayum offensive for you to say "MERRY CHRISTMAS"..."HAPPY HOLIDAYS"..or any other relation to that "DAY"

This is almost as bad as the so called "preacher" getting on tv and telling everyone it's a sin to "SHOP", Yeah I seen that Shit!

Well me being who I am and where I came from will say whatever I dayum well please......

MERRY CHRISTMAS
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
FELIZ NAVEDOD (HOWEVER YA SPELL IT)
HAPPY HANAKAH (HOWEVER YA SPELL THAT TO )

Now the "other" issue we have been having around the place of business...The Rebel Flag OMG...now this issue is "WAY" out there! It has came to a supervisors attention that someone in "our" office has a rebel flag sticker on their window (of the car)! Well guess who that was (raises hand) I was politely asked to remove it and I politely responded with NO! Not because I wanted to continue offending anyone, but because I make the payments on that bitch and NO one is gonna tell me what I need to put on or take off of it!!!!!! I don't ask some of the others to remove their tint, or rims, or rear view dice, or the my is smart sticker!!! Heck I don't even like some of their makes of vehicles, but you know what it's a "free" world (at least that's what we are taught in school) so do what ever the hell you want to do!

Ok I'm through ranting and raving about this stupid shit that goes on everyday in a society that is acting like everybody owes it something!!
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A Woman Should.......
Posted:Nov 26, 2007 2:40 pm
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2007 3:25 am
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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

a youth she's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .

one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .

a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend, without
ruining the friendship...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..

that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..

whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
or a charming inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...

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City Girl VS Country Gal
Posted:Nov 20, 2007 10:13 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2007 7:57 am
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A city bitch will take you
where you need to go.
A country bitch throws you her keys
and says it needs gas in it!

A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
A country bitch will say beat her ass
and look at the crowd and say
"nobody better jump in!"

A city bitch will let another bitch know
she can back the fuck up or
get knocked the fuck out.
A country bitch will just knock her out!!!

A city bitch tells you,
she's had enough to drink.
A country bitch tells you
we need another shot,
we bout to get fucked up!

A city bitch goes to the club with you
and sits down.
A country bitch goes to the club with you
and says lets show these city bitches
how we do it.

A city bitch wonders
who your new man is.
A country bitch
knows his first name, last name ,
his birthday, where he lives,
who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's
where he works, how many babies mama's he has,
and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!!

A city bitch thinks the friendship is over
when you have an argument.
A country bitch lets you know
that was f***ed up,
but I still love you ."

A city bitch expects you to
always be there for them.
A country bitch knows you will
always be there for them,
they don't have to expect shit.



Yeap...That's EXACTLY how we do it
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Friend or More?
Posted:Nov 19, 2007 3:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2007 4:18 am
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Well it's Monday....and what does that Intel...well nothing really!

The end of last week and "good" friend of mine went back home (to Mexico). I told myself I wasn't gonna cry and let him see me all emotional, but that all went out the door when he came to tell be "Good-Bye". OMG, I cried like a baby, sobbing and everything. I didn't realize I felt that way about him, but I surely must have if I cried like that.

All weekend I sit around like I had lost my best friend, and kept wondering, how the heck did I get so attached to someone I had only known for about 8 months. Well I came to this conclusion...It's my darn hormones, they have really been outta wack here lately and the slightest thing makes me cry! Boy old age is catching up with me

Don't get me wrong, that fellow was great, he made me feel like a queen when we were together, but we "technically" was not a what cha call a couple. Go figure that out

So now I just walk around the house like a zombie and play solitaire (with real cards) and drink a few beers and go to bed and cry myself to sleep, but here's the kicker...Me and that fellow "never" spent an entire night together or even a whole day really, but we hung out and drank and played dominos, cards, and he taught me alot of Spanish, which btw I pretty much forgot within five minutes of learning..lol

Could I have been in "love" with this guy and not even realize it I dunno, but I do know I miss him and will probably "never" see him again. I am thankful for all the memories I had with him and yeap I even got some good pictures to

I hope some of ya'll get to experience a true friend like that and one day I'll find another.

You guys have a great week... VV
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I Don't Like......
Posted:Nov 16, 2007 3:56 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2007 7:58 am
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Well It's FRIDAY...don't what is really all that good about it....lol....but hey most folks make a big deal out of it, so I will to

I gave you my Likes now for the Don't Likes!

I Don't Like.......

A tongue embedded in my ear full of slobber (a lil nibble and peck is all good though)

Facing anyone when I sleep (now sex is a different subject)

Someone "bitting" my nipples (a lil nibble & sucking is all good here to)

Your shoes and socks laying in the middle of my floor.(I will make an exception if it's in the heat of the moment)

A Liar (Especially in the heat of the moment, if I'm no good then tell me dammit!)

A Tease (oh now come on if ya want me then take me, if your not interested then just leave me alone)

And my biggest Don't Like is a guy or gal even that says I can do Oral for hours and then Don't even do it...grrrrrrr!!!! ( If I can give, then so can you!!!)

Have a Wonderful Weekend Folks VV
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I Like.....
Posted:Nov 15, 2007 3:49 am
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2007 4:22 am
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I kinda wanted to give all my "loyal" readers something to talk about

Did you know......I Like.....

Spooning with the one next to me.

My hair pulled (during sex of course)

Hazelnut in my coffee.

Bottled Beer (Bud-Light of course)

Wrangler Jeans & Boots on a man (Cowboy Crazy)

Spur of the moment sex (kitchen counter)

Holdin Hands in public

Smooching in public

Shooting Pool (8 or 9 Ball)

Fried Chicken, Mashed Taters, & Greens (hence: the huggable hips)

Cooking for a man and him eating till he bust (the food silly)

Giving oral as much as receiving (if i'm good..in turn he'll be good to me)

Hanging out with anybody and having a blast!

