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The ramblings of Elf's Maiden
 
The ramblings of a sex crazed domestic goddess home alone during the day who just needs to bitch.
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Frustrated and Wondering
Posted:Jan 27, 2007 9:41 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2008 8:31 pm
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We are a fairly average fun loving middle aged couple. We try to always be polite and respectful. We joined Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating over a year ago now, in hopes of finding a bisexual lady for friendship, fantasy fulfillment, and exploration of bi-curiosity. We have tried many different approaches, from a simple generic message cut and pasted sent to several promising candidates, to very specific personal messages referring to things mentioned in their profiles.

It seems that no matter what approach we use in contacting a woman we are interested in getting to know, the responses are the same. 90 + % of them simply do not reply at all. Of those few that do reply it seems to be nothing more then a token response that ends with that first reply with a very few that give a second. So after more then a year, the fantasy remains just that and nothing more, and curiosity is still just something wanting to be explored.

So our questions are these:

1. Are there truly any Bisexual ladies that truly want to meet couples in the northern Illinois area? If so, what the hell does it take to actually get to know them?

2. Are there other couples on this site having the same problem?

3. Are there couples on here that have actually had some success? And what's your secret? LOL

We posted this in the magazine advice column and got several responses but very little in the way of helpful replies, and nothing from the ladies in question. We figured we would try again on our blog see what you all have to say.

Maiden & Elf

Not that I honestly expect any replies here, there never have been before, but who knows I may just be surprised.
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The pleasure of your company
Posted:Jan 26, 2007 5:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:53 am
2430 Views

Linger in my presence
Drink in my sweet smell of desire
Breath in my passion for sex
Let me arouse your senses

Let me have the pleasure
Of touching your succulent body
Caressing you with pleasurable teasing
Awakening your desire

Let me awaken your pleasure
Tempting you with kisses
Lingering delightfully long
Touching your desire

Let me increase your longing
Making your wants mine
Teasingly taunting the awakening need
Giving you the pleasure you so desire

Linger in my presence
Give me the pleasure of your company
Let me awaken your desire
Give me the pleasure of pleasing you

Maiden
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what tempts you ?
Posted:Jan 13, 2007 10:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2010 5:43 pm
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What tempts you
Is it that sweet piece of chocolate
As it melts in your mouth
Drinking in the succulent creamy taste

What tempts you
Is it a rock hard chest and six pack abs
The way it looks touchable and tempting
Feeling your way down all those defined sexy muscles

What tempts you
Is it that cute tight ass
So round and firm
Touchable caressable desirable

What tempts you
Is it the sweetness of his smile
The soft delectable passionate lips
Kissing them desirably long

What tempts you
His talented wicked tongue
The way it makes you feel
Letting him linger there as long as he likes

What tempts you
The hardness of his cock
The way he responds to your touch tongue lips
Entwined in passionate sex

What tempts you
Lustful temptations of sex
Entwined in desirable ecstasy
Giving each other pleasure beyond believe

Maiden
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Sweet Seduction
Posted:Jan 10, 2007 8:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:53 am
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The softness of a rose petal
The sweet scent of it's fragrance
The iridescences of the candlelight
The glowing flame from the fireplace
Music softly playing in the background
Everything is perfect
There is anticipation of what's to come
The longing for your arrival
As time slowly slips by
Wanting to feel your hand in mine
The warm and lasting embrace
Your lingering kiss on my lips
Just your presence here with me

The perfectness of the evening
Your arrival on time as always
Your presence is intoxicating
The warmth of your hand in mine
As we ascend the stairs together
The scent of the roses are invigorating
My desires to be with you increasing
Your touch on my body arouses my wanting to be fulfilled
Lingering in your embrace
The seductiveness of your kisses
Tantalizing every part of me
Anticipating of what's to come
The longing of being with you for so long

The sweet seductive caresses
The touch of your lips on my breast
Tantalizingly teasing of my nipples
Breathless in anticipation of whats to come
As you lick your way down my cleavage
To my warm tingling pussy
My desires growing
Lavish me with that wicked tongue
Bring me to passionate ecstasy
Give me pleasure like no other
Lingering to make me cum over and over again
My desire and wants fulfilled
Please teach me to please you

Maiden
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painting a picture with words
Posted:Jan 5, 2007 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2010 5:46 pm
2628 Views

Can I paint you an erotic picture
Just using words
Close your eyes
And open your mind to all the possibilities

There she stands
With her sweet seductive smile
Enticing you onward
Her beauty is beguiling

She tempts you with her smile
Her breast overflowing
The purple leather corset she wears
Your eyes linger on those breast

You drink her all in
As your eyes lower to her voluptuous hips
And her long sensually soft legs
She entices you onward

Her body longs for your embrace
Her sweet lips await yours
Tempting you onward
Her looks intoxicating

Tempting you with everything
Your eyes cannot leave hers
You would follow her anywhere
Her beauty is beguiling

The sweet seductress
Has caught you in her web
She will have her way with you
She has cast her spell

She will tempt you with her eyes
She'll tease you with her lips
She will taunt you with her body
Seductively taking what she so desires

As women we are beguiling
We know just what we desire
We weave our webs and cast our spells
As sweet seductresses we are

Maiden
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Holiday Greetings
Posted:Dec 11, 2006 12:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:53 am
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The Happiness of the Holidays
As we go through this season
With family and friends
Treasuring every moment

I want to wish everyone
The best of the holidays to you
Here's hoping you enjoy them
And they fill your heart with joy and love

