Oiled fun
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Posted:Feb 16, 2006 8:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2007 9:51 pm
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Slippery, I like that word
Hmmmm what would you need for slippery sex
2 people naked
One maybe two bottles of oil (might want to make them small bottles)
A blanket preferable soft to cover the bed (Hmmm might not want to use the bed)
Might be a good idea to warm up the oil a little
Pouring oil all over each other playfully
Massaging all those wonderful spots that drive you crazy
Starting at the top and working all the way down
Paying extra attention to the favorite spots
Letting yourself go wild
Playing, exploring, having fun
Touching, caressing, kneading, rubbing each other
Your tits, his chest
His ass, your ass
Your pussy, his cock and baby will he enjoy that
Work that cock and balls good make him hard
Hmmmmmmm now what to do with that hard cock
Put it in your pussy mmmmmmmmm might be good
Let him work you good (careful might be slippery)
That’s why it might be a good idea to do it on the floor (won’t fall off of any thing)
Have it any way you can let it be fun
Sex, massages, tickles, touching anything you want
Make it fun and satisfying
Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy
Playful fun, playful sex just so much fun
Try and experiment oil can be fun
Elfs Maiden
copyright© Febuary2006 by Maiden
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Having fun
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Posted:Feb 16, 2006 9:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2006 9:20 pm
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Lets have fun tonight
Lets dance the night away
Lets hold each other close
telling each other how much we love each other
Lets play and have fun
Lets make each other happy
Lets have sex and sex and sex
happy happy happy thats all we have to be
love love love is all I need
And have have have
Elfs Maiden
copyright© Febuary2006 by Maiden
Can you make a poem by taking a line from all your favorite songs and make it good?
Have to try it might take awhile
I will post it if I do
thanks again
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curious
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Posted:Feb 16, 2006 8:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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How do you get on the front page of the blog?
We posted at several differant times and at least half the time never make it to the front page.
Just a question please feel free to comment.
Thanks ElfandMaiden.
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A day for love
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Posted:Feb 14, 2006 5:50 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2007 10:36 pm
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Valentines Day
Women love it
Men not exactly happy with it
Personally never really gave it much thought until I met my husband
Today it means a lot he surprised me three times
A lot has happened in the last month
Thought I lost him
Today he gave himself back 100%
This means a lot to me
I discovered what exactly it means to have a soul mate and a love that no one can break
Today I say Happy Valentines to everyone
I hope that everyone who is looking for love finds it
I also hope that those who are not are at least happy
I hope you find your hearts desire I have and I know I will be happy for ever
Elf , I love you always and forever
Elf's Maiden
copyright© Febuary2006 by Maiden
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A Special Valentine
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Posted:Feb 14, 2006 9:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2006 11:53 am
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for my wife, my lover, my best friend, my soulmate
All in one the same woman is all to me
No matter what happens here or else where
The one I want to spend the rest of my life with
I have made some mistakes, and I have hurt you with them
I am every so sorry for all the pain I caused
I am every so grateful that you have stuck with me
I would be lost without you
I am so very thankful that you are
MY VALENTINE NOW AND FOREVER
I love you dearly
Your Elf my dear Maiden
copyright© Febuary2006 by Elf
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SEX!!!!
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Posted:Feb 13, 2006 9:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Need it
Want it
Have to have it
Daily
Weekly
Monthly
Every chance I get
Prefer it daily
Take it when I can get it
Quickies, shorties, mediums
Or my very favorite longies
The longer it last the better it is
Lets make it last
Lets do it to till we can do it no more
No, wait, not that, I can't do without it
Thats right sex sex sex and more sex
Do it daily weekly monthly
What ever makes you happy
Me personally I vote daily
But I'll take it any chance I get
just some thoughts on sex by Elf's Maiden
copyright© Febuary2006 by Maiden
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Can I Please You?
