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More Humour 9/2/2019
Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with
a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable
to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs,
where his old lady put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “tell me what happened last
night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse, ” she said, her ...
3 Comments, 53 Views,
10 Votes
,4.98 Score
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What in the difference- 9/2/2019
Between a lollipop and a sucker?
2 Comments, 23 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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Pharmacist joke 8/31/2019
"Being a pharmacist is great because you're
kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell
1 Comments, 8 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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funny guy 8/30/2019
I have been writing volumes of jokes my entire life, now
at the age of 61 I've been sifting through my writings,
im a funny guy.
2 Comments, 19 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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points 8/28/2019
points points points points points points points
1 Comments, 8 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Wanna hear a joke. 8/27/2019
My sad sad need for points
1 Comments, 8 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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More Humour 8/27/2019
A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family
when her walks in. “, where do babies
come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says,
“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.
One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug,
and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the
continues, “ means the daddy puts his penis in the
mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a ...
1 Comments, 23 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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More Humour 8/26/2019
One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and
so the went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon sir, but may I have some of straw to build my house?" The teacher paused
then asked the ...
3 Comments, 52 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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more humour 8/24/2019
In a recent survey 100 women were asked what shower soap
they preferred . 99 percent of the women replied "Get out of the shower
you pervert"
1 Comments, 14 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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More Humour 8/24/2019
I came home from the pub last night and the wife said to
me "What time do you call this"? 56 years of age and still cant tell the time ....
1 Comments, 19 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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More Humour 8/17/2019
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when
I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!
The light goes ...
1 Comments, 39 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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More Humour 8/17/2019
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house
told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted
to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes
to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...
0 Comments, 45 Views,
13 Votes
,2.64 Score
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joke #1 8/14/2019
<br><br>
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2 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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Tuesday fun 8/13/2019
I imagine the day you OD on viagra is the hardest day of your
life!!!! ha!
1 Comments, 17 Views,
11 Votes
,2.23 Score
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Humour 8/10/2019
My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances
on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling
9. That's the best I've ever done....
2 Comments, 24 Views,
5 Votes
,4.45 Score
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Humour 8/10/2019
3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better
than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's
free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink
you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'.
In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th,
5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag.
"WOW, " says the ...
3 Comments, 50 Views,
12 Votes
,4.57 Score
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Chicken Licken 8/9/2019
Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,3.47 Score
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Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole 8/8/2019
After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his
grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come
out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole.
His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting
the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br>
Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars.
His grandfather laughed and took the ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
9 Votes
,1.50 Score
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Why did the chicken cross the road.. 8/8/2019
Im sure he needed points!
2 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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The biggest joke 8/8/2019
The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain
about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non
members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe
they just love to complain about everything?
1 Comments, 10 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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What black women like? 8/7/2019
Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny
boys or do they just chase after anything that will give
them the sex which they seek?
1 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Cheesy joke 8/7/2019
Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?.....
<br><br>
There was DeBrie everywhere!
1 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Dad Jokes Pt. 2 8/6/2019
If a refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty
of resisting a rest?
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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Classic mistake 8/5/2019
A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His
wife is standing there. <br><br>
Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s
a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”
4 Comments, 22 Views,
12 Votes
,3.51 Score
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Dentist issues 8/5/2019
An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off
all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said,
”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br>
”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied.
“Now you have to remove them.”
4 Comments, 27 Views,
11 Votes
,3.54 Score
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IM 8/5/2019
Hookup.Date Naughty Affair Dating IM is a bit of a joke most of the time.....
1 Comments, 10 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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Dick Picks 8/5/2019
Funny, but true... <br><br>
[image]...
1 Comments, 6 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Red Dildo? 8/5/2019
Too funny... <br><br>
[image]...
1 Comments, 11 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Sign seen last December 8/5/2019
Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br>
[image]...
1 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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The Bug 8/4/2019
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about
his infidelity, when suddenly the woman reached over and
cut the man's penis off and tossed it out the window.
<br><br>
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 8-year-old .
The girl was chatting away to her father when all of a sudden
the penis splattered into their car windshield, stuck
for a moment, then disappeared ...
3 Comments, 93 Views,
19 Votes
,5.23 Score
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