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Sex adventure I have had.
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Grocery line
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Posted:Aug 28, 2013 7:04 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2014 12:33 am
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A man is waiting in line at the local grocery store when he notices a very good looking woman sneaking looks at him. He is pretty excited and finally ask her, "Do I know you?" "I think you are the father of one of my ." She says. He thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife and says, "You were that stripper at my bachelor party that I nailed on the pool table in front of all of my buddies, while your partner whipped my ass with a piece of celery with one hand and shoved a carrot up my ass with the other?" "Um, I think your is in my math class." She says.
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College Room mate.
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Posted:May 31, 2013 11:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2013 2:38 am
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It was quite a while ago(1989), but I still remember it like it was yesterday. I was going to college in a small Montana College and came home from the bar and went right to bed. Now, normally, I would have been out like a light, but I noticed my Roommate and his girlfriend in his bed together looking a bit suspicious so I decided to fake sleeping and see what was going on.
She was a short very athletic brunette with perfect small tits. It wasn't long before I could hear them talking and him telling her that a freight train would not wake me up when I am drinking. She disappeared under the covers and I could see the cover going up and down where her head was. He was moaning like he was getting a root canal or something. I was immediately hard. She then got on top of him and humped him like crazy. He kept grabbing her little tits and I remember being so jealous. My Roommate was busy kissing her tits when she looked over at me and busted me with my eyes open(and of course doing a lite fake snore). I thought she would freak, but she winked at me and I nodded my head yes. She got really wild then. Rubbing back and forth on top of him like crazy. She looked over at me again and I lifted my blanket and showed her my cock with me jacking off. She did this awesome facial expression where her eyes get really big. I quickly concealed it again so that my room mate did not see. She then came and I could see her grab and stretch his ball sack about 6 inches behind her while she arched her back and seized up in a passionate movement. He then got on top and pounded away like crazy until he came and collapsed on top of her. He then rolled over and went to sleep. She got up and went to the bathroom and she grabbed my toe on the way by and gave it a squeeze(I though this might be an invitation to follow her, but I knew this was out of the question as my Roommate was my best friend).
When she got back she lied down on her side facing me. I was also facing her. She motioned her her head and looked towards my crotch area. I lifted the blanket to show her I was still jacking off(I could hear my Roommate snoring so I was pretty safe). She then started teasing me by lifting her night gown and licking her nipple. She was making awesome faces that were driving me wild. Then she spread her legs just a little and started to rub her clitoris. I was going crazy. I inched my way over to the edge of the bet and shot my load on the floor. It shot so far it almost hit her as the beds were only 4 feet away from each other. She rubbed a bunch and put on a face for me like she came, but I am not entirely convinced she did. But, it was very helpful for my masturbation efforts. She winked at me and then rolled over and spooned with my Roommate. I rolled over and went to sleep too.
The next morning everything was normal but when she got up she made a little bit of a dramatic step over the area where I had came while she winked at me.
I seen her again a few years after school was done in her hometown where I was staying the night for work. She had been broke up with my Roommate by this time and this night turned out to be a great one, but this is another story. Thanks for reading, Carl
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Swamping the Bar.
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Posted:May 30, 2013 11:03 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2014 12:34 am
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After I got off work at 2 AM as a bouncer, I would also swamp the bar for a little extra money. I was sweeping one Saturday morning after a busy Friday night and I noticed the Owners and friend sitting at a table drinking(this was not uncommon). They were drunk and giggling and pretty soon I was sitting and drinking with them.
The conversation quickly turned to sex. The Owner's was a dark haired girl with a little bit of padding on her butt.
Her friend was blond and very hot. The was very horny and asked me right out to have sex with her. I decided to play hardball and tell her that the only way I would do it was if we had a threesome with her friend. I knew this would work because she was so horny she was rubbing her pussy through her shorts. At first her friend said no, but after some persuasion from the Owner's she finally agreed.
We went into the dinning room where there was some nice padded carpet on the floor. I took out my cock and they both stared at it. I then started kissing the and motioned her friends head towards my cock. She barely touched it at first but then she looked at how hard I was and me kissing her friend and she started sucking it like crazy. I was sucking the 's tits now and rubbing her friends tits at the same time she was sucking my cock. I was getting so ec=xcited that I thought I was going to blow my load. I then motioned the to bend over and fucked her from behind. I started kissing her friend like crazy and playing with her tits. I kept trying to motion her towards her friends tits but it seemed like she was pulling away. I asked her if she wanted this big old cock inside of her and she grabbed it and yanked it out of the 's cunt. She lied down righthen and I started banging her like a screen door in a hurricane. I waas kissing the now and put her hand on my ball sack. She was so excited she squeezed them until I had to tell her to back off a little. This turned out to be a good thing as it slowed me down from cumming too fast. I finally got really cocky and just put the 's hand on her friends pussy with my cock still in it. This was too soon. Her friend got up and went into the bathroom. I fucked the Daughteer until she came and told her that I better go and make sure her friend wasn't mad. I knocked on the bathroom door and she invited me in. As soon as I got in the door, she started kissing me and almost knocked me over getting me to the ground. She got on top of me and did that back and forth motion that drives me so wild. She reached around back and played with my balls. Luckily, once again, she squeezed too hard. This gave her time to get off. As soon as I heard her coming, I blew a load that was unbelievable. It was the best orgasm I had ever had. I wanted to sleep, but she kept on fucking. It felt like a glazed doughnut with all of the cum and juice from her, it made me so hot that I didn't even miss a beat. My cock was rock hard again and doiing great things for her.
I asked her to let me fuck her doggy style and she told me that was her favorite position. We were right in front of the mirror in the girls bathroom so I was getting an awesome view. I started to finger her ass with some of the extra cum and juice as a lubricant. She came in no time when I did this. I asked her if I could put it in her ass and she siad I could if I was careful. I was very careful, but she sure wasn't. She grabbed my ass and pushed her ass all of the way back until my cock was completely inside of her. I only got a few strokes in and she came again. I blew my load at this one. I am pretty sure this was the second best orgasm I have ever had.
I went out and the was gone. Her Friend kissed me and went upstairs to her place.
I finished cleaning and went home. I slept very well.
Until my next story, thanks for reading. Carl
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