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Posted:Feb 13, 2006 7:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Come to me my love and tell me how much you love me
Tell me what my touch does to you
What my lips do for you
Does my tongue send tingles up and down your spine
Do I touch the right spots
Because I will just say the words and I will do it
Touch you to please you
With my hands my lips my tongue
Excite you entice you please you
Where should I start tell me
Your lips kissing them sweetly and intensely
Exploring your chest with my hands touching and caressing
Working my hands to your back to your ass kneading it gentle but firmly
Leaving your lips working I kiss your neck
Working my way to your nipples and suck on them to please you
Working down to your belly button using my tongue and circling around it
Taking my hands to your cock and slowly stroking it
Making you hard feeling you grow
Taking you into my mouth and sucking on the head
Giving you pleasure is all I want to do
Taking you all the way into my mouth
Stroking your balls with my hands
Hearing you moan is all that I need
Sucking you and stroking you
Teasing you with my teeth
Making you cum with a scream and shudder
Swallowing it all as you cum in my mouth
Did I please you my love are you happy
Shall I please you again
Can I make you cum again
Pleasing you is my pleasure Sir
copyright© Febuary2006 by Maiden
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Bzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted:Feb 13, 2006 7:47 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Here is the Maiden's second attempt at an erotic story. We hope you all enjoy it as much as we did.
“Kiss me my sweet.”
“Where my loving wife?”
“My sweet lips my darling.”
“Such lovely lips to kiss to my hearts desire.”
“Caress my voluptuous breast with your strong hands.”
“My dearest do you know where your taking me too?”
“Yes, my darling, to magnificent sex.”
“Can you feel my hands on your breast my sweet? Should I suck on your on your nipples?”
“Yes you may suck, lick and even nibble on them if you chose.”
“Can you stroke my cock with your hand, my sweet.”
“Like this my love, with one hand or two.”
“Faster, faster!”
“No, not yet you need my mouth, dearest, its moist and warm let me suck it.”
“Yes, yes you take my cock and I’ll get your pussy. Should I lick it, dear?”
“Lick it stroke it, nibble it , suck it, make me cum. Would you like to be in my mouth my darling?”
“Yes, my dear take it all the way in and suck it good.”
“Is there anywhere else you want to put that thick long cock of yours?”
“In your pussy, in your ass, and between your breast. Where would you like it, first?”
“Stick your hard thick cock in my pussy and fuck me hard.”
“Slowly I’ll insert into your tight pussy and fuck you slow and hard.”
“MMMMMMMMMM, you are so good with your cock, deeper please.”
“Really deep and fast, deeper and deeper into to you.”
“I’m cumming my love I’m cumming. Faster, harder, deeper you feel so good.”
“Thrusting, my dear, as fast as I can. You have a marvelously tight pussy.”
“You’ve made me cum. Do it again, keep it going.”
“Not to much longer going to cum myself, I can always get the toy and make you cum again.”
“Slow down make it last make me cum again.”
“Can't my love got to go deeper harder. I'm cumming noooow!”
“Keep stroking it in and out a little while longer almost there.”
“Three more, Two more, One more, no more dear all done.”
“Okay my dear get me my toy and I’ll finish myself. Thank God For Toys!”
“Going to sleep now dear. Snore snore snore.”
Bzzzzzzzzzz
“ooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooooo aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wonderful Toys!”
copyright© Febuary2006 by Maiden
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Sex Quiz
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Posted:Feb 12, 2006 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2006 11:55 am
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Yet another email from our archive. Hope everybody enjoys.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
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The Virgin
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Posted:Feb 12, 2006 8:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2006 8:51 am
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Yeah, here it is yet another joke that was emailed to us that we feel is worth sharing with evereyone here.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
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Stranger in the dark
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Posted:Feb 11, 2006 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2010 8:13 pm
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She opens her eyes, something is not right. She remains still unable to see anything in the darkness, listening for whatever has awakened her from her nights sleep. It seems like an eternity just laying there without even daring to breath, when she finally hears it. It is the sound of someone else’s breath. Or was that her own breath? Is her mind playing tricks on her? After several more minutes she can take the suspense no longer and she rolls off her side and on to her back and looks around the dark room. The first thing she notices is the alarm clock on the nightstand reading 3:18 am. Slowly glancing around she sees only darkness and shadows, but something still feels wrong like she is being watched. Hating the paranoia, she slides back moving into a sitting position with her back against the headboard and reaches over to turn on the lamp.
