Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians
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Posted:Jan 4, 2013 10:48 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 6:13 pm
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada ..
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .
If you design your 's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction, You may live in Canada .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
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Why not cock pictures ?
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Posted:Nov 6, 2012 6:49 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2013 11:59 am
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I would like your opinion about why do girls with pussy or tit pics as there avatar say too people with cock pics not too message them....?
what do you think ?
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Sex shop joke
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Posted:Nov 2, 2012 7:46 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2012 9:26 am
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This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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Phone joke
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Posted:Oct 31, 2012 10:25 am
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2012 9:42 am
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A husband and wife agreed that anytime they wanted to have sex they would call it a phone call so that the wouldn't suss what was going on. One day the husband sent his to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call.
Mother replies ' the network is bad today'
Husband 'tell your mother that if there is no network at home, I will go to the public phone box'
Wife sent back, tell your father that if he dares go to a public phone then I will open up a call centre at home!
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