THE BUCK
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Posted:Apr 6, 2008 3:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 3:37 pm
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Talk can make you tingle
Words can make you weak
Especialy when your single
Alone in bed you sleep
You listen with great interest
Remembering what is said
Taking time to notice
The wrinkles on his head
You tell him what your life' about
What really makes you tick
Then wonder if he's listening
Or wether he's just a prick
The look in his eyes will say alot
Should you believe and give it a shot
Telling you what you want to hear
A kiss and a cuddle and then it is clear
Taking control you turn your cheek
Pretend your not looking then take a peek
Just to see if there's a bump
Did that kiss just make a lump
Guess i'm older and losing my touch
That poor little bugger did'nt rise much
With that in mind a took a big glance
I'm thinking now he must wear tight pants
Then all of a sudden his jeans did rip
Right along side the seem of the zip
I started to laugh it was really funny
It was the male version a anne summers bunny
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Happy new year everyone
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Posted:Jan 9, 2008 3:13 am
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2008 5:17 am
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If last year didnt go to plan
Put it behind you because you can
Live each day like there's no other
You never know you might meet a lover
Never be lonely we all have friends
To talk to each other till each day ends
When waking up to each new day
We are back again with more to say
I hope this year is good for you all
To have lots of fun and have a ball
Never feel silly for being daft
Remember to smile and have a laugh
Wishing you all a happy new year
I hope this year is full of cheer
For all the things your hoping for
I hope you get them and lots lots more
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what a whopper!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted:Nov 24, 2007 5:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 3:41 pm
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i'm still gobbed smacked i must say
from the picture we saw today
i have no idea how big it was
i wouldnt take that not even for love
for i've never seen such a big whopper
well maybe a log thats cut with a chopper
i showed all the ladie to open there eyes
to show them the pic of whats in his flies
surely that size could never be used
its even bigger than two of my shoes
with waterey eyes it would make you squirm
the though of the dick when it becomes firm
there is no way its fitting inside
even when joints did spread very wide
its even much thicker than a swiss roll
to get a hand round it would be a goal
i bet there isnt a condom to fit
even around the and of his dick
a carrier bag he'd use instead
and tie the handles round his head
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manlondon
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Posted:Nov 23, 2007 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2007 6:09 pm
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He is a consaltant for the pc
when i had a problem he did help me
i rang his number he did sound posh
he talked me through and wanted no dosh
he stores all he knows in his memory pack
so he dont forget when he's led on his back
he keeps all the software on floppy disc
while he's looking at Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating pics
the box is square and inside a hard disk
should he send email and take a risk
his hardwares just waiting to go on display
or should he wait for another rainy day
its to late he's done it and posted email
this bloody Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating can be like a snail
what will she think of his sexy letter
why do i worry i havn't even met her
he waited and waited then got a reply
and all she said was you see man i'm shy
but if you like we can start chatting
befor you know it there led there relaxing
designs in his pockets he wanted to show
for his computer witch lite up and glow
are you sure thats it in your pocket
only your trousers stand up like a rocket
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licker69332
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Posted:Nov 22, 2007 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2007 2:30 pm
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He is a builder or so he says
he plays with muck in special ways
with his shovel in his hand
he digs a hole across the land
Foundations are in he starts to grin
noisy parties and lots of gin
for lots of ladies he will bring here
down the long driveway he will keep clear
At the end of the room a great big bar
the thick leather seats he bought from afar
for ladies like comfort and all that goes with it
befor they can play with his little didget
In the next room there will be a bed
because at the moment he uses the shed
lots of porn books just scattered around
his arm must ache till he shoots at the ground
If only he could work a bit faster
he then could call himself the master
for he thinks he really can lick
to a girl cum by licking her clit
Maybe it will get finished one day
for all the girls to come and play
until then its all just a dream
he jumps in the bath so he can get clean
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Fe1styw3nch
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Posted:Nov 21, 2007 1:49 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2007 12:27 pm
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Extremely intelligent this lady is
she knows she will win the weekly room quiz
to beat all the others she loves to say
ya see ya buggers i did it my way
so goddamnned fabulous at all she does
to compete with all she realy loves
with big blue eyes and her blonde hair
she tempts the guys to have a dare
for all the men do fall at her feet
for a glimpse and to see if she'll meet
she makes them all just squirm with lust
she kicks her heels and makes some dust
she is very sexy and likes to perform
and when the guy comes it feels like a storm
she is really hot and gives off some heat
but hates it when guys must show hairy feet
to correct all our spellings she has to say
she shows you how to put it the right way
so if you ever get the chance to meet her
you will find out she is a teacher
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Smoking
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Posted:Nov 21, 2007 7:45 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2007 11:07 am
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Whats that smell i did say
walking down the long hallway
well dont you know that is the grass