“Leave the light off, I prefer the dark,” comes out of the darkness in a deep baritone voice just loud enough for her to hear. She freezes with her hand still several inches from the lamp. Her other hand grabs hold of her blanket pulling it up to cover the front of her sheer nightgown. She wavers briefly between turning on the light or bringing the other hand back to help cover her breasts. She finally decides that it would be safer to remain in the dark thinking that if her uninvited guest wants to remain anonymous she would not give him any reason to hurt her or worse. She brings the hand back to clutch the bed coverings at her chest.
In a timid and shaky voice she asks, “Are you going to kill me?”
“No”
“ me?”
“Do you want to be ?”
“No! Are you going to hurt me?”
“Only if you want to be hurt.”
“Then what do you want here?”
“I want to get pleasure by giving you pleasure.”
“Then you are going to me!”
“Only if that is what will give you pleasure. Tell me, when was the last time you were pleasured by a man.”
Silence is her only response to his demand, as she shifts her weight nervously and chews on her bottom lip.
“Been that long, then. You either do not remember or are too embarrassed to say. Fear not I will make love to you, not you. When I am through you will be grateful of my visit tonight.” With those last words he steps out of the darkest shadows allowing her to see his silhouette in the darkness. He stands at least six feet tall, has broad muscular shoulders, a large chest that tapers to a narrower waist across his cut and defined abdomen. She can see the sleek powerful legs running up to his firm round ass with hint of something large dangling between the thighs.
She gasps as she wonders if she has finally gone off the deep end, for this is the fantasy she has had through many sessions of self pleasuring. Has she finally lost herself in the fantasy? She closes her eyes and wills herself to wake up or to simply return to reality. Her eyes snap back open as she feels the bed shift, the way they do when another body climbs onto them.
She still cannot make out his face or the color of his short hair, but can clearly see the large thick evidence that he is indeed a man as he slowly crawls up from the foot of the bed towards her. He moves up placing her between his powerful arms, moving up further his legs go on either side of her legs. She trembles at his approach, her knuckles turning white with the strength of her grip on the blankets held between her voluptuous breasts.
He presses his warm lips to her quivering ones, gently lightly at first, but as the quivering of her lips lesson he increases the pressure and intensity of the kiss. She feels the warmth of his breath, the gentleness of his kiss, and cannot help but respond with a kiss of her own. As his kiss deepens she can feel her own need growing, she lets go of the blankets and reaches up to put her hands on his chest. As her fingers make contact with the skin pulled taught over the hard muscles of his chest, her entire body relaxes as a familiar warmth begins to grow between her thighs.
She soon draws herself up to meat him by reaching around to his back and using him as the anchor. She presses her chest to his as she presses her tongue against his mouth trying to get it past his lips. He opens his mouth to allow her tongue in without releasing any of the pressure and slides his tongue past hers into her mouth as well. She can feel the beating of his heart against her breast as she clings to his powerful frame, it only increases the heat building in her loins, and she can feel the moisture growing along with it.
She tries to get out from under the covers, but is stuck with his weight on either side of her legs holding the blankets in place. Feeling her struggling underneath him, he lifts his weight off of his right hand and wraps the arm around her back. He then straightens his back rising to an upright position kneeling on the bed. She is lifted with him as he rises pulling her out from under the covers, except for her delicate ankles and dainty feet. She brings her feet under her and stands only having to bend slightly to maintain the kiss with him kneeling.
As her body presses against his, she can feel his manhood begin to grow, lengthening, thickening, and hardening through her nightgown and panties. His left hand comes up finding the bottom of the gown sliding past it across the skin of her thigh stopping just for an instant to feel the soft material of her panties stretched tight against her round firm ass. His hand then caresses the soft skin at small of her back just above the satiny under garment. With their mouths still pressed firmly together and tongues exploring each other’s mouth, he slides his right arm down to find the to the hem of the sleepwear. His hand slips in under the sheer garment and caresses its way up the leg across her ass and to her back along with his other hand.
She pulls her mouth away from his and begins to kiss her way down his neck and across his chest getting lower with each kiss. This causes her night gown to be lifted well above her hips. He hooks his fingers into the material and pulls it up over her head leaving her in nothing more than her satin bikini style panties. Her hand slides down his washboard abds to find his nearly erect manhood that is already so large that she can barely get her to completely encircle it. She marvels at his length and girth and begins to lower her mouth to its big head, but he stops with his hands grabbing her shoulders preventing her from going any lower saying, “No, I'm here for your pleasure not my own.”