Oh yeah and I have this thing about my toes....if they are pulled just right and popped...for some dumb reason I get all tingly inside and want sex...go figure! Is this what they call a fetish or something or is this just something I like

My vibrator....this is like my "BEST FRIEND" we talk every morning

So now ya'll know what I like....maybe tomorrow I'll tell ya what I don't Like.

VV Have a Great Day!
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Pay Attention:
Posted:Nov 13, 2007 4:24 am
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2007 4:23 am
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Ok...It's Tuesday Morning and Foggy here on the Coast, So all you Non-Driving Bastards need to Pay Attention!

Why do I (we) say that everybody else is the one that can't drive When I (we) know that our drivers license came from the same place...makes ya go hmmmmmm! Now lookie here, I have my faults (oh yeah it's shocking I know) I don't use a signal, I rarely drive the speed limit, and My Car is Bigger than yours So MOVE!!! LOL

It really bites my ass when you got this one asshole that keeps passing you, just so he can get in front of you and slow down...WTF? It's folks like that, that cause road rage! I traveled to Arkansas this weekend and was on this crazy Interstate system we have for about 400 miles, Do you wanna know how many folks I wanted to pull over and just bitch-slap? ALOT!!!

Good thing I have a CB and I know I pissed off some truckers, but I had even more that lead way for me to put the hammer down, so to those fellows, especially Lo-Bo (this guy was Haulin-ASS) Thanks!

I just felt like speaking my mind on the Non-Drivers out there in the world (you know who you are) And say: either Drive or get your Non-Driving ASS on a back road somewhere where some country folks will show you how to drive!!

Tip: If your ever in a situation where you get the opportunity to see one of those driver face to face, either driving or at a stop...What you do is SMILE and give them the Thumbs Up...This will surely Piss them off almost as bad as they pissed you off

Have a Great Day! VV
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My Findings........
Posted:Nov 9, 2007 4:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2007 3:55 am
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Ok, so i've been kinda bored and doing some reading....What I wanna know is Where and Who the heck do they get to do these darn surveys.......and where/how do I sign up, cause I could increase those Women results Easy

POLL: American Sex Survey
A Peek Beneath the Sheets

Sometimes, it's just about sex.

Usually not: The vast majority of Americans are monogamous and happy about it, expressing satisfaction with their sex lives and a broad preference for emotional commitment in sexual relationships. Most by far prefer marriage to the single life.

Among the results: Fifty-seven percent of Americans have had sex outdoors or in a public place. Half talk with their partners about their sexual fantasies. Forty-two percent call themselves sexually adventurous. Twenty-nine percent have had sex on a first date, and about as many have had an "unexpected sexual encounter with someone new." Fifteen percent of men -- and three in 10 single men age 30 and older -- have paid for sex. About half of women say they've faked an orgasm.

Americans' Sexual Behavior

Sex outdoors 57%

Discuss fantasies 51%

Faked orgasm (women) 48%

Sexually adventurous 42%

First-date sex 29%

Paid for sex (men) 15%

Paid for sex (single men, 30+) 30%


Two-thirds of sexually active Americans sometimes "wear something sexy" to enhance their sex lives, and 30 percent say they and their partner have watched sexually explicit videos. One in five -- around 40 million people -- say they've looked at porn Web sites. As many, men and women about equally, have had "rebound" sex to get over a failed relationship.

In some cases, where activity is less common, fantasy takes over. Among people who are married or living in a committed relationship (or formerly married), 16 percent have cheated on their partner (nearly twice as many men as women) -- while more, 30 percent, have fantasized about it. Fourteen percent of adults (and twice as many single men) have had sex in a threesome, while an additional 21 percent have fantasized about that. Twelve percent have had sex at their workplace, and it's been a fantasy for one in 10 more.

Fantasy and Activity:


Cheated - Did It 16% Fantasized 30%

Threesome - Did It 14% Fantasized 21%

Sex at work- Did It 12% Fantasized 10%



There are other signs of yearning: Among the 55 percent who describe their sexual activity as "traditional," about three in 10 would like to be more adventurous. And more -- four in 10, especially men -- would like more adventurousness in their partners.

The survey also finds huge differences in sexual attitudes between men and women. It underscores the wages of sin: Divorced or separated men are twice as likely to have been unfaithful in their marriage. And it demolishes the notion that singles are swinging: Even among young singles (under 30), nearly half aren't dating at all, and among those who are dating, eight in 10 are dating one person exclusively. Monogamy, again, rules the roost.

Different Planets:

If women are from Venus, men are -- well -- men. Seventy percent of men think about sex every day -- double the rate among women. Indeed, 43 percent of men think about sex several times a day; just 13 percent of women do that. Eighty-three percent of men enjoy sex "a great deal"; that falls to 59 percent of women. Women, though, are equally likely to express satisfaction with their sex lives.

Sex and the Gender Gap


Think about sex every day
Men-70% Women-34%

Enjoy sex a "great deal"
Men-83% Women-59%

Overall, women report an average of six sex partners in their lifetimes; men, 20. But a better gauge of sexual activity for most people is the median, the midpoint between the high and low: Women report a median of three sex partners; men, a median of eight.

Well Not sure what good this information is to you, cause it didn't help me out at all


AND THE BEST FOR LAST........

Sex and the Web:

Have visited sex Web site
MEN 52% WOMEN 34%

Have participated in sex chat room
MEN 11% WOMEN 5% (*COUGH*COUGH*BULLSHIT)

Think visiting sex Web site is cheating
MEN 25% WOMEN 42%

Think participating in sex chat room is cheating MEN 54% WOMEN 72%
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