the stuff that puts you on your arse
maybe i should give it a try
to see how i feel when i get high
as i watched the joint get made
the smell befor that now did fade
joining the papers to make it long
licking the edges to make it strong
on goes the baccy its spread about
then the grass thats strong no doubt
with the roach put in the end
pressed and rolled without a bend
pass it round lets have a toke
i started spinny it was no joke
feeling sexy and starting to tingle
the keys on the table that did a jingle
laughing at the slightest thing
wondering what the next puff would bring
i closed my eyes and started to dream
my belly turned over and i went green
feeling sick and could not stand
then i puked right through my hand
another lesson in life i learned
not to smoke pot where im concerned
i had a try and gave it a go
what i try next i realy dont know
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The cinema
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Posted:Nov 19, 2007 1:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2007 11:07 am
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The empty seats were in the back row
lets go up there and give it a go
they cuddled up as the lights went down
they were at the cinema the one in town
With popcorn and a bottle of coke
the price of which was a bloody joke
take off you jacket he says to her
so i can get comfy as i like the fur
He puts her jacket upon his lap
so he could feel the furry flap
you know he says its really somthing
as she sits there just popcorn munching
something has arisen below
put your hand under and rub to and fro
he grabbed her hand so she could feel
this huge great thing that wasnt for real
for sat in the dark she could not see
what she was rubbing as he smiled with glee
she lifted her jacket up in the air
and when she looked down she could only stare
he looked at her and laughed out loud
as all th heads turned from the crowd
for there on his lap was a single sock
he just made her believe was his cock
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the plumber
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Posted:Nov 19, 2007 7:39 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2007 2:43 pm
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I called a man i had a leak
I think its coming from under the sink
the water in here is really deep
its now rising around my feet
the thing is though i have no money
so do you think i could be your hunny
i cant afford to pay your fee
so do you think that you could see
in basque and heals you could drool
as i would hand you the right tool
please mr plumber help me out
you would enjoy without a doubt
well put like that i cant refuse
to help you out of those wet shoes
the thing is mrs you will have to pay
because you see my dear im gay
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upforalaugh
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Posted:Nov 15, 2007 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2007 10:55 am
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she is my friend and works for me
but really all she wants is tea
when at work her cam does run
she sits there poking out her tongue
we giggle when we read the post
decides which one has got the most
for all her post includes a willy
then we laugh and act real silly
with her lolly she starts to tease
the poor little bugger is on his knees
watch me watch me the man did say
help me out he pleed and pray
show us your bum came on the screen
so up she stands to fulfill his dream
lets see your feet another one said
next thing i know shes stood on her head
now the next one just isnt funny
he wants me to wear a skirt from his mummy
show me your tits and make me cum
she sits and smiles and acts quite dum
stand up for me and show me your belly
she shouts out loud not on your nelly
undo your top and show us your tits
its chicken fillets you stupid pricks
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room charmer (cableguy33333)
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Posted:Nov 15, 2007 8:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2007 11:08 am
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so any new ladies in here today
is the words that he would say
if you want to have some fun
here;s my addy in the sun
you know you want to dont be shy
i really am a very nice guy
let me take you out for diner
i'll be a good boy and not a siner
in your box i sent you mail
look at my pic and you can tell
i'm six foot tall with big blue eyes
as for my dick well thats a surprise
if you meet me you will smile
i,m number one and thats by a mile
i like to be the first to say
how nice the lady looks today
now take your time dont tell me yet
look at my profile befor you forget
you want my number to give me a call
come out with me you'll have a ball
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dum dum
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Posted:Nov 14, 2007 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2009 3:43 pm
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water running in the shower
the muscles look like they got power
he washed his head until it shone
thats when all the bubbles was gone
behind the suds that trickled down
was a forhead that did frown
there stood dum dum bald as brass
showing us his hairy ass
for in his hand his flannel was trendy
but when we looked down his cock was bendy
then he starts to lather up
with ladies watching he had no luck
not now my boy he quietly said
if its not working its in my head
more bubbles he got to master control
and in the end he reached his goal
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naughtybitch
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Posted:Nov 14, 2007 10:04 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2007 2:08 pm
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my friend she is and really funny
she makes me laugh and aches my tummy
i watch her chatter in the room
and all the men that she does swoon
my baps are staying where they are
if i got them out they would go far
i'm keeping on me bridget knickers
so shut ya gob she just sniggers
oh no she says he's in the room
that bloody tunga he is doomed
i know he only wants me gash
on he keeps for me to flash
feck off you prick she says to him
your making things in here real dim
if he comes back he will get some more
i'll kick his fecking ass out the door
fag in mouth she sits and ggles
her pink hat on she does a wiggle
oh my god i pissed me bridgets
no wonder i keep getting the fidgets
me beds all wet its gone right through
a bit of info i share with you
i better go now its nearly dawn
thats it for me and now iv'e gawn
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