He lifts her with seemingly no effort back up to his mouth. He once again presses his lips to hers and returns his tongue into her mouth. When she wraps her arms around him and pushes her entire soft curvaceous body into his hard sculptured one, his hands slide down her supple back and into her remaining clothing. He gently kneads her ass cheeks as his big hands nearly completely encompass each one.
She moans into his mouth and presses her body tighter into his, as his hands move to the sides of her hips. His thumbs hook over the waistband of her panties and he begins to slowly push his hands down along her thighs drawing the small garment along with them. He suddenly grips her legs tighter and lifts her off the bed. She gasps in surprise and their mouths once again separate. He takes the opportunity to kiss her neck and slide his mouth across her smooth skin to spot between her ample breasts. She arches her back pushing her chest harder into his face.
Holding her up he backs up as one arm crosses her legs just under her now bare ass, while the other arm wraps around her slim form a few inches above her narrow waist. Still kissing, sucking, and licking the valley of her chest, he lowers her onto her back on the bed. With her now on the bed he pulls his arms out from under her and cups a large breast in each big hand as his mouth slowly kisses its way further south over her smooth flat stomach. He kneads both of her fleshy mounds simultaneously he then brings his thumbs and forefingers together with her nipples caught between. His mouth stops when it finds her navel so he can circle it with the tip of his tongue a couple of times before the tongue goes in to explore the full depth.
His hands pull away from the breasts and slide down her ribs and sides as his mouth finds the top of the hairline of her most private hair. She can feel his warm breath stirring the hairs causing a slight tickling sensation, as his mouth lingers there while his hands move further down along her smooth shapely legs. His hands once again find the panties just above her knees. He lefts his head away from her body as he pulls her panties the rest of the way off.
As soon as the small piece of material is clear of her small feet, he throws it backwards over his shoulder off of the bed and his face descends quickly into her crotch. He first just rubs his mouth and nose into her unshaved privates, inhaling deeply to get her full aroma. He then reaches up with one hand spreading the lips apart as his mouth finds her clitoris and sucks it into the wet warmth. His remaining hands slides back up her sleek form to find a breast and nipple again. She moans with pleasure grinding her hips forcing her pubic area up into his face, as she grips his head and hair with both of her delicate hands.
Continuing to suck he inserts a finger into her and begins to work it around exploring every inch that the finger can reach. He twists and turns his finger while bending it at the knuckle and rubbing her inner walls. She lets out a squeal of delight, and he can feel her muscles starting to tighten. He works his finger in and out with increasing speed and intensity. Just as he feels she is about to climax, he whips his finger out and moves his mouth lower. His thumbs goes to the mound the mouth just left and rubs it with a great need. His mouth sucks up her juices as he brings her to the first climax of the encounter. His actions he promises her many more.
When she relaxes her arched back and her breathing begins to even out, he moves his mouth back up and licks where his thumb had just been. That thumb goes down and slips inside her, while his middle finger slides further down and back working between her cheeks. That finger finds and gently circles her little rosebud just teasing it with a very light touch. She moans with pleasure at his touch, her hand goes up to the breast he is not touching while her other hand remains in his hair. He continues to lick, while his hand pinches and twists her nipple and his thumb works in and out of her, his finger puts just a small amount of pressure and the tip just starts to open her as it is slipping in.
He switches back to sucking as he feels her relax and accept his finger. He inserts the finger into her and pushes the thumb and finger together trying to get them to touch through her hot flesh. She lets out another squeal and moves her hips up into his probing hand and sucking mouth. Feeling the tension from his other digit inside her, he begins to twirl them around each other even as he works them in and out. Her back arches again and her breathing gets quicker and shallower. He squeezes harder on her nipple and sucks harder as he works his other thumb and finger harder and faster. She releases her breast as both of her hands go back to his head. Just as she climaxes again, he drives the thumb and finger as deep into her they will go. He enjoys the sensation of her contracting and relaxing the muscles engulfing his digits, as she screams again.