I want to tell you what warms my heart
The songs of the holiday
Which I start the day after Thanksgiving
I could play them all through the year
The movies and I have my favorites
Watching them daily if I could
Brings back my childhood and just fills my heart
The smell of all the homemade baked goodies
And sharing them with friends and family
The sites of the holidays
Lights that never dim and always shine
Decorations that sparkle
Colors that seem to glow and never fade
Seeing them just makes me smile
Putting up the tree
Lights, ornaments, tinsel, and garland
Finding the special ornaments the made and making sure they have a special spot
Swearing that next year you'll get the tree that has the lights already on them
But enjoying every minute of it
It's a family event and the just love it
There smiles say it all
wrapping the gifts
With the special wrapping paper bows and ribbon
Making sure every gift looks sparklely and perfect
It will take you hours and in 5 minutes its over
But the looks on their faces
When they see them under the tree
Makes it all worth while
The cards from friends and family
Wishing you the best of holidays
Just makes me smile
That big day comes and everything is perfect
are there with that look on their faces
Makes everything worth it
No matter how old or young, big or small
It just warms my heart and brings tears to my eyes
I just love this time of year
It just fills me up and it last through the new year
So my friends I want to wish you
The very best Holiday Season
And a very Happy Happy New Year
I hope you get everything you want
And that love and joy fill your heart
Through out the next year

Maiden and Elf
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Sandwich Fun
Posted:Nov 17, 2006 3:38 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:53 am
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We just started our own local interest group, and as we live in Sandwich Illinois, we named the group Sandwich Fun. It is open to any and all to join. We would like to invite any interested parties, regardless of age, gender, or sexual orientation to join us here Sandwich Fun.

We are hoping to make it an active fun place to hang out, but we need other members to achieve that.

Thank you, looking forward to seeing you there.

Elf and Maiden
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The excitement is gone
Posted:Nov 5, 2006 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2009 9:46 pm
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Full of high hopes and excitement
We joined this site
This life style
After looking at all the possibilities
Our excitement only grew

As time went by the possibilities dwindled
Discouraged by the lack of responses
We joined a group that was interesting
Although friendships were made
Fantasies remain unfulfilled

The group has changed
The interest level is no longer there
Most if not all the possibilities there are gone as well
It has become clear
That the majority of the members would rather we not be there

So now here we sit
Going back to where we started
Hoping the methods which failed before
Will some how, in some way
Have better results than in the past

As before with much effort on our part
It still seems to be going nowhere
Though we keep trying
Determined not to quit
The excitement is no longer there


Written by Maiden's Elf as we set hoping and waiting for replies that seem not to be coming.

Wondering if, despite what so many profiles say about open minded Bi sexual or bi-curious women looking for a couple for friendship and more, do these women truly exist? After being on this site since the middle of January '06 I still have no proof that they do.
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just for the pleasure of it
Posted:Nov 1, 2006 9:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:53 am
1955 Views

Come let me look at you
Let me touch you
Caress you tenderly
For just the pleasure of it

Wrap your arms around me
Hold me close to you
Kiss me deeply
Just for the pleasure of it

Yes that’s what I said
For the pleasure of it
Kissing touching caressing
Sucking licking fucking

Enjoying every minute of it
quenching every desire
Not thinking of anything
just the pleasure of it

let us satisfy ourselves
in every way shape and form
leaving ourselves in ecstacy
just for the pleasure of it

Maiden
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touch my mind
Posted:Nov 1, 2006 8:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:53 am
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Touch my mind
Give me your words
Touch my heart
Give me your love
Touch my hand
Give me your warmth
Touch my soul
Give me your desire
Touch my being
Give me your passion

You gave me your words
And inspired my mind
You gave me your love
And I know what love is now
You gave me your hand
And I am no longer cold
You touched my soul
And flamed my desire for you
You touched my being
And my passion exploded

My life is complete
You have given me so much
Without you I am nothing
You have touched my life
Given me more than i can imagine
You have my mind
You have my heart
You are my passion and desire
I give this to you freely
Always and forever

elf's maiden
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friends
Posted:Oct 30, 2006 7:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 4:53 am
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this is for some very special friends

Friends
You touch my heart
And for that I'm greatful
You touched my mind
And inspired me to write
You touch my soul
So never shall I forget you
I tell you this now
To touch your heart
And remember me always
To touch your mind
And inspire you to write
To touch your soul
And keep me there forever
Friendships were made
And I will keep them forever
I am not far away
And I think of you often
So my friends
I wish you this
Be well
Be happy
Live life
Be loved by many

elf's maiden
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Promise Me
Posted:Oct 30, 2006 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2007 10:50 pm
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Promise me this
Don't ever forget me
Remember my eyes
There the light to my soul

Remember my smile
Because you made me happy
Remember my heart
Because you put the love there

Remember my soul
Because you lit the fire in it
Remember my desire
Because it is only for you

Remember my passion
That I only have for you
Remember my wants
That only you can quench

So darling I ask this of you
Remember me always
Because my desire my passion
Are only for you

elf's Maiden
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My Pleasure
Posted:Oct 2, 2006 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2010 11:09 pm
2308 Views
The pleasure is mine
To know you as a friend
To tease you with a smile
To please you with a kiss
To talk to you of pleasure

The pleasure is mine
To kiss you with such passion
To touch you with desire
To arouse you with seduction
Teasingly taunt you with pleasure

The pleasure is mine
To caress you longingly
Lingering happily on my favorite spots
Arousing the desire in you
For me this is my pleasure

The pleasure is mine
To increase your wanting
Giving you what you so desire
Letting you fulfill your needs
With every luscious part of my body

The pleasure is mine
To let you kiss me passionately
Touch me teasingly
Caress me longingly
Fuck me totally

The pleasure is mine
To enjoy it totally

Maiden
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