Once she relaxes again and her breathing becomes more normal, he slowly removes his fingers from inside her body and slowly licks and kisses his way back up her torso. He pauses to pull each nipple into his mouth before going to the valley between her full natural breasts. He kisses, sucks, and licks the area between her luscious mounds, then slowly works his way back up across her neck up to her waiting mouth. While kissing her, he guides the large head of his erect manhood to rub gently against and between the lips that make her a woman. Slowly he inserts it into her hot wet waiting box. She gasps breathlessly as he opens her wider than any man ever has before. After several minutes of the slow pressure, he reaches the point where he can go no deeper and she screams with yet another orgasm just from how filled she is. He begins to slowly move back and forth, pulling back and reinserting. She has several more orgasms with each new insertion, before he even quickens his pace. She is near delirious with absolute pleasure as he pumps her harder and harder with each new stroke. He suddenly stops fully in her, she screams again and he waits for her to relax again before moving.
Without pulling out, he takes hold of her in his strong arms and rolls over onto his back placing her atop him still impaled on his long thick erection. She just lays there on his chest straddling his groin for several minutes still trying to catch her breath. She has no idea how many times she has climaxed now and is content to just stay in that position with him completely filling her like no man has ever done before. He will not let her just remain there like that as he begins to move his hips causing her to feel him move inside her again. She soon starts to move herself, grinding her hips down into his. It is not long before she rises up off his chest and begins to ride him like a bucking bronco. She sits upright without pulling him from her and spins on his shaft putting her back towards his face forcing him to reach around her to cup her breasts.
After yet another screaming orgasm, and after catching her breath again, she slowly lifts herself off of his still rock hard member. He is slick with her juices when he pops out of her. She alters her position just slightly and slowly begins to lower herself back onto his throbbing tool. This time she guides him to her other pleasure center of the lower region of her body. She guides him between her cheeks going up and down the full length of him several times before pressing the tip to her quivering rosebud. She ever so slowly lowers herself onto him again taking him inside. She lets out a small yelp of pain at first penetration but continues to force him in deeper. When his head get fully inserted she bites down on her bottom lip at the pain, but still does not stop. She does not stop until she has about eight of his nine inches inside her body.
She remains motionless for several minutes allowing her body to adjust to this new intrusion. She then begins to slowly ride him up and down as well as rocking forward and back with some side to side movement as well. Her speed and intensity increase as the pain is replaced by sheer pleasure. With his hands on her hips he drives her harder and faster until he suddenly pulls her down fully on him forcing all of him into to her as he erupts with an incredible orgasm of his own. Feeling him in places that have never been touched before and feeling him spurting into those depths drives her over the edge one more time and she screams with such intense pleasure they are certain the neighbors had to have heard but do not care. When both of their convulsions stop, she slides off him and next to him on the bed. She kisses him on the mouth and falls fast a sleep with her head on his shoulder.
When she awakens to sunlight streaming in through her blinds, she smiles thinking about the wonderful dream she just had. She stops in mid thought as her hand brushes across her bare breast under her covers. She sits bolt upright as she realizes she is completely nude. She hears a noise from just outside her house, climbs on stiffing muscles out of the bed. Padding quickly across to the window, she pulls back the blinds. Standing there in the buff she watches as a large pickup truck loaded with tools is pulling out of her driveway. The last thing she sees of her mysterious visitor is the letters painted on the tail gate of the truck saying “Grey Wolf Construction”.
We hope everybody enjoys my first work of this type Maiden's Elf
copyright© Febuary2006 by Elf
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Posted:Feb 10, 2006 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Here is yet another of the amusing little from our email archives I hope every enjoys it:
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old . They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, . Men use them to have safe sex"
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. " Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
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The fly goes down 3 inches
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Posted:Feb 9, 2006 11:14 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Here is another joke from our e-mail archive:
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh, if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches... that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him."
It also happened that a hunter was further up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh" he thought "if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper lunch."
You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there was more.
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish...and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... then I can have mouse for lunch."
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water...
The fish swallows the fly...
The bear grabs the fish...
The hunter shoots the bear...
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
The cat jumps for the mouse...
The mouse ducks...
The cat falls into the water and drowns.
The moral of the story is.... Whenever a fly goes down three inches. some pussy is probably in danger.
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